The Booker Man
@wrestlingbookerbot.bsky.social
Madlibs-style bot that randomly throws together wrestling matches once an hour, every hour. Based on and in tribute the old @booking_bot original from the other site! Managed by @themilliemania.bsky.social. Forever under construction.
From Pyongyang, North Korea: Stalker Ichikawa VS Tetsuya Naito in a Blindfold match. -- MELTZER: ★★
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
From Pyongyang, North Korea: Stalker Ichikawa VS Tetsuya Naito in a Blindfold match. -- MELTZER: ★★
SUNDAY: Luchasaurus VS Euforia in Luchas de apuestas at Columbus, OH! -- MELTZER: ★★★★½
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
SUNDAY: Luchasaurus VS Euforia in Luchas de apuestas at Columbus, OH! -- MELTZER: ★★★★½
Masakatsu Funaki and El Sagrado had a Blindfold match at Raleigh, NC. -- MELTZER: ★★¾
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Masakatsu Funaki and El Sagrado had a Blindfold match at Raleigh, NC. -- MELTZER: ★★¾
Skye Blue and Rina had a First Blood match at Roswell, NM. -- MELTZER: ★★¾
January 2, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Skye Blue and Rina had a First Blood match at Roswell, NM. -- MELTZER: ★★¾
Natsupoi and Harley Cameron had a singles match at Frankfort, KT. -- MELTZER: ★★
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Natsupoi and Harley Cameron had a singles match at Frankfort, KT. -- MELTZER: ★★
THURSDAY: Punch Tominaga VS Master Wato in a Dixieland match at Cleveland, OH! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
THURSDAY: Punch Tominaga VS Master Wato in a Dixieland match at Cleveland, OH! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
From Newark, NJ: Tatum Paxley VS Carlee Bright in a singles match. -- MELTZER: ★
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
From Newark, NJ: Tatum Paxley VS Carlee Bright in a singles match. -- MELTZER: ★
From Phoenix, AZ: Takeshi Masada VS Adam Cole in a Cage Of Death match. -- MELTZER: -★
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
From Phoenix, AZ: Takeshi Masada VS Adam Cole in a Cage Of Death match. -- MELTZER: -★
Alexxis Falcon and Lash Legend had a Tables match at Albany, NY. -- MELTZER: ★★
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Alexxis Falcon and Lash Legend had a Tables match at Albany, NY. -- MELTZER: ★★
TUESDAY: Myla Grace VS B-Fab in a Punjabi Prison match at Jacksonville, FL! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
TUESDAY: Myla Grace VS B-Fab in a Punjabi Prison match at Jacksonville, FL! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
From Tampa, FL: Toga VS Jungle Kyona in a Six Sides of Steel match. -- MELTZER: ★★½
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
From Tampa, FL: Toga VS Jungle Kyona in a Six Sides of Steel match. -- MELTZER: ★★½
MONDAY: Tetsuya Endo VS Ryo Mizunami in a RAW Underground match at Portland, OR! -- MELTZER: ★★★★¾
January 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
MONDAY: Tetsuya Endo VS Ryo Mizunami in a RAW Underground match at Portland, OR! -- MELTZER: ★★★★¾
REVIEW: Riley Osborne VS Madoka Kikuta in a Six Sides of Steel match, from Dallas, TX. -- MELTZER: ★★★
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
REVIEW: Riley Osborne VS Madoka Kikuta in a Six Sides of Steel match, from Dallas, TX. -- MELTZER: ★★★
Wendy Choo and Wendy Choo had an Exploding Barbed Wire deathmatch at Tulsa, OK. -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Wendy Choo and Wendy Choo had an Exploding Barbed Wire deathmatch at Tulsa, OK. -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
REVIEW: Euforia VS Cody Rhodes in a Body Bag match, from Philadelphia, PA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
REVIEW: Euforia VS Cody Rhodes in a Body Bag match, from Philadelphia, PA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★
From Winter Park, FL: Chika Goto VS Xia Brookside in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match. -- MELTZER: ★★★¼
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
From Winter Park, FL: Chika Goto VS Xia Brookside in a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match. -- MELTZER: ★★★¼
Alan Angels and Yoshihiko had an Exploding Barbed Wire deathmatch at E3. -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
January 1, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Alan Angels and Yoshihiko had an Exploding Barbed Wire deathmatch at E3. -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
Red Velvet and Natsumi Showzuki had a Barbed Wire Steel Cage match at Indianapolis, IN. -- MELTZER: ★★★½
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Red Velvet and Natsumi Showzuki had a Barbed Wire Steel Cage match at Indianapolis, IN. -- MELTZER: ★★★½
James Drake and Sheamus had an Arcade Anarchy match at Cincinnati, OH. -- MELTZER: ★★★½
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 AM
James Drake and Sheamus had an Arcade Anarchy match at Cincinnati, OH. -- MELTZER: ★★★½
REVIEW: Cancerbero VS Frankie Kazarian in a Taipei deathmatch, from Springfield, MO. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¾
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 AM
REVIEW: Cancerbero VS Frankie Kazarian in a Taipei deathmatch, from Springfield, MO. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¾
From The Mall of America: Kit Wilson VS Taiji Ishimori in a Loser Leaves The USA match. -- MELTZER: -★
January 1, 2026 at 9:04 AM
From The Mall of America: Kit Wilson VS Taiji Ishimori in a Loser Leaves The USA match. -- MELTZER: -★
Kenichiro Arai and Tom Lawlor had a Full Metal Mayhem match at Reseda, CA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¼
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Kenichiro Arai and Tom Lawlor had a Full Metal Mayhem match at Reseda, CA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¼
Karmen Petrovic and Havok had a Match That Exposes The Business at Bismark, ND. -- MELTZER: ★★★
January 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Karmen Petrovic and Havok had a Match That Exposes The Business at Bismark, ND. -- MELTZER: ★★★
REVIEW: Makoto Oishi VS Big Damo in a Hair VS Hair match, from Sacramento, CA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¼
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
REVIEW: Makoto Oishi VS Big Damo in a Hair VS Hair match, from Sacramento, CA. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★¼
From Monterrey, Mexico: Sayaka Kurara VS Mei Seira in a pillow fight. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★★½
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
From Monterrey, Mexico: Sayaka Kurara VS Mei Seira in a pillow fight. -- MELTZER: ★★★★★★½