He would kill me for this. It’s bad English; it makes it look like we all died, but hey – limited characters.

Also, no Oxford commas, but I’m doing my best.

I do not want AI in Slack. I do not want AI in Google. I do not want AI on Facebook. I do not want AI in documents or spreadsheets. I do not want AI in Adobe Acrobat. I do not want AI in Zoom. I do not want AI on news sites. I do not want AI in the patient portal for my doctor's office. I do not wan

Give everyone a learning disabled child to look after—forever. That sorts out most philosophical problems.

Carers in general don’t struggle to find answers. Solutions, yes. Answers? No time.

It’s like musical chairs.

Sunrise.

I think I’ll be okay. Labour is planning to kill me very soon, anyway. Death by PIP!

I’ve just got the joke. I have a 24 hour delay after punchlines. Sometimes.

lol. If AI recommended keyboards, they would all literally be grand pianos.

Tbf it’s your technical department’s fault. I rang them and said what kind of person I was, what kind of typist I was, what I liked, and what I didn’t like. And the Durgod was recommended to me. It’s been one of the best things I’ve ever bought.

Durgod. It got to keep its own name, which I love. (It’s the Taurus K320.) It really is a god. You might scroll past it, as it doesn’t brag and it’s well-priced. Pause, because it’s fabulous. I write long reports on this and never notice the time. Fast. Very. And willing—like riding a thoroughbred.

I wrote a short story on this, two weekends ago, which was published within 24 hours. It’s THAT kind of keyboard.

Tokyo—my Varmilo CMYK. Neon beauty.