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Blue dot in a red state, cat lady, angel mom
What do you think it may have been? Very suspicious since he never changes his uniform.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I suspected a leaky port the day he came out with that maroon shawl after he met Mamdani
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
😂
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
At this point, he’s trying to make the devil proud so he gets a good seat
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Right, so the shutdown was for NOTHING
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wouldn’t be surprised if they walked out en masse after reading that. Holy shit!
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Those pupils are so large they’re expanding outside the eyeballs
October 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Cancelled mine on Wednesday
September 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A hurtful comment did not tragically end his life. A gun did. Is she saying the 2nd amendment is next to go?
September 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Are they wagging the dog?
September 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Meanwhile, I was wide awake when my cat tried to jump into a skillet because I was cooking meat
July 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Dems are very tricky— planting dirt on Trump and then NOT releasing it to win the election.
July 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
So…. Did he put something fake in the files about Clinton?
July 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
More secret and complex than when we got bin laden? Pete’s so messy. I hope every news outlet reports on how he wagged his finger at everyone for 10 minutes for not giving him his props
June 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The No Kings protests that overshadowed the birthday parade
June 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mother Nature ain’t messing around. She froze out the inauguration parade too.
June 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
What timeline are we in right now? This is parody-level stuff!
May 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Life, Liberty and the pursuit of happiness”? Scratch that. We’re all going to die.
May 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Government by A.I.
May 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
His facial expressions mirror Mike Pence. The squinty good ‘ol Christian boy head shake is the worst
May 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Also, he should stop wearing makeup immediately
May 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
He must have ingested a shit ton of fluoride then
April 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Hey Jude, Here Comes The Sun, Yesterday, Long and Winding Road… what the hell???
April 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Medical doctors don’t test your soul, but okay
April 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We bailed out the banks and they thanked us by raising interest rates
April 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM