A Bear Named Albatross
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A Bear Named Albatross
@wouldbehimbo.bsky.social
#NSFW 🔞 Fly, you fools!

38 6'4" ⬆️ big, fat, and hairy all over. Mikey from Recess all grown up, but thirsty. Al Borland was a sexual awakening. Daddy AND good boy. I'll make your Tail Spin! 🍆

Take your meds. Drink water. Fascists go to hell. MYB
Throwback on a Monday to six years ago and the first dp I took and realized that yeah, it's big. And six years later, it's still big and ready to rearrange your insides.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Too late to let you know how much of an honor it would be to stretch you out?
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Post 4 dicks to defend your dick card
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
It's Saturday and instead of being out I'm sick on the couch. Dick's still fat though, and this always happens when I'm under the weather, so at least I can make my own fun. Have a good night boys #sicksaturday
February 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I go extra weak in the knees for tops like @artimues.bsky.social when they happen to be in the mood to bottom. What a happy Hump Day! Now, move out of the way boys, this bear has just the tool for the job. #HumpDay #fatcockclub
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
It's a cold blustery Monday morning but it's nice and warm here with Dad. You gotta get to work, so if you're needing help to get your engines going, here's some fat #mcm dad cock.
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 PM
#SoftieSunday, but I thought I'd show you boys the transformation. I must have played a lot of Tetris in a previous life to be able to pack away all this cock in the tiny travel case that is my softie.
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Here's the reference picture too. I'd say he @artisticjohn.bsky.social did a bang up job
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
It's #FCF and I brought the receipts.
January 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy birthday buddy! *Wags*
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
It's Thursday, and I have just the thing to quench your thirst.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Also, just FYI, I do have a butt. You'll see way more of the front because I suck at booty pics, and I'm constantly thinking about other butts. But it's there, and once in a while I even wanna do something about it!
January 14, 2026 at 8:42 PM
It's Wednesday and boy do I need to hump a furry butt (or not furry) something fierce. Hope you can handle extra length and girth. Can I get some good boys to repost and/or comment what you want humped? Dad would sure appreciate it. Have a good #HumpDay! Let's get this bred! #fatcock #daddybear
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
How about that, dad's favorite thing is to pound the loads out of an eager man, and I've got just the tool for the job
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Extra fuzzy belly needs rubs on #TummyTuesday
January 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Enjoy buddy
January 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Monochrome Monday #MCM
January 12, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, describe your gender.
January 12, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Amen and amen! Happy #FCF
January 9, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Cut or Uncut ?
Quote this pic with yours 😈

Cut
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Is it too late to wish such a sexy daddy bear a happy birthday with this big fat cock?
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Post your favorite nude of 2025. Pick only one!

I'm back on my bullshit boys.
January 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM