Nick Mellott
@writernick.bsky.social
Now I am become Nick, destoryer of Cheeseburgers.
To the bald asshole at Petco park who thought it was a good idea to harass my wife, despite her apologizing for asking you to keep the line moving, your daughter will remember how you felt you could talk to women like that since you were bigger than her.
June 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
To the bald asshole at Petco park who thought it was a good idea to harass my wife, despite her apologizing for asking you to keep the line moving, your daughter will remember how you felt you could talk to women like that since you were bigger than her.
Drunk and I don’t care.
May 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Drunk and I don’t care.
I watched the Rockies somehow constantly beat the padres when it made no sense. I feel no sympathy for them or their cheap ass owner.
May 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I watched the Rockies somehow constantly beat the padres when it made no sense. I feel no sympathy for them or their cheap ass owner.
Tommy Edman is 5 home runs away from tying his season high total of 13. But if you question if something is fishy in LA you’re called crazy
April 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Tommy Edman is 5 home runs away from tying his season high total of 13. But if you question if something is fishy in LA you’re called crazy
Nick and Caroline enjoy a pitcher before the padres game today.
April 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Nick and Caroline enjoy a pitcher before the padres game today.
Reposted by Nick Mellott
I didn’t get to mention this but based on how much I loved the spring training hats this year, the padres need a color swapped all yellow with brown trim alt jersey
April 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I didn’t get to mention this but based on how much I loved the spring training hats this year, the padres need a color swapped all yellow with brown trim alt jersey
Tommy Edman has never hit more than 13 home runs in a single season. He has 6 already, but I’m to believe that the dodgers aren’t cheating?
April 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tommy Edman has never hit more than 13 home runs in a single season. He has 6 already, but I’m to believe that the dodgers aren’t cheating?
The concept of visiting the White House has always been weird to me. I can’t think of anything I’d rather do less than meet the president, who should in theory be too busy to do this kind of bullshit.
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The concept of visiting the White House has always been weird to me. I can’t think of anything I’d rather do less than meet the president, who should in theory be too busy to do this kind of bullshit.
People are shocked that noted Bauer defender Mookie Betts is excited to meet trump? At least the “good guy” narrative around him can die
April 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
People are shocked that noted Bauer defender Mookie Betts is excited to meet trump? At least the “good guy” narrative around him can die
I will not let Tottenham ruin my birthday
April 3, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I will not let Tottenham ruin my birthday
Of course the whole NL West had to have basically the best week for a single division ever
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Of course the whole NL West had to have basically the best week for a single division ever
I’m hopelessly optimistic that this collection of padres will win a World Series, but I’ll always be sad that Peter won’t get to see it.
April 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m hopelessly optimistic that this collection of padres will win a World Series, but I’ll always be sad that Peter won’t get to see it.
d*dger fans were so gitty about getting Snell. Well this is the snell experience. Good luck
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
d*dger fans were so gitty about getting Snell. Well this is the snell experience. Good luck
Max Muncy has always been an atrocious defender. You love to see it
April 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Max Muncy has always been an atrocious defender. You love to see it
The real crime Profar (and tatis before him) really did was not using their vast wealth to buy modern steroids. Stop with those soviet era shit, you’ll never get away with it.
April 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The real crime Profar (and tatis before him) really did was not using their vast wealth to buy modern steroids. Stop with those soviet era shit, you’ll never get away with it.
Depressed and having trouble getting out of bed and Moon has decided to keep me company.
March 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Depressed and having trouble getting out of bed and Moon has decided to keep me company.
Despite my fears I finally got to be a part of a sketch.
March 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Despite my fears I finally got to be a part of a sketch.
Saw people say they feel bad for Roki after he took his last start hard. He didn’t have to chose the large market of LA. He picked that and now has to deal with the consequences of sucking on the big stage.
March 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Saw people say they feel bad for Roki after he took his last start hard. He didn’t have to chose the large market of LA. He picked that and now has to deal with the consequences of sucking on the big stage.
Maybe this year Aaron Judge can break the real single season home run record. And we can stop talking about the fake one from a few years ago
March 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Maybe this year Aaron Judge can break the real single season home run record. And we can stop talking about the fake one from a few years ago
Living in LA as a padres fan sucks for so many reasons but the biggest one for me is I can’t go anywhere and escape dodger baseball.
March 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Living in LA as a padres fan sucks for so many reasons but the biggest one for me is I can’t go anywhere and escape dodger baseball.
Baseball season returns. That time of the year where all my dodger fan friends get the cold shoulder and all of my sarcasm for 6 months.
March 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Baseball season returns. That time of the year where all my dodger fan friends get the cold shoulder and all of my sarcasm for 6 months.
The cast from Conclave hasn’t gotten enough love this award season, so I’m happy to see it win Best Ensemble
February 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The cast from Conclave hasn’t gotten enough love this award season, so I’m happy to see it win Best Ensemble
You know the Seidler’s are gonna be cowards and not show up to fan fest. They don’t care, they already got your money.
January 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You know the Seidler’s are gonna be cowards and not show up to fan fest. They don’t care, they already got your money.