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Ryan P
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COMEDY WRITER | “A ‘90s CHRISTMAS” |
| “A MINIATURE CHRISTMAS” | Jokester. Writer. Father. Husband. Ranch dressing enthusiast.
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This Friday, November 29, at 6pm EST, watch “A ‘90s Christmas”. Whether you love Hallmark movies, Christmas movies, or memories of Y2K dread… this one is for you. #a90schristmas #Hallmark #countdowntochristmas
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This crushed my soul. As someone who sent in comedy packets (several times) to Kimmel and never got a writing gig, I can only imagine how it would feel to get it and lose it in this way. @blaireerskine.bsky.social seems like a gem who needs to get scooped up NOW.
On Being Difficult
When everyone's free speech champion is the reason you're on SSRIs.
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October 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Am I watching the SUPER BOWL today? If by SUPER BOWL you mean watching Rick, Evie, and Jonathan fight the reincarnated mummy Imhotep as he uses his forces of evil to reunite with his love, Anck-Su-Namun, which will bring about the end of the world, then yes. I am watching the SUPER BOWL today.
February 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man, #HeartEyes fucking rules. It’s a legit full-ass romantic comedy (but there’s also a serial killer in there). Hilarious, exciting, magnificently gory. A genre-bending delight. @michaelkennedy.bsky.social and @joshruben.bsky.social have done it again.
February 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
#Companion absolutely slaps! Why haven’t I seen this movie advertised everywhere? Its original. It’s funny. It’s clever. It’s fucked up. It’s the next movie you need to see in the most packed theater you can find. Absolute instant classic!
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I don’t know how my algorithm on Reddit got me to the place where I’m only being suggested pictures of weird looking eggs.
January 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Five things you’ll find in my scripts:

- jokes with references to food
- Christmas
- lgbtq+ representation
- humor that’s not appropriate for my target audience (and will eventually be cut)
- incredibly simplistic and straight to the point descriptions/action lines

#scriptsky
January 5, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This year I decided to watch older movies that I’d somehow never seen before. There were a lot of stinkers that I’d (rightly) avoided. But every now and then I’d come across something amazing. Some obviously so. Here is a list of the best movies I’d never seen before this year:
December 28, 2024 at 11:40 PM
My 35-pound French bulldog ate a bag of Lindor truffles on Friday and had to go to the emergency vet. This same dog, about 2 hours ago, ate a pound of See’s chocolates from under the tree. We are now spending Xmas Eve at the same emergency vet. Have a better holiday season than us, folks.
December 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I really dug CARRY-ON. The type of fun 90s action throwback I wish I’d had written. #carryon
December 17, 2024 at 8:37 PM
How did I just now realize that THE SANTA CLAUSE and LIAR LIAR are the same movie? Both feature deadbeat divorced dads who spend too much time at work (and lying about it) to be with their sons. Both dads, after disappointing their sons again, have something magical happen to them.
December 14, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Christmas Movies I Have To Watch Every Year, No Exceptions:
1. Home Alone
2. Home Alone 2
3. Jingle All The Way
4. Christmas Vacation
5. The Santa Clause
6. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
7. The Long Kiss Goodnight
arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and asking where 's your christmas spirit ?
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger is smiling and asking where 's your christmas spirit ?
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December 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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#CountdownToChristmas: Hallmark's #A90sChristmas is all vibes. While we had some issues with the execution, the film was mostly enjoyable.

Read more in our review:
marvelousgeeksmedia.com/2024/11/30/a...
A '90s Christmas Review
Hallmark's A '90s Christmas is all vibes, with no rhyme or reason, yet it fully works in its unapologetic means of delivering a happy ending.
marvelousgeeksmedia.com
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM
One final time. And then I promise to stop spamming these “look at me” vibes. My Hallmark comedy #a90schristmas is on Peacock today thru Monday and I’d love for you to see it. It’s my first dip of the toe into Hallmark territory, but I think it came out pretty great.
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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I know it's small but the assistant is male and openly gay, referencing his boyfriend. Steps forward for Hallmark! #A90sChristmas #BravoBarrell #HallmarkEarpers
November 29, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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Watching #A90sChristmas with @katedrummond.bsky.social and #KatBarrell with my mom and we absolutely love it! 🥰 #HallmarkEarpers #BravoBarrell
November 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
In just over 30 mins… my writing debut A ‘90s Christmas will air on Hallmark. Surreal day, folks. #a90schristmas #hallmarkchannel #hallmark #countdowntochristmas
November 29, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My Christmas comedy #A90sChristmas premieres Friday, 3pm PST, on Hallmark channel then streams on Peacock beginning Saturday. Check it out. I think you’ll dig it.
November 28, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
This Friday, November 29, at 6pm EST, watch “A ‘90s Christmas”. Whether you love Hallmark movies, Christmas movies, or memories of Y2K dread… this one is for you. #a90schristmas #Hallmark #countdowntochristmas
November 26, 2024 at 6:16 PM