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@wootmasterzorks.bsky.social
My new style of Media Thread for 2026! I’m tired of character limits! now, I can talk all I want and NOBODY CAN STOP ME!

Episode 1 of my Media Threadcast as I’m calling it is now live, where I discuss Yooka-Replaylee.

I ramble, hem and haw, and have lots of dead air where I’m thinking! 😁
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Forgot to post here- I made the Mystery Machine in Kirby Air Riders. I never do customization stuff like this, but this was fun and I think it looks really good!
January 5, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I’M NOT EVEN 2 HOURS IN, I WAS JUST CATCHING STUFF FOR DEX COMPLETION!
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I’m either gonna be an explorer or a reporter.
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
To whoever decided we shouldn’t have winter but rolled out SOEK NB 2… please give us winter back.

My fan should not see use in November or December.

I didn’t know you could have seasonal depression be depressing THE SEASON ISN’T FUCKING HAPPENING!
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends was just an AI content farm.

It was a bunch of ideas other people came up with that other people proceeded to claim as their own.
December 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I found @yachtclubgames.bsky.social ‘s character in one of my new games I got for Christmas!

I think this is Mina, the Hollower, isn’t it?
December 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My Christmas gifts from this year. Very good haul, incredibly grateful for the people in my life.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Posting almost Christmas on Christmas means it was an almost almost Christmas post.

Which means it wasn’t almost Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
So, after finding a Shiny Male Combee, I took that personally.

I spent a lot of time getting the Shiny Charm (after one badge and one Titan, no less).

Also, found a very cheesy strat to Shiny hunt.

I am cheesing the game, but it’s worth it. It’s fun cheesing.
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Oh boy… my first Shiny in Pokémon Violet…
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
🅱️reddy 🅱️azbear 🅱️rench 🅱️ries.
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If every Pokemon region uses the same currency, and it reasonably tracks as being equivalent to Yen, does that make the Pokemon World like Ace Attorney’s Japanifornia on a grander scale?

Do we have JapaNew York? Japance? Japawai’i? BritJapain? Ja-Spain?
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac design a good boss fight challenge: improbable.
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is how I learned the video game industry is trying to kill me.

Pikmin 4 update shadow-dropped.

Pac-Man DLC just is out now, I guess???

New Indie DKC2 inspired game.

Brother, I’m trying to play Ace Attorney Investigations.

Go away with all this stuff that appeals to me, specifically.
Big day for people who hyper fixate on games starring little guys going on little adventures like me
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Reposted
After weeks of teasing, I'm very excited to officially show you all:
Gameplay of Calico Wilder!

I've been working with @waveparadigm.com, @littlenorwegians.bsky.social, and some friends to build the first of Calico's adventures, and I'm super thrilled with how it's coming along!
#indiegame #gamedev
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
4//

Yummy.
Tasty.

(Happy Halloween. And yes, this entire thing was just to make a spoof of the Keeper’s Diary for a punchline referencing how Pac-Man constantly repeats Yummy and Tasty when collecting fruit in World 2 Re-Pac. Itchy tasty was the first thing I thought of.)
Yummy yummy Spooky came ugly boss rematch so killed him. Tasty.
Fever gone but yummy. Today hungry and eat bonus fruit.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I have heard plenty of people talk about how this movie doesn’t feel very much like a Scooby movie, which is fair.

And it just dawned on me that the movie works better under the lens of a Hanna-Barbera crossover like they did plenty of shows for back in the day.

…And even recently, too.
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I still find it funny that so many people were freaking out about Nintendo “being quiet” or “forgetting” the Mario 40th anniversary.

Seemingly forgetting that the 35th only got celebrated in September, too.

I never had any inclination this year was different. And I was right.
October 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Yummy yummy Spooky came ugly boss rematch so killed him. Tasty.
Fever gone but yummy. Today hungry and eat bonus fruit.
Rumors going around that a Mrs. Pac-Man who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and tasty and I'm sweating all the time now.

I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the heck’s happening to me?
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Fever gone but yummy. Today hungry and eat bonus fruit.
Rumors going around that a Mrs. Pac-Man who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and tasty and I'm sweating all the time now.

I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the heck’s happening to me?
Found a big blister on my foot. I stayed off it to play Pac-Man some more. The game had no sound, though, which is weird.

Then I realized my TV was muted. Maybe Pac-Man muted it to get back at me for not feeding him the last three days. I hope Namco isn’t mad about that…
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Rumors going around that a Mrs. Pac-Man who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and tasty and I'm sweating all the time now.

I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the heck’s happening to me?
Found a big blister on my foot. I stayed off it to play Pac-Man some more. The game had no sound, though, which is weird.

Then I realized my TV was muted. Maybe Pac-Man muted it to get back at me for not feeding him the last three days. I hope Namco isn’t mad about that…
Went to the doctor because my Pac is all swollen and feels memey. They did a World remake on him and then I didn’t wear the suit in my dream anymore. All I wanna do is sleep.
October 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Found a big blister on my foot. I stayed off it to play Pac-Man some more. The game had no sound, though, which is weird.

Then I realized my TV was muted. Maybe Pac-Man muted it to get back at me for not feeding him the last three days. I hope Namco isn’t mad about that…
Went to the doctor because my Pac is all swollen and feels memey. They did a World remake on him and then I didn’t wear the suit in my dream anymore. All I wanna do is sleep.
I’ve been wearing this damn space suit in my dream from yesterday. My skin feels all sweaty and I’m itchy all over. That Pac-damn Pac-Man looked at me funny in his game’s box art, so I decided not to feed him today. Screw him.
October 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Went to the doctor because my Pac is all swollen and feels memey. They did a World remake on him and then I didn’t wear the suit in my dream anymore. All I wanna do is sleep.
I’ve been wearing this damn space suit in my dream from yesterday. My skin feels all sweaty and I’m itchy all over. That Pac-damn Pac-Man looked at me funny in his game’s box art, so I decided not to feed him today. Screw him.
At around 5 AM, Spooky woke me up. That dream scared the shit out of me. He was wearing a protective suit. Handed me one, too, said there was an accident on Ghost Island.

I knew this would happen. Those bastards down at Namco never sleep, even on holiday…
October 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I’ve been wearing this damn space suit in my dream from yesterday. My skin feels all sweaty and I’m itchy all over. That Pac-damn Pac-Man looked at me funny in his game’s box art, so I decided not to feed him today. Screw him.
At around 5 AM, Spooky woke me up. That dream scared the shit out of me. He was wearing a protective suit. Handed me one, too, said there was an accident on Ghost Island.

I knew this would happen. Those bastards down at Namco never sleep, even on holiday…
One of the levels in World 2 Re-Pac assigns a mission to never be seen by a shark. Instructions were to not feed it live Pac-Men.

When I came out of a hiding spot, it played with me… making me think I was safe before tearing Pac-Man’s limbs apart and eating him.
October 4, 2025 at 10:14 AM