@wouldbedaddy.bsky.social
What cape are you wearing?
January 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What cape are you wearing?
Only if I can charge your helm to the brim with scales 🤤
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Only if I can charge your helm to the brim with scales 🤤
This would be the most fun I’ve ever had
January 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
This would be the most fun I’ve ever had
That sounds so fun, how do they do the pool scene on stage?
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
That sounds so fun, how do they do the pool scene on stage?
Is there an application or interview process?
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Is there an application or interview process?
*on knees in front of you*
welcome aboard sir. We can start the onboarding now
*starts going to town til you generate profit all over them
welcome aboard sir. We can start the onboarding now
*starts going to town til you generate profit all over them
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*on knees in front of you*
welcome aboard sir. We can start the onboarding now
*starts going to town til you generate profit all over them
welcome aboard sir. We can start the onboarding now
*starts going to town til you generate profit all over them
I’m also a bit tipsy, but my pits aren’t that nice so the point is moot
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m also a bit tipsy, but my pits aren’t that nice so the point is moot
Two of my favs🤤
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Two of my favs🤤
Whose the lucky guy to get the first unlocked play
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Whose the lucky guy to get the first unlocked play
Silly or sexy, which Halloween costume do you prefer?
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Silly or sexy, which Halloween costume do you prefer?
Oh I’d feed botlane just to have you yell at me. Keep things interesting
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh I’d feed botlane just to have you yell at me. Keep things interesting
Would the monkey paw be pleased if someone wished it to have a sexy body of its own? Would it monkey paw that wish or get its own body to literally fuck people who make ill conceived wishes
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Would the monkey paw be pleased if someone wished it to have a sexy body of its own? Would it monkey paw that wish or get its own body to literally fuck people who make ill conceived wishes
I forgot about this song
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I forgot about this song
I need to know which episode you’re meaning 😂 I’m so intrigued
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I need to know which episode you’re meaning 😂 I’m so intrigued