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Dave the Enchanter

@writesdave.bsky.social

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I write, I read, I have tinnitus, I sometimes 🏊‍♂️ 🚴 🏃 I have a black cat, I live near Atlanta and hate it, and my sports teams all suck. AI vegan. I assure you I’m delightful.

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 16h

Yes, asshole using highbeams on streetlit road while I run toward you on the sidewalk, those are my middle fingers extended in my natural running motion.

dillo (yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 1d

i will vote for anybody who fixes the headlight brightness situation

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 17h

Well, at least you’re enjoyin’ the ride.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 1d

Where I’m from? Dowagiac
Where I live? Pecan

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 1d

Silly me, I just figured he was trying to get the opposition out of sync — big dude strolling into the game, throws 100mph. Bright spot on some wretched Cubes teams.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 2d

“No, I didn’t take money from Epstein or any of his associates. But since you brought it up, I have some questions about your boss’s association with Jeffrey Epstein…”

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 2d

Badges? They’ve insisted they don’t have to show badges, certifications or warrants, which opens up a set of possibilities for the citizenry.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 5d

Happy goddamned cuffing season, fellow elder singles. 🙄

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 5d

Laura Ingraham and Dinesh D’Souza just cancelled their donations.

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 6d

That’s a really good point. People should just beat these masked wannabes into comas and plead self-defense, thwarting a kidnapping.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 6d

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 9d

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Jeff Schultz @jeffschultzatl.bsky.social · 9d

Dansby Swanson on TV now.
Max Fried on at 6 p.m.
Freddie Freeman on at 9 p.m.
So there’s the Braves’ postseason.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 9d

Schumer can’t find his reading glasses, which are actually in his jacket pocket, and no one else can read the strongly worded statement with the appropriate gravitas of an elder monotone.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 9d

Conservatives were radicalized by having to share their crayons in kindergarten. They’ve chosen to be miserable turds ever since. Fuck ‘em.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 11d

Prof at my university just got a huge NIH grant to explore further the link between autism and genetics. Guess I’ll hold off on the story.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 12d

Does that mean he hopes his daughter won’t join the harem of another techbro when she gets out of jail?

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 12d

Your reporting on this matter has been utterly embarrassing. In my journalistic life, some people would be demoted to covering town council and church news for all you’ve gotten wrong here.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 13d

Plenty of other cities over which to air grievances. Maybe they move Atlanta games to Kennesaw (home of ATLUTD2). Hah.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 13d

Oh, to be in the room when FIFA tells Trump he can’t move men’s world cup games from city to city.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17d

Their tough guy act sure seems to disappear anytime the rest of us stick together and tell them to get fucked.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 17d

FCC boss Brendan Carr now says his 'easy way or the hard way' comments about Jimmy Kimmel weren’t meant as a threat to pull licenses if Disney didn’t suspend him 🧢

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Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 17d

“When you have better than a .700 OPS with runners in scoring position you can skip games for nazi rallies and the press will think you’re colorful. Until then…”

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 17d

Skipped a game with playoff seeding still on the line to attend the “funeral” for a non-family member.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 18d

My original neck of the woods. Spent a lot of time at the beaches there.

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 19d

Giggle. 🤭

nathan gruenholz @fleshwoundnpg.bsky.social · 19d

clemson is now 0-2 since standing for charlie kirk

georgia tech and syracuse?! enjoy that buyout, i guess dabo

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 19d

This aged well, survived weather delay and everything.

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19d

Syracuse is straight up beating the shit out of Clemson

Dave the Enchanter @writesdave.bsky.social · 20d

It must really suck for her to have gotten that much face work for a married man who now ignores her.