Really need some Apple money to develop a Pratchett story. We need common sense thoughts like this, mixed with funny, absurd shit, to ground us. And expose it. Terry, imo, was a kind of literary electrical ground of humanity’s infinite capacity for unnecessary harm and ridiculousness.

Oh, god. I’m so sorry; that face is a weapon.

It’s so incredibly eye rolling when they try to get cute with language. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Jeffries, and actually do something!

There’s a tantrum coming.

You do the work. Thanks.

I don’t think he’s good at talking to or empathizing with queer people of color at all, either. The guy is smart. But I think his ambitions rule him in the long run. And white guy ambitions can get fucking wild.

These wannabe Ozymandias motherfuckers are fools who don’t need that much money, which is why they spend it on idiotic bullshit like this. No one should have enough money to spend this much on a watch.

Can it tell me when the pork roast is done? Gemstones, set a timer for 3 hours to tax the rich.

If Trump turned into a Zephod and flipped his head back and his second head said TACO, I’d feel a lot better. I’d know how to navigate that universe.

Now I have to look up ultra-high purity nitrogen

If people get bored of what they’re writing, it’s fine. I don’t want any author phoning it in to complete something they don’t want to write anymore.

Im bored of GoT. I read the first book freshman year in high school. I’m just as tired.

Lead a march on the red e bitterly cold days. Get out there. Minnesotans aren’t afraid of the cold and neither are you.

March, Gov. Wlaz.

Another coward

He’s a coward.

They’re all so stylish

I’d never had gotten that close to