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Sam Hayes 🖊️ Professional Edit 17% Complete!
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#BLM 🏴 #NoPlanetB 🌍 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 31, he, ace. North Carolinian socialist, author, and voice actor. Join the Voice Acting Club on Discord!
Author of Archivist Strings, releasing 2026!
I stream as Vtuber Tsushin Red. https://tsushinred.bsky.social
ChatGPT will, as it always does, provide misinformation about any topic that requires thinking.

The difference here is it will sing it to you in iambic pentameter!
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I haven't started Gozyu, but seeing Black Unicorn recast so late into the game (for such scummy reasons, glaring at Toei), this feels so... jarring.
I can't imagine how the crew feels, having to act like this *isn't* weird.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Sorry, for context I feel I ought to add, the 'folks in the know' are individuals I know in person that fit these descriptors. I was partially asleep when I wrote this, so the first sentence reads strangely.

Basically, 'having spoken with folks involved with Trumpism*'.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If beating the shit out of nazis is a kink, I will be the first asexual to top the competitive sex leaderboards.
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Having spoken with folks in the know? There's apparently this fake folk hero version of Trump that they see a like a drunken rose-tinted Reagan sequel. They'll cast shade at the whole government, but Trump can *never* do wrong to them.

They have a reason or answer to every way he screws them over.
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Part of me wants to buy more Nendos, but I have a Lucio Nendo I've not even taken out of his box yet... Do you have little boxes for all the parts?
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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This is objectively not true. Friday was invented in 1995 when a police officer rose from the dead in California and declared it so.
a man wearing a helmet says today is friday in california
Alt: a man wearing a helmet says today is friday in california
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November 30, 2024 at 2:48 PM
split? where. i didn't notice a split.
a man with icing on his face is eating a piece of cake with a fork
Alt: dean winchester loves him some pie
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November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Working 👏 class 👏 hero 👏
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It's that stuff you put in a cup and toss some syrup on it. Some people have it so often they say it literally falls from the sky.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This feels European somehow
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
As the age old adage goes
a cartoon drawing of a person holding a toy weapon
Alt: Tyson Beyblade launching Dragoon
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November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every time I play an Insomniac Spidey game, I get a really comforting sense somehow.

But this is quickly offset because whenever I play them, a spider randomly appears! They got a different sense than I did...
November 23, 2025 at 6:12 AM
SKALL! 🍻
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM