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woopling.bsky.social
KPJ
@woopling.bsky.social
Tattoo Artist. Garfield Enthusiast. She/her is fine.
Im making tortellini for all my coworkers, my family, and my in laws. This batch is only gonna get me like a 1/4 of the way done i think 🙃🙃🙃
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some recent mirror selfies from work but all i really wear now is big pants little shirt
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Got that post concert hangover. Or im just in my 30s and a homebody
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My wife got me a cool hades shirt for xmas and let me have it early cause im ornery and if i know a present i dont like to wait
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes cause Banana isnt cuddly I’m like “she doesnt love me ☹️” but then she follows me around on my day off and has to sleep in her special bed while i fold laundry
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wife and Banana being top makes so much sense.
Shit and Myself being next to each other though in 4th and 3rd place respectively is unsettling. I haven’t shit myself this year I don’t think.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Dec 1st and road already looks like this and will now until march
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have never known a bigger personality
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is only the second oldest piece of jewelry on my body. (Ive had my gaelic pinky ring since high school)
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Guess who got herself the 2012 officially licensed garfield septum ring?
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Renaming the squirrel baffle to the me baffle cause im the one bewildered on how this lil fucker still got up there.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
For the first time ever I stepped on Banana’s toes today and it has taken a lot of coaxing from my wife to not commit seppuku in our kitchen because of it
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Ok plz add me on storygraph and help keep the peer pressure on me to read
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Paint me like one of your french toasts”
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Forcing myself to get back into readong and it seems to be going well

Also shoutout to libby just because
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
She also let me cuddle her so sweetly yesterday. I love this lil brat 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Last night Banana brought one of her favorite sparkle babies into bed and when we woke up this morning her other two sparkle babies were also in the bedroom 😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ok slowly filling up some of the gaps on the wall at my station. Come get tattooed by me.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Last night i was watching some cute baby videos and had a small revelation. I personally havent seen this exact comparison made before so I’m hoping it helps someone else grasp how shitty ai is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
“I will make you bleed. I will make you humble. You may be my creator, but from this day forward, I will be your master.”
@realgdt.bsky.social Frankenstein (2025)
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Practiced my bird photography today! I don’t even have the proper zoom lense most birders recommend for bird pics
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
haters will say its ai
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me and Banana got our flu shot today
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM