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This crushed my soul. As someone who sent in comedy packets (several times) to Kimmel and never got a writing gig, I can only imagine how it would feel to get it and lose it in this way. @blaireerskine.bsky.social seems like a gem who needs to get scooped up NOW.

Am I watching the SUPER BOWL today? If by SUPER BOWL you mean watching Rick, Evie, and Jonathan fight the reincarnated mummy Imhotep as he uses his forces of evil to reunite with his love, Anck-Su-Namun, which will bring about the end of the world, then yes. I am watching the SUPER BOWL today.

Man, #HeartEyes fucking rules. It’s a legit full-ass romantic comedy (but there’s also a serial killer in there). Hilarious, exciting, magnificently gory. A genre-bending delight. @michaelkennedy.bsky.social and @joshruben.bsky.social have done it again.

#Companion absolutely slaps! Why haven’t I seen this movie advertised everywhere? Its original. It’s funny. It’s clever. It’s fucked up. It’s the next movie you need to see in the most packed theater you can find. Absolute instant classic!

I don’t know how my algorithm on Reddit got me to the place where I’m only being suggested pictures of weird looking eggs.

Five things you’ll find in my scripts:

- jokes with references to food
- Christmas
- lgbtq+ representation
- humor that’s not appropriate for my target audience (and will eventually be cut)
- incredibly simplistic and straight to the point descriptions/action lines

#scriptsky

This year I decided to watch older movies that I’d somehow never seen before. There were a lot of stinkers that I’d (rightly) avoided. But every now and then I’d come across something amazing. Some obviously so. Here is a list of the best movies I’d never seen before this year:

My 35-pound French bulldog ate a bag of Lindor truffles on Friday and had to go to the emergency vet. This same dog, about 2 hours ago, ate a pound of See’s chocolates from under the tree. We are now spending Xmas Eve at the same emergency vet. Have a better holiday season than us, folks.

I really dug CARRY-ON. The type of fun 90s action throwback I wish I’d had written. #carryon

How did I just now realize that THE SANTA CLAUSE and LIAR LIAR are the same movie? Both feature deadbeat divorced dads who spend too much time at work (and lying about it) to be with their sons. Both dads, after disappointing their sons again, have something magical happen to them.

Christmas Movies I Have To Watch Every Year, No Exceptions:
1. Home Alone
2. Home Alone 2
3. Jingle All The Way
4. Christmas Vacation
5. The Santa Clause
6. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
7. The Long Kiss Goodnight

#CountdownToChristmas: Hallmark's #A90sChristmas is all vibes. While we had some issues with the execution, the film was mostly enjoyable.

Read more in our review:
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One final time. And then I promise to stop spamming these “look at me” vibes. My Hallmark comedy #a90schristmas is on Peacock today thru Monday and I’d love for you to see it. It’s my first dip of the toe into Hallmark territory, but I think it came out pretty great.

I know it's small but the assistant is male and openly gay, referencing his boyfriend. Steps forward for Hallmark! #A90sChristmas #BravoBarrell #HallmarkEarpers

Watching #A90sChristmas with @katedrummond.bsky.social and #KatBarrell with my mom and we absolutely love it! 🥰 #HallmarkEarpers #BravoBarrell

In just over 30 mins… my writing debut A ‘90s Christmas will air on Hallmark. Surreal day, folks. #a90schristmas #hallmarkchannel #hallmark #countdowntochristmas

My Christmas comedy #A90sChristmas premieres Friday, 3pm PST, on Hallmark channel then streams on Peacock beginning Saturday. Check it out. I think you’ll dig it.

Xmas party like it's 1999!

#A90sChristmas
#KatBarrell @katedrummond.bsky.social

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This Friday, November 29, at 6pm EST, watch “A ‘90s Christmas”. Whether you love Hallmark movies, Christmas movies, or memories of Y2K dread… this one is for you. #a90schristmas #Hallmark #countdowntochristmas