Xalavier Nelson Jr.
@writnelson.bsky.social
Running @StrangeScaffold. Wrote for MtG, Borderlands 4, I Am Your Beast & more. Lead VA in Hellraiser: Revival. BAFTA nom. Christian! He/Him. Repped by CAA.
YOU SHOULD HAVE FULL KNOWLEDGE BEFORE YOU PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO AN ALIEN BABY DEBT HOLE
WISHLIST SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR TODAY
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
WISHLIST SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR TODAY
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
YOU SHOULD HAVE FULL KNOWLEDGE BEFORE YOU PLUNGE YOURSELF INTO AN ALIEN BABY DEBT HOLE
WISHLIST SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR TODAY
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
WISHLIST SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR TODAY
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
so
i might be changing my digital footprint for the worst
we're keeping the demo for baby trading simulator up until launch though, so that's nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
i might be changing my digital footprint for the worst
we're keeping the demo for baby trading simulator up until launch though, so that's nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
so
i might be changing my digital footprint for the worst
we're keeping the demo for baby trading simulator up until launch though, so that's nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
i might be changing my digital footprint for the worst
we're keeping the demo for baby trading simulator up until launch though, so that's nice
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
when john woo uses baby urine as the deus ex machina to save his protagonist's life at the end of hard boiled
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
when john woo uses baby urine as the deus ex machina to save his protagonist's life at the end of hard boiled
My Christmas Eve gift to you is that you can play the first two full campaigns of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator RIGHT NOW, for free, in our demo.
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My Christmas Eve gift to you is that you can play the first two full campaigns of Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator RIGHT NOW, for free, in our demo.
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
If you wanna give ME the present of a wishlist... I mean.
I wouldn't say no.
👀
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Expecting a picture of your receipt shortly
December 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Expecting a picture of your receipt shortly
GET EVERY STRANGE SCAFFOLD GAME FOR LESS THAN $60 BUCKS IN THE STEAM WINTER SALE
*13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD
MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...
*13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD
MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
GET EVERY STRANGE SCAFFOLD GAME FOR LESS THAN $60 BUCKS IN THE STEAM WINTER SALE
*13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD
MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...
*13* DANG GAMES OF WILD VARIETY AND AMBITION--AND DISCOUNTS ON EVERYTHING ELSE WE DO GOING FORWARD
MAYBE CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE THAT'S A WILD DEAL???
store.steampowered.com/bundle/35090...
so, we hit a very weird edge case bug for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (now fixed!) that meant players with unexpected language settings saw every line of text in the game as just saying IMPLEMENTED
anyway; this is a baby event coming in the next patch to the demo
anyway; this is a baby event coming in the next patch to the demo
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so, we hit a very weird edge case bug for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator (now fixed!) that meant players with unexpected language settings saw every line of text in the game as just saying IMPLEMENTED
anyway; this is a baby event coming in the next patch to the demo
anyway; this is a baby event coming in the next patch to the demo
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
playing that hot new online game about martial arts and magic that everyone is talking about
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
playing that hot new online game about martial arts and magic that everyone is talking about
It's a true honor, and I wouldn't be here without a ton of people who took a chance on me, as well as the invaluable contributions of so many collaborators. Thank you all so much.
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's a true honor, and I wouldn't be here without a ton of people who took a chance on me, as well as the invaluable contributions of so many collaborators. Thank you all so much.
Delighted to share that I've just been named a 2025 BAFTA Breakthrough, alongside such luminaries as the director of K-Pop Demon Hunters and the star of Sinners!
www.bafta.org/stories/brea...
www.bafta.org/stories/brea...
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Delighted to share that I've just been named a 2025 BAFTA Breakthrough, alongside such luminaries as the director of K-Pop Demon Hunters and the star of Sinners!
www.bafta.org/stories/brea...
www.bafta.org/stories/brea...
so, i watched that new hellraiser trailer
i think i need to stop my parents from watching the new hellraiser trailer
i think i need to stop my parents from watching the new hellraiser trailer
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
so, i watched that new hellraiser trailer
i think i need to stop my parents from watching the new hellraiser trailer
i think i need to stop my parents from watching the new hellraiser trailer
i am so normal right now
you have no idea how normal i am
(also this is why we aren’t calling baby trading sim a sequel)
you have no idea how normal i am
(also this is why we aren’t calling baby trading sim a sequel)
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i am so normal right now
you have no idea how normal i am
(also this is why we aren’t calling baby trading sim a sequel)
you have no idea how normal i am
(also this is why we aren’t calling baby trading sim a sequel)
Okay, this is truly galaxy brain—Lost Soul Aside RECOMMENDS that you skip its own prologue sequence with all the fancy cutscenes they made?? To get back to the action???
