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"I talked to the president and secretary of state and he said we're not gonna occupy Venezuela because there are fewer people in Greenland so we will do them first to practice, and that's good enough for me."
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
"I talked to the president and secretary of state and he said we're not gonna occupy Venezuela because there are fewer people in Greenland so we will do them first to practice, and that's good enough for me."
How else will they know who to give the stars to?
Probably catching up with Mamdani on the free transport deal.
Also Space Lasers.
Probably catching up with Mamdani on the free transport deal.
Also Space Lasers.
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
How else will they know who to give the stars to?
Probably catching up with Mamdani on the free transport deal.
Also Space Lasers.
Probably catching up with Mamdani on the free transport deal.
Also Space Lasers.
Noooooooo! Elon might change his ways. Trump did.
Thanks for listening. I'll just get back to my Parallel Universe.
Wait. I'm sure those were the right coordinates. Just a moment.
Bugger :-(
Thanks for listening. I'll just get back to my Parallel Universe.
Wait. I'm sure those were the right coordinates. Just a moment.
Bugger :-(
January 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Noooooooo! Elon might change his ways. Trump did.
Thanks for listening. I'll just get back to my Parallel Universe.
Wait. I'm sure those were the right coordinates. Just a moment.
Bugger :-(
Thanks for listening. I'll just get back to my Parallel Universe.
Wait. I'm sure those were the right coordinates. Just a moment.
Bugger :-(
Wokies getting ratioed by the Fascists.
Still I suppose Mr Ross needs a bigger defense fund because he murdered someone because she triggered him rather than triggering the President.
Oh Wait. I'm still having problems adjusting to the new normal.
Still I suppose Mr Ross needs a bigger defense fund because he murdered someone because she triggered him rather than triggering the President.
Oh Wait. I'm still having problems adjusting to the new normal.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Wokies getting ratioed by the Fascists.
Still I suppose Mr Ross needs a bigger defense fund because he murdered someone because she triggered him rather than triggering the President.
Oh Wait. I'm still having problems adjusting to the new normal.
Still I suppose Mr Ross needs a bigger defense fund because he murdered someone because she triggered him rather than triggering the President.
Oh Wait. I'm still having problems adjusting to the new normal.
Apparently Soya Milk has more protein than Cow Milk and does not fart or need machines to remove blood before you can drink it. Also captures Carbon and rejuvenates soil but cannot be sold to China because Fuck the Farmers.
January 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Apparently Soya Milk has more protein than Cow Milk and does not fart or need machines to remove blood before you can drink it. Also captures Carbon and rejuvenates soil but cannot be sold to China because Fuck the Farmers.
Don't they just add dow.gov to their nameservers and delete dod.gov and let AI sort the rest out?
Oh FFS...
www.war.gov
Oh FFS...
www.war.gov
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Don't they just add dow.gov to their nameservers and delete dod.gov and let AI sort the rest out?
Oh FFS...
www.war.gov
Oh FFS...
www.war.gov
Understandable. The Indians did not speak English and look what happened there. They were given some beads and then fucked over.
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Understandable. The Indians did not speak English and look what happened there. They were given some beads and then fucked over.
"Tim Walz and Mayor Frey, if they want continued federal funding in their state and in their city -- which their citizens need and want -- then they need to start letting us beat up and kill their citizens and their constituents"
January 14, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"Tim Walz and Mayor Frey, if they want continued federal funding in their state and in their city -- which their citizens need and want -- then they need to start letting us beat up and kill their citizens and their constituents"
Good to see he is better at dealing with the other stuff...
Oh. Never mind.
Errr I mean. Crap.
Oh. Never mind.
Errr I mean. Crap.
January 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Good to see he is better at dealing with the other stuff...
Oh. Never mind.
Errr I mean. Crap.
Oh. Never mind.
Errr I mean. Crap.
GTA ICE Edition. Mrs Ross commented.. "I sure am proud to see my son out of his basement doing stuff in the real World rather than playing on that dang computer. It's so real as well. Now he says he has internal bleeding instead of that carpal tunnel thing."
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
GTA ICE Edition. Mrs Ross commented.. "I sure am proud to see my son out of his basement doing stuff in the real World rather than playing on that dang computer. It's so real as well. Now he says he has internal bleeding instead of that carpal tunnel thing."
'Catholic' award tho'. Innit.
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
'Catholic' award tho'. Innit.
What is it with these foreign sounding people and their plain speaking in a foreign sounding way. Have they been through some sort of induction course to learn what America is meant to be about? Trump needs to rewrite that one STAT!
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
What is it with these foreign sounding people and their plain speaking in a foreign sounding way. Have they been through some sort of induction course to learn what America is meant to be about? Trump needs to rewrite that one STAT!
Not if he suffered an aneurysm as a result of her put down.
January 14, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Not if he suffered an aneurysm as a result of her put down.
“You guys gotta stop refusing to suck our dicks,” one immigration agent said. Then, referring to Renee Good: “That’s why that lesbian b*tch is dead.”
January 14, 2026 at 6:38 PM
“You guys gotta stop refusing to suck our dicks,” one immigration agent said. Then, referring to Renee Good: “That’s why that lesbian b*tch is dead.”
GDP is also variable and based on how much oil and tailings you are prepared to smear over the landscape to reduce production costs.
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
GDP is also variable and based on how much oil and tailings you are prepared to smear over the landscape to reduce production costs.
"Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone -- including the President of The United States."
Fucking A!
Fucking A!
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
"Workers should never be subjected to vulgar language or behavior by anyone -- including the President of The United States."
Fucking A!
Fucking A!
One of the GoFundMes for has a picture of his injuries when a car did supposedly hit him.
Same conflated rubbish.
This is like a bully hitting himself in the face to make his nose bleed then running home to Mummy to tell on the nasty Lesbian.
Same conflated rubbish.
This is like a bully hitting himself in the face to make his nose bleed then running home to Mummy to tell on the nasty Lesbian.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
One of the GoFundMes for has a picture of his injuries when a car did supposedly hit him.
Same conflated rubbish.
This is like a bully hitting himself in the face to make his nose bleed then running home to Mummy to tell on the nasty Lesbian.
Same conflated rubbish.
This is like a bully hitting himself in the face to make his nose bleed then running home to Mummy to tell on the nasty Lesbian.
You appear to have a nasty Ayatollah infestation there. Now might be a good time to stock up on Eutelsat equipment.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
You appear to have a nasty Ayatollah infestation there. Now might be a good time to stock up on Eutelsat equipment.
"Which unanimously holds that ICE officers may enter a home without a warrant if they have an “objectively reasonable basis for believing” that someone inside needs emergency deportation."
I know the above sounds fanciful but...
I know the above sounds fanciful but...
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"Which unanimously holds that ICE officers may enter a home without a warrant if they have an “objectively reasonable basis for believing” that someone inside needs emergency deportation."
I know the above sounds fanciful but...
I know the above sounds fanciful but...
Hmmm. Owning Greenland would place Canada inside the golden dome. Essentially Canada would be surrounded by American Territory.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Hmmm. Owning Greenland would place Canada inside the golden dome. Essentially Canada would be surrounded by American Territory.
"They're saying our law enforcement officers aren't proper big boys and they're hurting their feelings."
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
"They're saying our law enforcement officers aren't proper big boys and they're hurting their feelings."
"It is vital for the Golden Dome that we are building."
Great. So American Technology is so Shit it it would drop on Canada if they launched it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Az...
Great. So American Technology is so Shit it it would drop on Canada if they launched it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Az...
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"It is vital for the Golden Dome that we are building."
Great. So American Technology is so Shit it it would drop on Canada if they launched it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Az...
Great. So American Technology is so Shit it it would drop on Canada if they launched it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Az...
OTOH Crisco have perfected their new makeup.
January 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
OTOH Crisco have perfected their new makeup.