Robert Morgan Fisher
@wordcommando.bsky.social
Robert Morgan Fisher won the 2021 Montana Humor Prize and the 2018 Chester Himes Fiction Prize. His fiction and essays have appeared in numerous anthologies and literary journals. He is also an Americana musician who specializes in story songs.
Karoline Leavitt announces she's pregnant—we know it's not Trump's cuz you can't get knocked up doing tongue-in-butt-stuff.
December 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Karoline Leavitt announces she's pregnant—we know it's not Trump's cuz you can't get knocked up doing tongue-in-butt-stuff.
Radical Left Scum reporting for duty! 🫡
December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Radical Left Scum reporting for duty! 🫡
There’s an old-fashioned punishment for this we need to reconsider.🤔
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There’s an old-fashioned punishment for this we need to reconsider.🤔
Late to the battle—I mean party—on this one. But wow.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Late to the battle—I mean party—on this one. But wow.
😞 merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
😞 merry Christmas.
“GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!”: We’ve now, officially, on the record, moved on from child rape to baby murdering.
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“GOD BLESS US, EVERYONE!”: We’ve now, officially, on the record, moved on from child rape to baby murdering.
Seriously, I get another fukkin email about my nonexistent “Marriott stay”?…
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Seriously, I get another fukkin email about my nonexistent “Marriott stay”?…
And we’re just getting started here.
December 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And we’re just getting started here.
Tuesday Truth.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tuesday Truth.
The three stages of grief.
December 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The three stages of grief.
Maybe CBS can accidentally send the unredacted Epstein files to their Canadian affiliates as well 🤔
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Maybe CBS can accidentally send the unredacted Epstein files to their Canadian affiliates as well 🤔
If he wants Greenland so bad let's just air-drop him.
December 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If he wants Greenland so bad let's just air-drop him.
Manic Monday Music.
December 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Manic Monday Music.
Is this a perfect planet or what?!
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is this a perfect planet or what?!
The president is a blithering idiot whose brain has gone fuckity-bye-bye.
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The president is a blithering idiot whose brain has gone fuckity-bye-bye.
Got memes—get mad.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Got memes—get mad.
Got memes—get mad.
December 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Got memes—get mad.