Andrew Sampson
writereverend.bsky.social
Andrew Sampson
@writereverend.bsky.social
Dad, husband, sometime cook/baker, follower of Jesus, and ordained pastor who sometimes swears too much and ♥️=♥️
There’s a lot of bad shit in this world. Here’s something to make you smile.

When your sis is taking up the couch and you can’t figure out how to get down!
February 1, 2026 at 1:40 AM
My friend and I tried our hand at head cheese! I’ll post a pic if the results taste as good as my kitchen smells.
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Wishing my “little” boy a happy 16th birthday!
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Andy every other day, too!
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
This is the behavior of a kindergartner who’s upset that he has to go bed earlier than his friends!
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
When it’s too hot to use the oven why not bake it on the grill? Apricot crisp with walnuts and bourbon!
July 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When you want on the couch but your sister’s butt makes you have squishy face.

#mastiffs
December 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I’m in California not NY, but you can use my house for a show if you like dogs
December 17, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Grew up in the Midwest where the summer brought zucchini drop-offs. Gotta say I like the California version - tangerines - better! 🍽️

#addmepleasechef
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Here you go, Christopher Moore!
#dogsinantlers
November 26, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Since it’s getting closer to Christmas

#dogsofblusky
#Mastiff
November 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM