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@wooferstl.bsky.social
just a crazy ol’ bear from Saint Louis. dog dad/slave to Fred & Ethyl!
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Thank You.
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Thank You.
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sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
sunday morning. temps expected to be sub-freezing all day might be almost as dangerous to go out as it was yesterday (LOT of wrecks on saturday) but saw how dry our little side street was so decided to give it a go and was out all day. #FredAndEthyl forgave me
e) 11:16AM - got out to clean the walk and brush off the car
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
e) 11:16AM - got out to clean the walk and brush off the car
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
f) 11:30AM - snow has changed to rain/hail so time for this #Mainzelmännchen to get back inside.
…i DID finally put in my $100 Rebate request for that new set of tires with only a day to spare… WHEW!!
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
SAT 29 NOV 25
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
a) 4:15AM - got up to pee; hmm…not lookin’ TOO bad…
b) 5:57AM - hmm…snow had started back in and comin’ down pretty good
c & d) - 7:44AM - oh FUCK no!! i might have brand new all-season tires, but i can’t afford getting this car fucked up less than 6 mo after i got it…
thursday was a chill holiday. and by chill, colder temps were coming into the area and since the porch was in shade all day, the layer of ice in the kids’ outdoor water bowl lasted all day!
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
thursday was a chill holiday. and by chill, colder temps were coming into the area and since the porch was in shade all day, the layer of ice in the kids’ outdoor water bowl lasted all day!
i brought my fancy outfit to pose for #Santasslfiee with anyone who’d like them. without asking, folks gave me tips! i collected $15 which i gave to charity the next day! then one nightcap @ home with #FredAndEthyl before bed.
#TRADITION!! 👏🥰🎅🏼👍🦃
#TRADITION!! 👏🥰🎅🏼👍🦃
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i brought my fancy outfit to pose for #Santasslfiee with anyone who’d like them. without asking, folks gave me tips! i collected $15 which i gave to charity the next day! then one nightcap @ home with #FredAndEthyl before bed.
#TRADITION!! 👏🥰🎅🏼👍🦃
#TRADITION!! 👏🥰🎅🏼👍🦃
remembering my days barracking @ JJ’s Clubhouse while in college after retiring from the Army and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night of the year! so i went down to my favorite local watering hole to hang out with my favorite bartender.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
remembering my days barracking @ JJ’s Clubhouse while in college after retiring from the Army and the night before Thanksgiving was always the best night of the year! so i went down to my favorite local watering hole to hang out with my favorite bartender.
on wednesday, i dropped a rider off at the #OakGroveMausoleum where he’s helping to renovate the historic building and stopped to say howdy to the lions.
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
on wednesday, i dropped a rider off at the #OakGroveMausoleum where he’s helping to renovate the historic building and stopped to say howdy to the lions.
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
@Costco was just down the street so i tanked up the #wooferCar and went inside to stock up since back home i was having an #outofVODDYexperience!!
wasted most of tuesday trying to get help from #BranchCard - who manage the #UberProCard and are owned by #EvolveBank #EBTMemphis - about being scammed. apparently it’s been happening A LOT!!
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
wasted most of tuesday trying to get help from #BranchCard - who manage the #UberProCard and are owned by #EvolveBank #EBTMemphis - about being scammed. apparently it’s been happening A LOT!!
a while back, i saw this post and wanted to check this out. well on monday morning, i found myself south of the Arch and decided to check out the murals on the levee at the eastern end of Chouteau Ave. and then remembered the shipwreck of the USS Inaugural! pretty cool! #urbanexploring
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
a while back, i saw this post and wanted to check this out. well on monday morning, i found myself south of the Arch and decided to check out the murals on the levee at the eastern end of Chouteau Ave. and then remembered the shipwreck of the USS Inaugural! pretty cool! #urbanexploring
saturday was #gamenight and we played #WhatDoYouMEME which is kinda like #CardsAgainstHumanity but using meme photos as the situation. was a lotta fun 🤪
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
saturday was #gamenight and we played #WhatDoYouMEME which is kinda like #CardsAgainstHumanity but using meme photos as the situation. was a lotta fun 🤪
friday was a super busy day so spent the evening relaxing with #FredAndEthyl
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
friday was a super busy day so spent the evening relaxing with #FredAndEthyl
a couple of bears on Thursday - Troy, IL.
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
a couple of bears on Thursday - Troy, IL.
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
bonus: #MufflerMan for a friend
good morning ferrying my tribe to @SC_Conference on wednesday and in the afternoon got the #HVAC fixed once and for all 🤞.
in the middle, what would have been a good day was the scammers calling back to “help” me get my money back! yeah…riiiiiight….😡
in the middle, what would have been a good day was the scammers calling back to “help” me get my money back! yeah…riiiiiight….😡
November 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
good morning ferrying my tribe to @SC_Conference on wednesday and in the afternoon got the #HVAC fixed once and for all 🤞.
in the middle, what would have been a good day was the scammers calling back to “help” me get my money back! yeah…riiiiiight….😡
in the middle, what would have been a good day was the scammers calling back to “help” me get my money back! yeah…riiiiiight….😡
when i finally got home, i took care of Fred & Ethyl and then went promptly to the store to get the kibble that had been on my list so@they could have breakfast
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
when i finally got home, i took care of Fred & Ethyl and then went promptly to the store to get the kibble that had been on my list so@they could have breakfast
tuesday was a great day! lots of folks in town for #SC25, a huge Supercomputing Conference, this week and was busy AF! of course, having a BS in Computer Science and Mathematics, this is my tribe!
picked up someone over near #BallparkVillage so had to get a shot of the giant #WorldsSeries trophy.
picked up someone over near #BallparkVillage so had to get a shot of the giant #WorldsSeries trophy.
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
tuesday was a great day! lots of folks in town for #SC25, a huge Supercomputing Conference, this week and was busy AF! of course, having a BS in Computer Science and Mathematics, this is my tribe!
picked up someone over near #BallparkVillage so had to get a shot of the giant #WorldsSeries trophy.
picked up someone over near #BallparkVillage so had to get a shot of the giant #WorldsSeries trophy.
spent most of monday on the phone with @Apple, @Uber, my credit union. still looks like i’m gonna lose $540. 😡😥
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
spent most of monday on the phone with @Apple, @Uber, my credit union. still looks like i’m gonna lose $540. 😡😥
sunday’s trips kept me close to the city and home.
actually ate a decent dinner for once:
cheese tortellini with shrimp scampi in vodka sauce (vodka not incl) and some corn
actually ate a decent dinner for once:
cheese tortellini with shrimp scampi in vodka sauce (vodka not incl) and some corn
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
sunday’s trips kept me close to the city and home.
actually ate a decent dinner for once:
cheese tortellini with shrimp scampi in vodka sauce (vodka not incl) and some corn
actually ate a decent dinner for once:
cheese tortellini with shrimp scampi in vodka sauce (vodka not incl) and some corn
saturday was a typical busy day. got a trip to p/up someone up in a park. rider wasn’t there - someone said he’d already been picked up - and then started getting calls from Uber support! thus began a 2+ hour scamming session and i let them do it even while saying it all felt like a scam!
November 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
saturday was a typical busy day. got a trip to p/up someone up in a park. rider wasn’t there - someone said he’d already been picked up - and then started getting calls from Uber support! thus began a 2+ hour scamming session and i let them do it even while saying it all felt like a scam!
stopped for gas on friday and then went inside to get a receipt. came back out, the keyfob wouldn’t unlock the car! popped out the hidden key to do it manually and…THERE’S NO KEYHOLE!!! WTF!!??!! 😮😡 i’d gone thru this before so went back in to buy a button battery & swapped it out. success!! *whew*
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
stopped for gas on friday and then went inside to get a receipt. came back out, the keyfob wouldn’t unlock the car! popped out the hidden key to do it manually and…THERE’S NO KEYHOLE!!! WTF!!??!! 😮😡 i’d gone thru this before so went back in to buy a button battery & swapped it out. success!! *whew*
on thursday, the window for the HVAC tech was 1230-1630, but he didn’t make it here until about 1700’ish. figured out that the “routine maintenance” that the guy back in the spring was spouting wasn’t the issue. rather, a fried circuit board. grrrr… now waiting on parts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
on thursday, the window for the HVAC tech was 1230-1630, but he didn’t make it here until about 1700’ish. figured out that the “routine maintenance” that the guy back in the spring was spouting wasn’t the issue. rather, a fried circuit board. grrrr… now waiting on parts ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
finally took a well-deserved day off on wednesday and did a few things around the house and then popped by the grocery store for a couple of things. got a seasonal reminder to get my beard game on point. 🎅🏼🤪
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
finally took a well-deserved day off on wednesday and did a few things around the house and then popped by the grocery store for a couple of things. got a seasonal reminder to get my beard game on point. 🎅🏼🤪
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mission accomplished. dismissed.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mission accomplished. dismissed.
i WAS finally able to swap out the battery in a friends car after 3 tries - was a lot harder than it shoulda been
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
i WAS finally able to swap out the battery in a friends car after 3 tries - was a lot harder than it shoulda been
#VeteransDay can often become more like a second #MemorialDay and i can get all emo with my memories. and after 22 years, there’s a boatload of ‘em. wanted to wear some old uniform bits, but nothing really fit.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
#VeteransDay can often become more like a second #MemorialDay and i can get all emo with my memories. and after 22 years, there’s a boatload of ‘em. wanted to wear some old uniform bits, but nothing really fit.