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I'm the person you have to explain to your friends. I'm also the person who will leave a meeting when it becomes boring after doing the polite thing and informing everyone of my boredom.
#Author of that Chronicles of Bys thing you've not read.
#Author of that Chronicles of Bys thing you've not read.
Did you know when a lion becomes head of his pride, he often kills all cubs, thereby ensuring all cubs are his own?
I did. And I was reminded of this last night, when watching a movie with my little girl. Specifically the Nala/Simba love scene. The Lion King. #wildlife #lions #thelionking #lionking
I did. And I was reminded of this last night, when watching a movie with my little girl. Specifically the Nala/Simba love scene. The Lion King. #wildlife #lions #thelionking #lionking
March 7, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Did you know when a lion becomes head of his pride, he often kills all cubs, thereby ensuring all cubs are his own?
I did. And I was reminded of this last night, when watching a movie with my little girl. Specifically the Nala/Simba love scene. The Lion King. #wildlife #lions #thelionking #lionking
I did. And I was reminded of this last night, when watching a movie with my little girl. Specifically the Nala/Simba love scene. The Lion King. #wildlife #lions #thelionking #lionking
Sadly for me, I've discovered that in the last month my most exciting conversation was with a cockatoo. I'm at the point of hanging out the window hoping an adult will pass and need some conversation because it seems having a man in my life is cutting more farts than conversation.
March 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sadly for me, I've discovered that in the last month my most exciting conversation was with a cockatoo. I'm at the point of hanging out the window hoping an adult will pass and need some conversation because it seems having a man in my life is cutting more farts than conversation.
So, who else is having eggs for breakfast?
March 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
So, who else is having eggs for breakfast?
So, Trump thought department of education is a con. Well. Ahem. Considering how many people support him and think he's the second coming of Halloween, maybe he's got a point - education doesn't seem to be his supporters' strong suit.
February 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So, Trump thought department of education is a con. Well. Ahem. Considering how many people support him and think he's the second coming of Halloween, maybe he's got a point - education doesn't seem to be his supporters' strong suit.
You know when you're sitting at work and your chest starts aching, then your arm starts aching, then you're wondering if you're due a heart attack, then you're wondering what you do if that's the case, then wonder if you should tell someone, but decide against it because it's probably the hobnobs?
February 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You know when you're sitting at work and your chest starts aching, then your arm starts aching, then you're wondering if you're due a heart attack, then you're wondering what you do if that's the case, then wonder if you should tell someone, but decide against it because it's probably the hobnobs?
My new story's scribbles come with some thoughts. Best part of the thought process: seeing its alternative forms and where they lead, knowing this is how The Doc must feel at times.
a man in a doctor strange costume is standing with his arms outstretched in front of a green screen .
ALT: a man in a doctor strange costume is standing with his arms outstretched in front of a green screen .
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February 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
My new story's scribbles come with some thoughts. Best part of the thought process: seeing its alternative forms and where they lead, knowing this is how The Doc must feel at times.
It's 3°C with a wind chill factor odd Fuck You. What a glorious evening.
February 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's 3°C with a wind chill factor odd Fuck You. What a glorious evening.
I've reached an annoying moment in my studies. I have a novel in my head that's begging me to put it on paper, but I have an assignment due next month. The trauma is real, folks!
February 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I've reached an annoying moment in my studies. I have a novel in my head that's begging me to put it on paper, but I have an assignment due next month. The trauma is real, folks!
Dafuq did I just see? Has Trump really blamed a tragedy on disabled people? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?????
January 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Dafuq did I just see? Has Trump really blamed a tragedy on disabled people? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?????
@bigbeardedbookseller.com OMG I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU'RE HERE!! Hello! 😊
January 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
@bigbeardedbookseller.com OMG I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE YOU'RE HERE!! Hello! 😊
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Just another reminder that Judaism is NOT the same as Zionism for those who still didn't get the memo.
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Just another reminder that Judaism is NOT the same as Zionism for those who still didn't get the memo.
Trump and tariffs... He can't even get self-flagellation right. He's supposed to atone for his sins by punishing himself, not others. But he's the hero of the people, according to his fans. Yeah, sure, uh-huh. 🙄
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trump and tariffs... He can't even get self-flagellation right. He's supposed to atone for his sins by punishing himself, not others. But he's the hero of the people, according to his fans. Yeah, sure, uh-huh. 🙄
Assignment score came back today. I'm bloody delighted with 73%. And shhhhh, those wondering where the other 27% went. I'm not academically inclined but love learning. 73 is, for me, monumental.
January 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Assignment score came back today. I'm bloody delighted with 73%. And shhhhh, those wondering where the other 27% went. I'm not academically inclined but love learning. 73 is, for me, monumental.
So, seems I'm going to need to start bringing popcorn to work because shit's getting hilarious. Right-wing guy discussing migration with a migrant. So many people in the office long to say shut up, you don't know what you're on about, and IT FINALLY GOT SAID! England 0 - 1 Jamaica.
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So, seems I'm going to need to start bringing popcorn to work because shit's getting hilarious. Right-wing guy discussing migration with a migrant. So many people in the office long to say shut up, you don't know what you're on about, and IT FINALLY GOT SAID! England 0 - 1 Jamaica.
First sign I'm getting old. OK, so it isn't the first sign at all (that's probably the time I answered my daughter's question leading with "Back in my day..."). But anyway, I just spent about 5 minutes looking for my phone while scrolling BlueSky on my phone. #bringontheslippers #passthecane
January 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
First sign I'm getting old. OK, so it isn't the first sign at all (that's probably the time I answered my daughter's question leading with "Back in my day..."). But anyway, I just spent about 5 minutes looking for my phone while scrolling BlueSky on my phone. #bringontheslippers #passthecane
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Cupcakes for Wayward Agents in the office today to celebrate the release of Grady Hendrix’s Witchcraft for Wayward Girls today. In the center we have the Devil Dog cupcake of course, surrounded by other bewitching and bloody good varieties just like Grady’s new novel
January 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Cupcakes for Wayward Agents in the office today to celebrate the release of Grady Hendrix’s Witchcraft for Wayward Girls today. In the center we have the Devil Dog cupcake of course, surrounded by other bewitching and bloody good varieties just like Grady’s new novel
Got to the office this morning to find someone's gone a tad OTT with the rock salt, but it's been nippy so I trudged on through.
An hour later, someone comes up killing themselves laughing at me.
Yeah, that wasn't rock salt. That was shit. A whole lot of shit courtesty of an exploded waste pipe.
An hour later, someone comes up killing themselves laughing at me.
Yeah, that wasn't rock salt. That was shit. A whole lot of shit courtesty of an exploded waste pipe.
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Got to the office this morning to find someone's gone a tad OTT with the rock salt, but it's been nippy so I trudged on through.
An hour later, someone comes up killing themselves laughing at me.
Yeah, that wasn't rock salt. That was shit. A whole lot of shit courtesty of an exploded waste pipe.
An hour later, someone comes up killing themselves laughing at me.
Yeah, that wasn't rock salt. That was shit. A whole lot of shit courtesty of an exploded waste pipe.
So, Christmas was spent in Overstrand.
After a couple of hours (me hard at work in the back of the car), we reached our destination.
The owner of the AirBNB said that the door would be unlocked, the key in the kitchen, and that it's next door to No. 24. So all good.
After a couple of hours (me hard at work in the back of the car), we reached our destination.
The owner of the AirBNB said that the door would be unlocked, the key in the kitchen, and that it's next door to No. 24. So all good.
December 28, 2024 at 1:37 PM
So, Christmas was spent in Overstrand.
After a couple of hours (me hard at work in the back of the car), we reached our destination.
The owner of the AirBNB said that the door would be unlocked, the key in the kitchen, and that it's next door to No. 24. So all good.
After a couple of hours (me hard at work in the back of the car), we reached our destination.
The owner of the AirBNB said that the door would be unlocked, the key in the kitchen, and that it's next door to No. 24. So all good.
Nadelik Lowen - yeah, I know, I'm a day late but I don't like to follow the crowd. Also, brother gave me this book which I've been hankering for about 30 years. This means two things: I'm unreasonably excited to read it, but I'm scared of even opening it because the spine feels like perfection. 😭
December 26, 2024 at 10:17 AM
Nadelik Lowen - yeah, I know, I'm a day late but I don't like to follow the crowd. Also, brother gave me this book which I've been hankering for about 30 years. This means two things: I'm unreasonably excited to read it, but I'm scared of even opening it because the spine feels like perfection. 😭
Happy Christmas, folks! And in today's episode of "But I don't have a #cat..." we have this gorgeous creature. #catmovedin #blessedarethecheeseeaters #Idonthaveacat
December 25, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Happy Christmas, folks! And in today's episode of "But I don't have a #cat..." we have this gorgeous creature. #catmovedin #blessedarethecheeseeaters #Idonthaveacat
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Random FYI. I'm a full-time worker, parent to a 6-year-old, gopher for the Ogre Half, and uni student. I have just about enough time to do my research. Don't even bother asking me to do yours. It's not my problem if you're too lazy to do it yourself.
November 30, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Random FYI. I'm a full-time worker, parent to a 6-year-old, gopher for the Ogre Half, and uni student. I have just about enough time to do my research. Don't even bother asking me to do yours. It's not my problem if you're too lazy to do it yourself.
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