Bob Skrezyna
@wordrebel.bsky.social
Dad, procrastinating writer, avid reader, fountain pen and watch enthusiast, socialist-ish, atheist, militant supporter of trans rights 🏳️⚧️. Follow me - but not so close you step on the back of my shoe and make it come off. That’s super annoying. Thanks.
Wild that The Sound Of Freedom/Comet Pizza basement/Wayfair sex trafficking Republicans are now bending over backwards to not only forgive child rape but to normalize child rape. Fucking nuts.
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wild that The Sound Of Freedom/Comet Pizza basement/Wayfair sex trafficking Republicans are now bending over backwards to not only forgive child rape but to normalize child rape. Fucking nuts.
I’m afraid Bill Clinton will be in the Epstein files because I’m on the left? Honey, no. You’re talking to a guy who drove around with an “Impeach Clinton” sign on his car in 1998 and well into 1999. Try again, sweetie.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m afraid Bill Clinton will be in the Epstein files because I’m on the left? Honey, no. You’re talking to a guy who drove around with an “Impeach Clinton” sign on his car in 1998 and well into 1999. Try again, sweetie.
The New Testament is just Jesus’ Substack.
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The New Testament is just Jesus’ Substack.
I don’t care what anyone eats regardless of how they’re paying for it. If there’s something less my business than someone else’s genitals it’s what they eat. For some reason MAGA is super concerned with both. It’s fucking weird, man.
October 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I don’t care what anyone eats regardless of how they’re paying for it. If there’s something less my business than someone else’s genitals it’s what they eat. For some reason MAGA is super concerned with both. It’s fucking weird, man.
The more AI a company shoves into a product the less I will use said product.
October 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The more AI a company shoves into a product the less I will use said product.
I don’t want to be rich. I just want to be wealthy enough to produce thousands of super nice signs for protests against fascism and print “Paid For By Jesse Watter’s Mom” on the back just to hear Jesse Watters have to say it.
October 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don’t want to be rich. I just want to be wealthy enough to produce thousands of super nice signs for protests against fascism and print “Paid For By Jesse Watter’s Mom” on the back just to hear Jesse Watters have to say it.
Trump “lost” the Nobel Peace Prize the same way I “lost” the World’s Best Latina Grandmother contest.
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Trump “lost” the Nobel Peace Prize the same way I “lost” the World’s Best Latina Grandmother contest.
I understand the technical differences between authoritarianism, fascism, and Nazism. I am a lover of words and treat them almost sacredly. All that said I see no reason to play a game of semantics in the US right now. What’s going on? ALL OF THESE AND MORE AND WORSE!!
October 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I understand the technical differences between authoritarianism, fascism, and Nazism. I am a lover of words and treat them almost sacredly. All that said I see no reason to play a game of semantics in the US right now. What’s going on? ALL OF THESE AND MORE AND WORSE!!
I was just in bed with an amazingly hot woman and we were both very satisfied but then she got raptured and you’ll just have to take my word for it.
September 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was just in bed with an amazingly hot woman and we were both very satisfied but then she got raptured and you’ll just have to take my word for it.
First Colbert. Now Kimmel. Free speech is dead. Fascism is here. And if you think your red hat is going to protect you forever you’re as stupid as that hat makes you look.
September 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
First Colbert. Now Kimmel. Free speech is dead. Fascism is here. And if you think your red hat is going to protect you forever you’re as stupid as that hat makes you look.
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Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
September 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
When I was a kid my mom told me a list of names to never call a woman. Turns out, Nancy Mace is every single one of them.
September 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When I was a kid my mom told me a list of names to never call a woman. Turns out, Nancy Mace is every single one of them.
I picked the wrong presidential administration to stop sniffing glue.
September 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I picked the wrong presidential administration to stop sniffing glue.
It’s like the entire Right saw Starship Troopers and totally missed the point.
September 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s like the entire Right saw Starship Troopers and totally missed the point.
One of favorite albums of all time came out 32 years ago today. It’s since gotten me through heartbreak, uncertainty, hopeful moments, joyful moments, and every feeling in between.
Happy 32nd anniversary, Counting Crows’ August and Everything After!
Happy 32nd anniversary, Counting Crows’ August and Everything After!
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of favorite albums of all time came out 32 years ago today. It’s since gotten me through heartbreak, uncertainty, hopeful moments, joyful moments, and every feeling in between.
Happy 32nd anniversary, Counting Crows’ August and Everything After!
Happy 32nd anniversary, Counting Crows’ August and Everything After!
Someone didn’t look at my profile pic when they went off on me for “celebrating his death” (I was not, I just said I’m not sad). The dude is going on and on and ends with “Think of his kids!”. I responded “I can’t. I’m too busy protecting mine from the deadly rhetoric he spouted.”
September 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Someone didn’t look at my profile pic when they went off on me for “celebrating his death” (I was not, I just said I’m not sad). The dude is going on and on and ends with “Think of his kids!”. I responded “I can’t. I’m too busy protecting mine from the deadly rhetoric he spouted.”
Weird how I’m supposed to be afraid of black and brown skinned people but every dangerous shooter looks a lot like me. 🤷🏻♂️
September 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Weird how I’m supposed to be afraid of black and brown skinned people but every dangerous shooter looks a lot like me. 🤷🏻♂️
Having to take a moment away from the Charlie Kirk shooting - that happened while be was defending the right for school shooters to have guns - to read reports about the concurrent high school shooting in Colorado might be the most American thing I’ve ever done in my life.
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Having to take a moment away from the Charlie Kirk shooting - that happened while be was defending the right for school shooters to have guns - to read reports about the concurrent high school shooting in Colorado might be the most American thing I’ve ever done in my life.
Violence is never the answer. But sometimes it’s the only avenue left to trod.
September 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Violence is never the answer. But sometimes it’s the only avenue left to trod.
Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah. No word on the severity or other details. We can be sure he wasn’t hit in the heart or the spine, as he lacks both of these things.
September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah. No word on the severity or other details. We can be sure he wasn’t hit in the heart or the spine, as he lacks both of these things.
Do I have a type? Well I’m not picky but 1998/99 Julia Stiles if I have to choose. Was never really the same after 10 Things I Hate About You. Self assured, sarcastic feminists just do it for me. 🤷🏻♂️
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Do I have a type? Well I’m not picky but 1998/99 Julia Stiles if I have to choose. Was never really the same after 10 Things I Hate About You. Self assured, sarcastic feminists just do it for me. 🤷🏻♂️
Starting a petition to change the name of the Dunning Kruger Effect to “Just Being RFK Jr.”
September 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Starting a petition to change the name of the Dunning Kruger Effect to “Just Being RFK Jr.”