The Great Dave Offensive
@wozzen.bsky.social
bargain bin dork. 38. He/Him. Minors DNI.
It is; I use it frequently when asking people to wait for a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It is; I use it frequently when asking people to wait for a bit.
Triangle Man. I have yet to hear of anyone beating that guy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Triangle Man. I have yet to hear of anyone beating that guy.
Congratulations!
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congratulations!
Watched it last night, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Don’t know anything about Project Mouthwash, but clearly they do good work.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Watched it last night, and I thoroughly enjoyed it! Don’t know anything about Project Mouthwash, but clearly they do good work.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
And seriously, fuck Jadeite.
Sadly, the only thing from that dub that lives rent free in my head is the principal telling one of the Asshole Teachers that he’d wring his neck if he didn’t correct the grade he gave Kuwabara.
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sadly, the only thing from that dub that lives rent free in my head is the principal telling one of the Asshole Teachers that he’d wring his neck if he didn’t correct the grade he gave Kuwabara.
…okay, but Blade didn’t do that.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
…okay, but Blade didn’t do that.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
He ON-PURPOSED a book club to woo Captain Marvel.
If I might make a request: would it be possible to add alt text to the mobile suit of the day to let us know which series it’s from, like with the mech of the day?
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If I might make a request: would it be possible to add alt text to the mobile suit of the day to let us know which series it’s from, like with the mech of the day?
Not enough Large, Friendly Letters.
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Not enough Large, Friendly Letters.
…since when did Brian hang out with Jack Garland?
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
…since when did Brian hang out with Jack Garland?
Games, sci-fi and fantasy books/movies, mecha model kits.
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Games, sci-fi and fantasy books/movies, mecha model kits.
…I’m an idiot, what does “Cancon” mean?
October 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
…I’m an idiot, what does “Cancon” mean?
…That you think “little” of the differences between you? That your expectations of your abilities “come up short” in comparison?
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
…That you think “little” of the differences between you? That your expectations of your abilities “come up short” in comparison?
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
…that meeting them at such a convention is the “height” of your imagination?
I apologize, but the dumb puns must flow.
For this to be accurate we’d have to be lying, and we only speak the truth!
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
For this to be accurate we’d have to be lying, and we only speak the truth!
I started by trying to do All the Things, and ended up at level 50 at the halfway point of the campaign and had to force myself to stop doing side stuff so that character would have something to do afterwards. I recommend doing a few side things periodically throughout the campaign, personally.
October 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I started by trying to do All the Things, and ended up at level 50 at the halfway point of the campaign and had to force myself to stop doing side stuff so that character would have something to do afterwards. I recommend doing a few side things periodically throughout the campaign, personally.
Too much of a long-ass name for a game, and it just doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. Could you maybe shorten it or something?
October 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Too much of a long-ass name for a game, and it just doesn’t roll off the tongue at all. Could you maybe shorten it or something?
Would not surprise me if she found “psyker” to be a more ass kicking word compared to “biotic”.
October 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Would not surprise me if she found “psyker” to be a more ass kicking word compared to “biotic”.
Do they also do discrete brown-box shipping?
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Do they also do discrete brown-box shipping?
And this is why you check your ingredients list before you start cooking
September 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
And this is why you check your ingredients list before you start cooking
Just a wild guess, but I think she tried to replace the milk with dairy creamer in her hamburger helper.
September 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just a wild guess, but I think she tried to replace the milk with dairy creamer in her hamburger helper.
Sadly the wrist I broke in second grade from a fall would like a word on that.
September 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Sadly the wrist I broke in second grade from a fall would like a word on that.
World’s Strongest for me.
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
World’s Strongest for me.