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Really need some Apple money to develop a Pratchett story. We need common sense thoughts like this, mixed with funny, absurd shit, to ground us. And expose it. Terry, imo, was a kind of literary electrical ground of humanity’s infinite capacity for unnecessary harm and ridiculousness.
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Oh, god. I’m so sorry; that face is a weapon.
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It’s so incredibly eye rolling when they try to get cute with language. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Jeffries, and actually do something!
January 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
There’s a tantrum coming.
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
You do the work. Thanks.
January 26, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I don’t think he’s good at talking to or empathizing with queer people of color at all, either. The guy is smart. But I think his ambitions rule him in the long run. And white guy ambitions can get fucking wild.
January 26, 2026 at 7:24 PM
These wannabe Ozymandias motherfuckers are fools who don’t need that much money, which is why they spend it on idiotic bullshit like this. No one should have enough money to spend this much on a watch.

Can it tell me when the pork roast is done? Gemstones, set a timer for 3 hours to tax the rich.
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 AM
If Trump turned into a Zephod and flipped his head back and his second head said TACO, I’d feel a lot better. I’d know how to navigate that universe.
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Now I have to look up ultra-high purity nitrogen
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If people get bored of what they’re writing, it’s fine. I don’t want any author phoning it in to complete something they don’t want to write anymore.

Im bored of GoT. I read the first book freshman year in high school. I’m just as tired.
January 19, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Lead a march on the red e bitterly cold days. Get out there. Minnesotans aren’t afraid of the cold and neither are you.

March, Gov. Wlaz.
January 17, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Another coward
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
He’s a coward.
January 15, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They’re all so stylish
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’d never had gotten that close to
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM