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- karate in the bathroom
- Be a green stem
Climbing the ivy
I am whole when I am with them
Should have used the stairs

- poor short term life choices

#haikufeels
December 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Hans shoots Takagi
Holly gets her promotion
John wrecks it for her

- sir that’s barely a love story much less a Christmas movie….. $15.60 please……

#haikufeels
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I’m watching anyway…
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You’re a good man. Good human
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
He took money from murderers
December 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hole is a good band
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Simmer below boil
Bury body lots of toil
Good to have kind friends

- sir, the lye and shovels should probably go in the trunk…

#haikufeels
December 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
And coal for anyone that deserves it
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yes you do. Snowmen need time too!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Yes. This administration is terrible. This is not a surprise.
December 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hope you make a snowman
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
We fracture we fall
Cracks are how the light gets in
Not something, someone

- sir this is a Wendy’s

#haikufeels
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It is that time of year…,
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Much and a lot. Now it’s frozen
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So much stuff. More time for language, guitar, pipe shop, nothing and more nothing
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bill Burr took money from murderers
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well it turns out when you work somewhere for 30 years and it’s Union, you get a bit of vacation. Oh, that and I was off work earlier this year for a few months with messed up arm. So I didn’t use vacation for 1/2 the year.
December 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Neither. Both douches. Wish they were both fictional tho…..
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
You should try doing what I’m doing. I e taken the rest of the year off. Starting on the 3rd….
December 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Right!!! And this is why Cuban is a douche. Sure he has some progressive views and he doesn’t like Trump but he is adjacent in the sense of not understanding things because pure capitalism has rotted his brain
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Brush as we walk by
Déjà vu or Vuja De
We left the same way

#haikufeels
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
a cartoon dog with the word sigh on it 's chest
ALT: a cartoon dog with the word sigh on it 's chest
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December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Rectal Leakage Black
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hiding with the accomplices?
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM