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To be fair, muppet is an excellent insult along with bellend and absolute balloon so I feel your struggle comrade ✊
January 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
To be fair, muppet is an excellent insult along with bellend and absolute balloon so I feel your struggle comrade ✊
Leave the Muppets out of this! 🐸 🐷 🐻
January 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Leave the Muppets out of this! 🐸 🐷 🐻
Kind of like… communities in the real world? Weird coincidence huh
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Kind of like… communities in the real world? Weird coincidence huh
Fuck supervisor cat. But fuck, supervisor cat is right. 😕
January 3, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Fuck supervisor cat. But fuck, supervisor cat is right. 😕
Whoever you are, whatever you believe in, don’t cross the cunt line ✊
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Whoever you are, whatever you believe in, don’t cross the cunt line ✊
To be fair the rest of the world would like to be left out of it, thx 🙏
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
To be fair the rest of the world would like to be left out of it, thx 🙏
Leave the polar bears out of it! 🐻
December 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Leave the polar bears out of it! 🐻
Leave the penguins out of this! 🐧
December 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Leave the penguins out of this! 🐧
Bugger, I missed it. Your late night might be a late afternoon in Australia in need of an ambiguous post and half a kilo of questions.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Bugger, I missed it. Your late night might be a late afternoon in Australia in need of an ambiguous post and half a kilo of questions.
Can we reach you at [email protected]?
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Can we reach you at [email protected]?
Just tell them “I refuse to believe the most awful thing you can call someone is a part of a woman’s body, it’s our duty to make it a normal word to use”
it’s a great word, it’s got a lovely percussive energy to it
Ease them in with using cunt as a compliment - “they’re a GC - a good cunt” ♥️
it’s a great word, it’s got a lovely percussive energy to it
Ease them in with using cunt as a compliment - “they’re a GC - a good cunt” ♥️
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Just tell them “I refuse to believe the most awful thing you can call someone is a part of a woman’s body, it’s our duty to make it a normal word to use”
it’s a great word, it’s got a lovely percussive energy to it
Ease them in with using cunt as a compliment - “they’re a GC - a good cunt” ♥️
it’s a great word, it’s got a lovely percussive energy to it
Ease them in with using cunt as a compliment - “they’re a GC - a good cunt” ♥️
Oh FFS can you add a horror warning next time? That’s just undone ten years of therapy. 😱
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Oh FFS can you add a horror warning next time? That’s just undone ten years of therapy. 😱
Bertie is magnificent, thank you ♥️
September 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Bertie is magnificent, thank you ♥️
1. Plodding through a third draft edit
2. Realise I need to tweak when one scene happens
3. Leads to cascading dominoes of sequence changes
4. Whole novel feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
5. Despair
6. Get back to plodding
7. Repeat
2. Realise I need to tweak when one scene happens
3. Leads to cascading dominoes of sequence changes
4. Whole novel feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
5. Despair
6. Get back to plodding
7. Repeat
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
1. Plodding through a third draft edit
2. Realise I need to tweak when one scene happens
3. Leads to cascading dominoes of sequence changes
4. Whole novel feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
5. Despair
6. Get back to plodding
7. Repeat
2. Realise I need to tweak when one scene happens
3. Leads to cascading dominoes of sequence changes
4. Whole novel feels like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic
5. Despair
6. Get back to plodding
7. Repeat
Simone de Beauvoir’s All Men are Mortal is a short but exquisite read for the ‘I want to live forever’ devotees
August 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Simone de Beauvoir’s All Men are Mortal is a short but exquisite read for the ‘I want to live forever’ devotees
Post Traumatic Smirk Disorder is at epidemic levels 😔
July 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Post Traumatic Smirk Disorder is at epidemic levels 😔
THAT IS A LOT OF CHICKENS
July 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
THAT IS A LOT OF CHICKENS
The Notre Dame of pencils ✏️
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Pencil-Vania! Over 185K Pencils Artfully Arranged in a San Francisco's Home Stairwell!! - Pee-wee's blog
For Pencil Day, I picked out something VERY special and PENCIL-Y!
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July 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The Notre Dame of pencils ✏️
peewee.com/2016/03/30/h...
peewee.com/2016/03/30/h...
How do you know they don’t? 👀
July 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
How do you know they don’t? 👀
I think we need to form a WhatsApp group first
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I think we need to form a WhatsApp group first
GINGER FLUFF! OMG I loved that line! It brought back delicious memories too. 🥰
Thank you for the blood, sweat and swearing that went into crafting a rollicking fun read that captured the era beautifully. Five stars, recommend!
Thank you for the blood, sweat and swearing that went into crafting a rollicking fun read that captured the era beautifully. Five stars, recommend!
June 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
GINGER FLUFF! OMG I loved that line! It brought back delicious memories too. 🥰
Thank you for the blood, sweat and swearing that went into crafting a rollicking fun read that captured the era beautifully. Five stars, recommend!
Thank you for the blood, sweat and swearing that went into crafting a rollicking fun read that captured the era beautifully. Five stars, recommend!
Highly underestimated universal rule 👍
June 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Highly underestimated universal rule 👍