Wookie Goldberg 🇺🇦
@wookiegoldberg.bsky.social
Snark first, ask questions later.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
Professional shit-stirrer, amateur haver of hope,
and proudly part of the problem.
Will Beyers is discount Harry Potter.
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Will Beyers is discount Harry Potter.
Old world dying: ✔️
New world struggling to be born: ✔️
Now being the time of monsters: ✔️✔️✔️
New world struggling to be born: ✔️
Now being the time of monsters: ✔️✔️✔️
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Old world dying: ✔️
New world struggling to be born: ✔️
Now being the time of monsters: ✔️✔️✔️
New world struggling to be born: ✔️
Now being the time of monsters: ✔️✔️✔️
Ever since I left Orthodox Judaism, my invitation to the annual Christmas world domination meeting has somehow gotten “lost in the mail”.
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Ever since I left Orthodox Judaism, my invitation to the annual Christmas world domination meeting has somehow gotten “lost in the mail”.
So the veep says in America we no longer need to apologize for being white.
I personally feel - as a Caucasian - that I should apologize for him. I assure you, we don’t want him.
I personally feel - as a Caucasian - that I should apologize for him. I assure you, we don’t want him.
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So the veep says in America we no longer need to apologize for being white.
I personally feel - as a Caucasian - that I should apologize for him. I assure you, we don’t want him.
I personally feel - as a Caucasian - that I should apologize for him. I assure you, we don’t want him.
It’s a shame that I’m too old to see what the future textbooks will say about him. Once there’s 60 years to clear our heads, the lore will be about what a terrible president her is. But it will take a minute before that’s commonly accepted.
Kinda like how Andrew Jackson is now seen as a villain.
Kinda like how Andrew Jackson is now seen as a villain.
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s a shame that I’m too old to see what the future textbooks will say about him. Once there’s 60 years to clear our heads, the lore will be about what a terrible president her is. But it will take a minute before that’s commonly accepted.
Kinda like how Andrew Jackson is now seen as a villain.
Kinda like how Andrew Jackson is now seen as a villain.
The all-redacted Epstein files are the first time Trump has liked anything black.
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The all-redacted Epstein files are the first time Trump has liked anything black.
This year I’m giving my kids fewer pencils. Thanks, Biden.
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This year I’m giving my kids fewer pencils. Thanks, Biden.
What the fuck is he babbling about now?
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What the fuck is he babbling about now?
Maybe it’s cynical to say if, but I have to wonder if the whole shutdown was just theater. The dems who broke, maybe that was the plan all along. They can laugh and get back to the business of fucking the poor.
The business.
The business.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Maybe it’s cynical to say if, but I have to wonder if the whole shutdown was just theater. The dems who broke, maybe that was the plan all along. They can laugh and get back to the business of fucking the poor.
The business.
The business.
I need to believe that we are watching the final, desperate clutch for power of the white male. One final Hail Mary of the whole racist and sexist system, desperate to not circle the drain once and for all.
Cornered rats are dangerous, but they aren’t invincible.
Cornered rats are dangerous, but they aren’t invincible.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I need to believe that we are watching the final, desperate clutch for power of the white male. One final Hail Mary of the whole racist and sexist system, desperate to not circle the drain once and for all.
Cornered rats are dangerous, but they aren’t invincible.
Cornered rats are dangerous, but they aren’t invincible.
Call me crazy, but it kinda feels like things are suboptimal right at this moment.
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Call me crazy, but it kinda feels like things are suboptimal right at this moment.
Everything seems really dark. I honestly don’t think we’re gonna make it.
September 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Everything seems really dark. I honestly don’t think we’re gonna make it.
We are spiraling fast.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
We are spiraling fast.
Funny how the folks who just love FAFO stickers on their trucks are unable to handle when their guy FA’s and FO’s
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Funny how the folks who just love FAFO stickers on their trucks are unable to handle when their guy FA’s and FO’s
Speaking as someone who could fairly be called “tweedy”, watching the Downton Abbey movie was basically my porn.
September 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Speaking as someone who could fairly be called “tweedy”, watching the Downton Abbey movie was basically my porn.
I have no thoughts, no prayers, and honestly, no fucks.
September 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I have no thoughts, no prayers, and honestly, no fucks.
Breaking: RFK jr confirms that Charlie Kirk’s shooter was really good at DOOM.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Breaking: RFK jr confirms that Charlie Kirk’s shooter was really good at DOOM.
One Nazi down.
Plenty left to go.
Plenty left to go.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
One Nazi down.
Plenty left to go.
Plenty left to go.
The pettiness of Tangerine Palpatine blocking Tom Hanks from being honored @ West Point is astounding.
Hanks has such obvious respect for the Greatest Generation and has done plenty to honor them. President Turdweasel has done nothing of the sort… other than call them suckers.
Hanks has such obvious respect for the Greatest Generation and has done plenty to honor them. President Turdweasel has done nothing of the sort… other than call them suckers.
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The pettiness of Tangerine Palpatine blocking Tom Hanks from being honored @ West Point is astounding.
Hanks has such obvious respect for the Greatest Generation and has done plenty to honor them. President Turdweasel has done nothing of the sort… other than call them suckers.
Hanks has such obvious respect for the Greatest Generation and has done plenty to honor them. President Turdweasel has done nothing of the sort… other than call them suckers.
I know it’s just a rumor. But god do I wish it were true.
August 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I know it’s just a rumor. But god do I wish it were true.
I’m not the biggest Newsom fan, but it’s nice to see a Dem showing up to a shit fight armed with more than piss.
August 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m not the biggest Newsom fan, but it’s nice to see a Dem showing up to a shit fight armed with more than piss.
Last pre-covid job: 7 years
First post-covid job: 4 years
Current job: 1.5 years <-- I am here
Next place: 6 months
Place after that: 20 minutes
Eventually I'll start sending resignation letters to job postings
First post-covid job: 4 years
Current job: 1.5 years <-- I am here
Next place: 6 months
Place after that: 20 minutes
Eventually I'll start sending resignation letters to job postings
July 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Last pre-covid job: 7 years
First post-covid job: 4 years
Current job: 1.5 years <-- I am here
Next place: 6 months
Place after that: 20 minutes
Eventually I'll start sending resignation letters to job postings
First post-covid job: 4 years
Current job: 1.5 years <-- I am here
Next place: 6 months
Place after that: 20 minutes
Eventually I'll start sending resignation letters to job postings
First Ozzy and now Chuck Mangione?
Feels so bad.
Feels so bad.
July 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
First Ozzy and now Chuck Mangione?
Feels so bad.
Feels so bad.
I really didn’t see “Netflix and chill” being replaced by “Coldplay and cringe”, but here we are.
July 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really didn’t see “Netflix and chill” being replaced by “Coldplay and cringe”, but here we are.
He’s. Blaming. The. Flood. On. Biden.
July 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
He’s. Blaming. The. Flood. On. Biden.