benedick cumbersnatch
@worriedsoup.bsky.social
floating through this hellscape
please do not perceive me
please do not perceive me
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how did they go from “he’ll create more jobs!!! so good for the economy!!!” to “lol who cares if all these national park workers got laid off lol lmao”
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
how did they go from “he’ll create more jobs!!! so good for the economy!!!” to “lol who cares if all these national park workers got laid off lol lmao”
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We are so close to the day that republicans say “look flying is just as dangerous as driving”
February 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We are so close to the day that republicans say “look flying is just as dangerous as driving”
thursdays are for mental breakdowns
February 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
thursdays are for mental breakdowns
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I’m sorry for the way I behaved when one of my shoes was slightly tighter than the other
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m sorry for the way I behaved when one of my shoes was slightly tighter than the other
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* Trump does something fucked up *
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
* Trump does something fucked up *
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
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need my boss to think i’m stupid, but not too stupid I get fired
December 12, 2024 at 11:25 PM
need my boss to think i’m stupid, but not too stupid I get fired
my insides are being slowly crushed from the inside and I want to sleep forever
January 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my insides are being slowly crushed from the inside and I want to sleep forever
yes, I do think getting a harry potter tattoo today is embarrassing. how embarrassing for you.
January 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
yes, I do think getting a harry potter tattoo today is embarrassing. how embarrassing for you.
what if I just....lay here and don't move ever again
November 22, 2024 at 3:51 PM
what if I just....lay here and don't move ever again
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Nobody tell Vin Diesel what 'ohana' means.
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Nobody tell Vin Diesel what 'ohana' means.
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I am so busy rn (listening to ten hours of heavy rain on Spotify and reading a book)
December 5, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I am so busy rn (listening to ten hours of heavy rain on Spotify and reading a book)
just light me on fire please and thanks
November 18, 2024 at 10:23 PM
just light me on fire please and thanks
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2029 my year for sure
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
2029 my year for sure