Crankie says he’s opening. He’s not.
June 28 - WOOZ + EASTLAND
Ideal Theater, Cedar Rapids
$15 ADV / $20 Day Of

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We tore into Hagstone by Toadskin and made it ours.
48 hours. Pure chaos. Punk energy that hits like a freight train.
Turn it up and feel the grit.

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Time is like a blurry photo.

Gamers are people who understand true resilience. Losing? Respawn. Outgunned? Level up. Life throws BS? Adapt and dominate. Critics say you're 'wasting time' but you're out here building strategy, endurance, and teamwork. Stay sharp. The real boss battle is life.

When the world forgot you, music remembers. It’s a map out, a blueprint for those left in the cold to rise and own what’s theirs.

Algorithms try to replace people. The systems behind them fear what they can’t predict, control, or crush.

Music critics seem to only know how to spoon feed to others what’s already been spoon-fed to them. We are focused on cooking the meal.

The Wooz movement isn’t chasing gigs. We’re not begging for interviews.

Does that mean we wont play shows or talk to the media? No. It just means we’re not beholden to anyone.

We do music because we love it & because we know you love it too. No gatekeepers, no middlemen, no BS.

Prunus Americana... like you’ve never heard it before.

Every track. Reimagined. Every genre. Flipped. It’s chaos, it’s genius, it’s... completely unhinged.

What happens when the machine meets rebellion? You’ll find out soon. #Wooz #PrunusReimagined

Rolling Stone: from championing music to shilling Prime deals. The gatekeepers have traded riffs for receipts.

While they’re selling out, The Wooz movement is rising, no compromises, just real music.

You’ve made it to BlueSky, but are you still ignoring the best new music in your backyard?

The Wooz movement isn’t playing games. No algorithms. No gatekeepers. We’re bringing music back to the people.

Keep zigging. We’ll keep zagging.

What's the most annoying thing about streaming services?
A) Constant shuffling
B) Ads
C) Cost
D) Lack of discovery tools

One amazing thing about listening to your own Vinyl or CDs? No ads interrupting the listening experience. Just you and the music exactly how it should be.

Here we are now, entertain us.