Now that's a movie poster.

They don't think I know. But I know.

I'll check it out. The sell of "feed[ing] poor Lyric" is compelling.

Every brutal death metal song I love.

Under the stars

Look at this bullshit. Six LPs. Six. It's the same kind of box you'd get, like, the collected fugal works of Bach in. This could kill a small dog if it fell off a shelf.

When the word "skronk" appears in the first graf of the review.

I don't know where else to put this, but I didn't know y'all did an Animorphs crossover.

"...seven-minute abussy."

Thinking about this because it's going to bug me, but given the timeline, "Erotic City" is probably slightly off-base given the recording timelines. Maybe "Something in the Water," then? Whatever. Prince was a fan of "White Horse." A Rolling Stone listicle says this:

This is part of the toilet citizenship test.

If you're curious about another vector in which I am wasting my life, I'm back to being somewhat more active on Letterboxd again. Plus, you can read well-thought-out reviews such as this one. letterboxd.com/wrambatz/

Because Ministry dusted stuff off from With Sympathy over the weekend, here's a fun tidbit from the Wikipedia page of ZZ Top's Eliminator.

I caved to capitalism and this newsletter contains a gift guide. Eat my whole ass, Hammacher Schlemmer. open.substack.com/pub/wolfswee...

The non-obvious ones. For the record.