Festive Tiffany 🎄
@wordslikeviolence.bsky.social
Traveling purposefully towards an unknown destination. I like music with synthesizers, cats, and the destruction of the patriarchy. She/her.
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Behold my perfect meatballs
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Behold my perfect meatballs
Yesterday evening I had cioppino in a tomato saffron sauce and I think it was one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten in my entire life.
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yesterday evening I had cioppino in a tomato saffron sauce and I think it was one of the most delicious things I’ve ever eaten in my entire life.
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Mistletoes are parasitic plants.
Some have explosive fruits; some fling their babies to new branches they can infect.
They can also cause abnormal growths called “witches’ brooms” that deform the branches and decrease the reproductive ability of the host.
Romantic.
Some have explosive fruits; some fling their babies to new branches they can infect.
They can also cause abnormal growths called “witches’ brooms” that deform the branches and decrease the reproductive ability of the host.
Romantic.
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mistletoes are parasitic plants.
Some have explosive fruits; some fling their babies to new branches they can infect.
They can also cause abnormal growths called “witches’ brooms” that deform the branches and decrease the reproductive ability of the host.
Romantic.
Some have explosive fruits; some fling their babies to new branches they can infect.
They can also cause abnormal growths called “witches’ brooms” that deform the branches and decrease the reproductive ability of the host.
Romantic.
DID YOU KNOW?
Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul not Constantinople so if you’ve got a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul not Constantinople so if you’ve got a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul
December 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
DID YOU KNOW?
Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul not Constantinople so if you’ve got a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Every gal in Constantinople lives in Istanbul not Constantinople so if you’ve got a date in Constantinople she’ll be waiting in Istanbul
Didn’t have to rob any urgent care centers. Sorry to keep you all hanging.
Pretty sure I’m going to lose my voice. I sound like a withering frog. It’ll be real fun if I end up in urgent care again, sliding a note explaining my situation across the reception desk like I’m robbing the place.
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Didn’t have to rob any urgent care centers. Sorry to keep you all hanging.
If my cats were to drive, I can’t decide who would steer and who would do the pedals 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If my cats were to drive, I can’t decide who would steer and who would do the pedals 🤔
Someone I’ve not met before is coming over and I am trying to clean everything in the next few days before they arrive.
I am discovering I have a lot of crap I don’t know where to keep so it just piles up on surfaces.
Like, where is the place I will think to look when I need concert earplugs?
I am discovering I have a lot of crap I don’t know where to keep so it just piles up on surfaces.
Like, where is the place I will think to look when I need concert earplugs?
December 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Someone I’ve not met before is coming over and I am trying to clean everything in the next few days before they arrive.
I am discovering I have a lot of crap I don’t know where to keep so it just piles up on surfaces.
Like, where is the place I will think to look when I need concert earplugs?
I am discovering I have a lot of crap I don’t know where to keep so it just piles up on surfaces.
Like, where is the place I will think to look when I need concert earplugs?
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Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.
Pretty sure I’m going to lose my voice. I sound like a withering frog. It’ll be real fun if I end up in urgent care again, sliding a note explaining my situation across the reception desk like I’m robbing the place.
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Pretty sure I’m going to lose my voice. I sound like a withering frog. It’ll be real fun if I end up in urgent care again, sliding a note explaining my situation across the reception desk like I’m robbing the place.
I’m definitely sick 🤧 but the humidity probably isn’t helping anything. Bleh.
I wish I enjoyed tea.
I wish I enjoyed tea.
Unsure if I am sick or if the indoor humidity is so low at home that it’s making me feel awful.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m definitely sick 🤧 but the humidity probably isn’t helping anything. Bleh.
I wish I enjoyed tea.
I wish I enjoyed tea.
Unsure if I am sick or if the indoor humidity is so low at home that it’s making me feel awful.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
December 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Unsure if I am sick or if the indoor humidity is so low at home that it’s making me feel awful.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
Also I am cold. Send hot cocoa.
I hate winter.
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I hate winter.
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Memento Mori Sessions December 2025
4 new songs
In The End
Life 2.0
Survive
Give Yourself To Me
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
4 new songs
In The End
Life 2.0
Survive
Give Yourself To Me
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Memento Mori Sessions - YouTube
youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Spotify Wrapped says I am the number 572 top listener of Depeche Mode globally and spent the equivalent of 16 days straight playing their music.
I am clearly not trying hard enough.
I am clearly not trying hard enough.
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Spotify Wrapped says I am the number 572 top listener of Depeche Mode globally and spent the equivalent of 16 days straight playing their music.
I am clearly not trying hard enough.
I am clearly not trying hard enough.
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Oh dang, it's true. You're not losing Whammageddon, you're listening for a good cause.
www.thegeorgemichaelfund.com
www.thegeorgemichaelfund.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh dang, it's true. You're not losing Whammageddon, you're listening for a good cause.
www.thegeorgemichaelfund.com
www.thegeorgemichaelfund.com
This is kind of ridiculous, but for the 6 weeks I wasn’t working I was sleeping about 10 hours a night and now with only 8 hours I am EXHAUSTED
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is kind of ridiculous, but for the 6 weeks I wasn’t working I was sleeping about 10 hours a night and now with only 8 hours I am EXHAUSTED
This is entirely accurate
Things I'm no longer interested in:
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
1. Driving at night
2. Leaving my house at night
3. Driving in the Winter
4. Leaving the house in Winter
5. Driving
6. Leaving the house
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This is entirely accurate
I had 844 unread emails this morning 🫠
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I had 844 unread emails this morning 🫠
Now’s your chance to guess how many unread emails I’m going to have tomorrow morning after being away from work for 6 weeks!
I’m still going with around 800 🙃
I’m still going with around 800 🙃
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Now’s your chance to guess how many unread emails I’m going to have tomorrow morning after being away from work for 6 weeks!
I’m still going with around 800 🙃
I’m still going with around 800 🙃
Holiday Season Confession:
I like the Mariah Carey song. I have already intentionally listened to it. I will listen to it many more times and no one can stop me.
I like the Mariah Carey song. I have already intentionally listened to it. I will listen to it many more times and no one can stop me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Holiday Season Confession:
I like the Mariah Carey song. I have already intentionally listened to it. I will listen to it many more times and no one can stop me.
I like the Mariah Carey song. I have already intentionally listened to it. I will listen to it many more times and no one can stop me.
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Do you enjoy #scifi?
I've got you covered.
My #MaximUltra series is like a blend of #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy and #CowboyBebop. Both #novels and one #novella are available on #Amazon #Kindle and in #paperback!
#IndieAuthor #writersofinstagram
#writingcommunity
#books #BookSky
I've got you covered.
My #MaximUltra series is like a blend of #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy and #CowboyBebop. Both #novels and one #novella are available on #Amazon #Kindle and in #paperback!
#IndieAuthor #writersofinstagram
#writingcommunity
#books #BookSky
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Do you enjoy #scifi?
I've got you covered.
My #MaximUltra series is like a blend of #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy and #CowboyBebop. Both #novels and one #novella are available on #Amazon #Kindle and in #paperback!
#IndieAuthor #writersofinstagram
#writingcommunity
#books #BookSky
I've got you covered.
My #MaximUltra series is like a blend of #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy and #CowboyBebop. Both #novels and one #novella are available on #Amazon #Kindle and in #paperback!
#IndieAuthor #writersofinstagram
#writingcommunity
#books #BookSky
Everywhere I’ve ever made a purchase from can stop emailing me now.
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Everywhere I’ve ever made a purchase from can stop emailing me now.
Do people still camp out at stores in the wee hours of the morning on Black Friday to get deals on stuff?
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Do people still camp out at stores in the wee hours of the morning on Black Friday to get deals on stuff?
Gobble gobble 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Gobble gobble 🦃
One week from today I am back to work after all the medical mess of the last 6 weeks. Minor follow up procedure tomorrow and then I will enjoy a nice quiet holiday before facing my inbox, which I estimate will contain at least 800 new messages. I wish I were kidding.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
One week from today I am back to work after all the medical mess of the last 6 weeks. Minor follow up procedure tomorrow and then I will enjoy a nice quiet holiday before facing my inbox, which I estimate will contain at least 800 new messages. I wish I were kidding.