Jessy Vanpo
@worriedwanderer.bsky.social
I talk about hiking, travel, and mental health
But lately just ranting about the 🍊🤡
But lately just ranting about the 🍊🤡
Lily Updates – Day 19:
Tried to eat a wasp
Succeeded at eating bird shit
Licked her own shit...
Tried to eat our dining table leg
Tried to eat a wasp
Succeeded at eating bird shit
Licked her own shit...
Tried to eat our dining table leg
May 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lily Updates – Day 19:
Tried to eat a wasp
Succeeded at eating bird shit
Licked her own shit...
Tried to eat our dining table leg
Tried to eat a wasp
Succeeded at eating bird shit
Licked her own shit...
Tried to eat our dining table leg
Lily Updates – Day 16:
Got the zoomies so hard she crashed into the couch, the coffee table, and my shin
Was the main character at Home Depot
Barked at her own reflection. Lost the fight.
Chipped a tooth. Promptly tried to eat it...
Got the zoomies so hard she crashed into the couch, the coffee table, and my shin
Was the main character at Home Depot
Barked at her own reflection. Lost the fight.
Chipped a tooth. Promptly tried to eat it...
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Lily Updates – Day 16:
Got the zoomies so hard she crashed into the couch, the coffee table, and my shin
Was the main character at Home Depot
Barked at her own reflection. Lost the fight.
Chipped a tooth. Promptly tried to eat it...
Got the zoomies so hard she crashed into the couch, the coffee table, and my shin
Was the main character at Home Depot
Barked at her own reflection. Lost the fight.
Chipped a tooth. Promptly tried to eat it...
Having a new puppy is like having a newborn. Let's pay respect to my cancelled plans:
South Dakota Trip: Cancelled
California Road Trip: Cancelled
My Belated Birthday Party: Cancelled
Dance Class: Cancelled
Concert at Red Rocks: Cancelled
Screaming into the void: Rescheduled
South Dakota Trip: Cancelled
California Road Trip: Cancelled
My Belated Birthday Party: Cancelled
Dance Class: Cancelled
Concert at Red Rocks: Cancelled
Screaming into the void: Rescheduled
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Having a new puppy is like having a newborn. Let's pay respect to my cancelled plans:
South Dakota Trip: Cancelled
California Road Trip: Cancelled
My Belated Birthday Party: Cancelled
Dance Class: Cancelled
Concert at Red Rocks: Cancelled
Screaming into the void: Rescheduled
South Dakota Trip: Cancelled
California Road Trip: Cancelled
My Belated Birthday Party: Cancelled
Dance Class: Cancelled
Concert at Red Rocks: Cancelled
Screaming into the void: Rescheduled
Just sent in Lily’s DNA test and I’m on edge like I’m waiting for Maury to come out and say “You ARE the Pyranees!"
Please place your breed bets below! Winner gets bragging rights and my eternal respect.
Please place your breed bets below! Winner gets bragging rights and my eternal respect.
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just sent in Lily’s DNA test and I’m on edge like I’m waiting for Maury to come out and say “You ARE the Pyranees!"
Please place your breed bets below! Winner gets bragging rights and my eternal respect.
Please place your breed bets below! Winner gets bragging rights and my eternal respect.
Lily Updates – Day 13:
Slept through the night (we are blessed)
Learned "paw" and "other paw" which is useless but adorable
Stepped in her own poop
Went to her first puppy class!
Slept through the night (we are blessed)
Learned "paw" and "other paw" which is useless but adorable
Stepped in her own poop
Went to her first puppy class!
May 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lily Updates – Day 13:
Slept through the night (we are blessed)
Learned "paw" and "other paw" which is useless but adorable
Stepped in her own poop
Went to her first puppy class!
Slept through the night (we are blessed)
Learned "paw" and "other paw" which is useless but adorable
Stepped in her own poop
Went to her first puppy class!
This Saturday, I hosted Pups, Peaks & Pints, a dog walk + brewery hang with @souldogrescue and it was PURE serotonin. 🐾🍻
We hiked, we met adoptable pups, and then we grabbed beers at @averybrewingco because what else do you do after a walk with 20+ dogs??
We hiked, we met adoptable pups, and then we grabbed beers at @averybrewingco because what else do you do after a walk with 20+ dogs??
May 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This Saturday, I hosted Pups, Peaks & Pints, a dog walk + brewery hang with @souldogrescue and it was PURE serotonin. 🐾🍻
We hiked, we met adoptable pups, and then we grabbed beers at @averybrewingco because what else do you do after a walk with 20+ dogs??
We hiked, we met adoptable pups, and then we grabbed beers at @averybrewingco because what else do you do after a walk with 20+ dogs??
Day 11 of being a dog mom: I’ve slept 10 hours total, cried 3 times, and googled “is my puppy happy” 47 times. I am both thriving and on the brink.
May 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Day 11 of being a dog mom: I’ve slept 10 hours total, cried 3 times, and googled “is my puppy happy” 47 times. I am both thriving and on the brink.
Colorado summer bucket list: 10 epic ideas for locals (or tourists who wanna do it right)
- Go Paddle boarding in Satanka Cove
- Ride the Pikes Peak Cog Railway
- Hike Seven Falls hike near Colorado Springs
- Visit Maroon Bells Lake
- Go Summer Tubing at the YMCA in Granby
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- Go Paddle boarding in Satanka Cove
- Ride the Pikes Peak Cog Railway
- Hike Seven Falls hike near Colorado Springs
- Visit Maroon Bells Lake
- Go Summer Tubing at the YMCA in Granby
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April 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Colorado summer bucket list: 10 epic ideas for locals (or tourists who wanna do it right)
- Go Paddle boarding in Satanka Cove
- Ride the Pikes Peak Cog Railway
- Hike Seven Falls hike near Colorado Springs
- Visit Maroon Bells Lake
- Go Summer Tubing at the YMCA in Granby
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- Go Paddle boarding in Satanka Cove
- Ride the Pikes Peak Cog Railway
- Hike Seven Falls hike near Colorado Springs
- Visit Maroon Bells Lake
- Go Summer Tubing at the YMCA in Granby
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Things nobody tells you about becoming outdoorsy in your 30s:
- Your back? Not built for 14ers.
- You’ll start caring about socks. Like… a lot.
- You might cry on a hike and that’s normal.
- You have to bring a pair of backup knees on every hike...
- Your back? Not built for 14ers.
- You’ll start caring about socks. Like… a lot.
- You might cry on a hike and that’s normal.
- You have to bring a pair of backup knees on every hike...
April 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Things nobody tells you about becoming outdoorsy in your 30s:
- Your back? Not built for 14ers.
- You’ll start caring about socks. Like… a lot.
- You might cry on a hike and that’s normal.
- You have to bring a pair of backup knees on every hike...
- Your back? Not built for 14ers.
- You’ll start caring about socks. Like… a lot.
- You might cry on a hike and that’s normal.
- You have to bring a pair of backup knees on every hike...
Ok this is a little embarrassing to admit but does anyone else deeply believe stuffed animals have feelings? Ever since I was little, I get super upset if someone throws or roughly handles a stuffed animal. I thought I'd grow out of it but NOPE! Am I crazy???
April 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ok this is a little embarrassing to admit but does anyone else deeply believe stuffed animals have feelings? Ever since I was little, I get super upset if someone throws or roughly handles a stuffed animal. I thought I'd grow out of it but NOPE! Am I crazy???
It’s another Mental Health Monday! Todays topic: ADHD & relationships
April 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s another Mental Health Monday! Todays topic: ADHD & relationships
Let's see your tattoos in emojis! I have 🌱🦋🐝☀️🪄🌼✈️🏔️ tattoos and the next three will be 🐍🐺🦇
April 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let's see your tattoos in emojis! I have 🌱🦋🐝☀️🪄🌼✈️🏔️ tattoos and the next three will be 🐍🐺🦇
I know this was a while ago, but I'm still worried about the fact that the The MAHA commission plans to "assess the prevalence of and threat posed by” stimulants used to treat ADHD.
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April 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know this was a while ago, but I'm still worried about the fact that the The MAHA commission plans to "assess the prevalence of and threat posed by” stimulants used to treat ADHD.
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TOMORROW SATURDAY APRIL 5th!
Mass protests in all 50 states ✊ Find the one closest to you here:
www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
Mass protests in all 50 states ✊ Find the one closest to you here:
www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
https://www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/"
April 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
TOMORROW SATURDAY APRIL 5th!
Mass protests in all 50 states ✊ Find the one closest to you here:
www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
Mass protests in all 50 states ✊ Find the one closest to you here:
www.mobilize.us/handsoff/map/
I hike because punching people in the face is frowned upon. #NatureTherapy
April 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hike because punching people in the face is frowned upon. #NatureTherapy
If you have family or friends or you yourself use Medicare or Medicaid...
or if you want there to be people deploying evidence-based prevention for infectious diseases — like measles — so that your best friend’s 2 month old baby doesn't die for a completely preventable reason...
or if you want there to be people deploying evidence-based prevention for infectious diseases — like measles — so that your best friend’s 2 month old baby doesn't die for a completely preventable reason...
April 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
If you have family or friends or you yourself use Medicare or Medicaid...
or if you want there to be people deploying evidence-based prevention for infectious diseases — like measles — so that your best friend’s 2 month old baby doesn't die for a completely preventable reason...
or if you want there to be people deploying evidence-based prevention for infectious diseases — like measles — so that your best friend’s 2 month old baby doesn't die for a completely preventable reason...
It’s almost patio season ☀️
Here’s a few of my fave restaurants in Boulder with awesome patios:
- Rosetta Hall
- Avanti
- Bar Taco
- Hapa Sushi
- Japango
- Rayback Collective
- Postino
Here’s a few of my fave restaurants in Boulder with awesome patios:
- Rosetta Hall
- Avanti
- Bar Taco
- Hapa Sushi
- Japango
- Rayback Collective
- Postino
April 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s almost patio season ☀️
Here’s a few of my fave restaurants in Boulder with awesome patios:
- Rosetta Hall
- Avanti
- Bar Taco
- Hapa Sushi
- Japango
- Rayback Collective
- Postino
Here’s a few of my fave restaurants in Boulder with awesome patios:
- Rosetta Hall
- Avanti
- Bar Taco
- Hapa Sushi
- Japango
- Rayback Collective
- Postino
It's another Mental Health Monday! Today's topic: Getting tasks done with ADHD
March 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's another Mental Health Monday! Today's topic: Getting tasks done with ADHD
"My thoughts while packing for a weekend trip:
What if I shit myself and need more than these 17 underwears?"
What if I shit myself and need more than these 17 underwears?"
March 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"My thoughts while packing for a weekend trip:
What if I shit myself and need more than these 17 underwears?"
What if I shit myself and need more than these 17 underwears?"
What's your ideal trail?
Forest Path 🌲
Mountain Hike 🏔️
Desert Trek 🏜️
Coastal Walk 🏝️
Forest Path 🌲
Mountain Hike 🏔️
Desert Trek 🏜️
Coastal Walk 🏝️
March 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What's your ideal trail?
Forest Path 🌲
Mountain Hike 🏔️
Desert Trek 🏜️
Coastal Walk 🏝️
Forest Path 🌲
Mountain Hike 🏔️
Desert Trek 🏜️
Coastal Walk 🏝️
My husband and I recently had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant. He was having steak, and I ordered sushi. Our waiter sets down a steak knife for him, and then proceeds to set one down in front of me as well.
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March 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My husband and I recently had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant. He was having steak, and I ordered sushi. Our waiter sets down a steak knife for him, and then proceeds to set one down in front of me as well.
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The most important hiking lesson I've learned: No coffee that morning unless you wanna poop in the woods 💩
March 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The most important hiking lesson I've learned: No coffee that morning unless you wanna poop in the woods 💩
I want to go on a cruise to Alaska but I have NO IDEA where to even start. I've never been on a cruise, so I'm not sure what to look for. I just know I want plenty of adventure excursions like kayaking, walking on glaciers, whale watching, etc. Does anyone have any recommendations???
March 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I want to go on a cruise to Alaska but I have NO IDEA where to even start. I've never been on a cruise, so I'm not sure what to look for. I just know I want plenty of adventure excursions like kayaking, walking on glaciers, whale watching, etc. Does anyone have any recommendations???
Story time! The most disastrous hike of my life…
2 years ago I went with a group of 9 people to do a 15 mile hike from Aspen to Crested Butte & back the next day.
The hike was 4 hours away from home & we had to start early so we rented a cute Airbnb to crash at the night before near Aspen.
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2 years ago I went with a group of 9 people to do a 15 mile hike from Aspen to Crested Butte & back the next day.
The hike was 4 hours away from home & we had to start early so we rented a cute Airbnb to crash at the night before near Aspen.
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March 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Story time! The most disastrous hike of my life…
2 years ago I went with a group of 9 people to do a 15 mile hike from Aspen to Crested Butte & back the next day.
The hike was 4 hours away from home & we had to start early so we rented a cute Airbnb to crash at the night before near Aspen.
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2 years ago I went with a group of 9 people to do a 15 mile hike from Aspen to Crested Butte & back the next day.
The hike was 4 hours away from home & we had to start early so we rented a cute Airbnb to crash at the night before near Aspen.
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Creators - Is anyone else having an extremely hard time getting partnerships lately? I don't know if I'm doing something wrong but I've had 2 collabs this year and they were both UGC 😭
March 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Creators - Is anyone else having an extremely hard time getting partnerships lately? I don't know if I'm doing something wrong but I've had 2 collabs this year and they were both UGC 😭