KPJ
@woopling.bsky.social
Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.
Im making tortellini for all my coworkers, my family, and my in laws. This batch is only gonna get me like a 1/4 of the way done i think 🙃🙃🙃
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Im making tortellini for all my coworkers, my family, and my in laws. This batch is only gonna get me like a 1/4 of the way done i think 🙃🙃🙃
Some recent mirror selfies from work but all i really wear now is big pants little shirt
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Some recent mirror selfies from work but all i really wear now is big pants little shirt
Got that post concert hangover. Or im just in my 30s and a homebody
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got that post concert hangover. Or im just in my 30s and a homebody
My wife got me a cool hades shirt for xmas and let me have it early cause im ornery and if i know a present i dont like to wait
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My wife got me a cool hades shirt for xmas and let me have it early cause im ornery and if i know a present i dont like to wait
Sometimes cause Banana isnt cuddly I’m like “she doesnt love me ☹️” but then she follows me around on my day off and has to sleep in her special bed while i fold laundry
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Sometimes cause Banana isnt cuddly I’m like “she doesnt love me ☹️” but then she follows me around on my day off and has to sleep in her special bed while i fold laundry
Wife and Banana being top makes so much sense.
Shit and Myself being next to each other though in 4th and 3rd place respectively is unsettling. I haven’t shit myself this year I don’t think.
Shit and Myself being next to each other though in 4th and 3rd place respectively is unsettling. I haven’t shit myself this year I don’t think.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wife and Banana being top makes so much sense.
Shit and Myself being next to each other though in 4th and 3rd place respectively is unsettling. I haven’t shit myself this year I don’t think.
Shit and Myself being next to each other though in 4th and 3rd place respectively is unsettling. I haven’t shit myself this year I don’t think.
Dec 1st and road already looks like this and will now until march
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Dec 1st and road already looks like this and will now until march
I have never known a bigger personality
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I have never known a bigger personality
This is only the second oldest piece of jewelry on my body. (Ive had my gaelic pinky ring since high school)
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is only the second oldest piece of jewelry on my body. (Ive had my gaelic pinky ring since high school)
Guess who got herself the 2012 officially licensed garfield septum ring?
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Guess who got herself the 2012 officially licensed garfield septum ring?
Renaming the squirrel baffle to the me baffle cause im the one bewildered on how this lil fucker still got up there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Renaming the squirrel baffle to the me baffle cause im the one bewildered on how this lil fucker still got up there.
For the first time ever I stepped on Banana’s toes today and it has taken a lot of coaxing from my wife to not commit seppuku in our kitchen because of it
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
For the first time ever I stepped on Banana’s toes today and it has taken a lot of coaxing from my wife to not commit seppuku in our kitchen because of it
Ok plz add me on storygraph and help keep the peer pressure on me to read
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Ok plz add me on storygraph and help keep the peer pressure on me to read
“Paint me like one of your french toasts”
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Paint me like one of your french toasts”
Forcing myself to get back into readong and it seems to be going well
Also shoutout to libby just because
Also shoutout to libby just because
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Forcing myself to get back into readong and it seems to be going well
Also shoutout to libby just because
Also shoutout to libby just because
She also let me cuddle her so sweetly yesterday. I love this lil brat 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
She also let me cuddle her so sweetly yesterday. I love this lil brat 😭😭😭
Last night Banana brought one of her favorite sparkle babies into bed and when we woke up this morning her other two sparkle babies were also in the bedroom 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Last night Banana brought one of her favorite sparkle babies into bed and when we woke up this morning her other two sparkle babies were also in the bedroom 😭😭😭
Ok slowly filling up some of the gaps on the wall at my station. Come get tattooed by me.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok slowly filling up some of the gaps on the wall at my station. Come get tattooed by me.
Last night i was watching some cute baby videos and had a small revelation. I personally havent seen this exact comparison made before so I’m hoping it helps someone else grasp how shitty ai is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Last night i was watching some cute baby videos and had a small revelation. I personally havent seen this exact comparison made before so I’m hoping it helps someone else grasp how shitty ai is.
“I will make you bleed. I will make you humble. You may be my creator, but from this day forward, I will be your master.”
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“I will make you bleed. I will make you humble. You may be my creator, but from this day forward, I will be your master.”
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
Practiced my bird photography today! I don’t even have the proper zoom lense most birders recommend for bird pics
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Practiced my bird photography today! I don’t even have the proper zoom lense most birders recommend for bird pics
haters will say its ai
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
haters will say its ai
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
Me and Banana got our flu shot today
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Me and Banana got our flu shot today