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Okay, this is truly galaxy brain—Lost Soul Aside RECOMMENDS that you skip its own prologue sequence with all the fancy cutscenes they made?? To get back to the action???
everyone on a game is a storyteller and the storytellers on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator fuckin’ despise the incentives of late stage capitalism
also that kid beto is pretty cool
also that kid beto is pretty cool
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
everyone on a game is a storyteller and the storytellers on Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator fuckin’ despise the incentives of late stage capitalism
also that kid beto is pretty cool
also that kid beto is pretty cool
this is how a baby named shifter defied the odds to f*ck up my campaign
please enjoy
please enjoy
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
this is how a baby named shifter defied the odds to f*ck up my campaign
please enjoy
please enjoy
Glad to see Polygon cover the resistance of game developers to generative AI--and to be able to speak briefly to one of the greatest dangers of this entire thing.
Gen AI doubles down on making MORE SPACE for production issues that *already make games worse.*
www.polygon.com/arc-raiders-...
Gen AI doubles down on making MORE SPACE for production issues that *already make games worse.*
www.polygon.com/arc-raiders-...
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Glad to see Polygon cover the resistance of game developers to generative AI--and to be able to speak briefly to one of the greatest dangers of this entire thing.
Gen AI doubles down on making MORE SPACE for production issues that *already make games worse.*
www.polygon.com/arc-raiders-...
Gen AI doubles down on making MORE SPACE for production issues that *already make games worse.*
www.polygon.com/arc-raiders-...
NETFLIX
GIVE ME EIGHT MORE SEASONS OF THE VINCE STAPLES SHOW, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
GIVE ME EIGHT MORE SEASONS OF THE VINCE STAPLES SHOW, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
NETFLIX
GIVE ME EIGHT MORE SEASONS OF THE VINCE STAPLES SHOW, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
GIVE ME EIGHT MORE SEASONS OF THE VINCE STAPLES SHOW, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
ECONOMICS GAMES ARE NOT ABOUT MONEY AND I CAN PROVE IT BY SHOWING THIS ALIEN BABY ABSOLUTELY BEEFING IT AND LOSING ALL AUTONOMY AND LIVELIHOOD IN SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
ECONOMICS GAMES ARE NOT ABOUT MONEY AND I CAN PROVE IT BY SHOWING THIS ALIEN BABY ABSOLUTELY BEEFING IT AND LOSING ALL AUTONOMY AND LIVELIHOOD IN SPACE WARLORD BABY TRADING SIMULATOR.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
I GROW MORE NORMAL BY THE DAY.
i have good news for folks asking for pacifist runs in truck-kun is supporting me from another world*
*if you want to hit people with a car and/or watch me throw it back
*if you want to hit people with a car and/or watch me throw it back
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i have good news for folks asking for pacifist runs in truck-kun is supporting me from another world*
*if you want to hit people with a car and/or watch me throw it back
*if you want to hit people with a car and/or watch me throw it back
In case you didn’t know - alongside Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, we’re also making an arcade isekai driving game called Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World!
Early days, but here’s some cool visuals from the project as it’s coming together!!
Early days, but here’s some cool visuals from the project as it’s coming together!!
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In case you didn’t know - alongside Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, we’re also making an arcade isekai driving game called Truck-kun is Supporting Me From Another World!
Early days, but here’s some cool visuals from the project as it’s coming together!!
Early days, but here’s some cool visuals from the project as it’s coming together!!
inspired by a recent conversation with relatives after they learned the title of strange scaffold’s next game
WE DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WASN’T A BIT
WE DIDN’T
KNOW
WE DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WASN’T A BIT
WE DIDN’T
KNOW
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
inspired by a recent conversation with relatives after they learned the title of strange scaffold’s next game
WE DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WASN’T A BIT
WE DIDN’T
KNOW
WE DIDN’T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WASN’T A BIT
WE DIDN’T
KNOW
bitter day for one of the babies in Baby Trading Simulator--they peaked on the reality TV survival island their fame-obsessed parents sent them to as a baby and progressively both lost rights to their work and succumbed to the buzzfilter addiction they picked up coping from the stress
damn
damn
October 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
bitter day for one of the babies in Baby Trading Simulator--they peaked on the reality TV survival island their fame-obsessed parents sent them to as a baby and progressively both lost rights to their work and succumbed to the buzzfilter addiction they picked up coping from the stress
damn
damn
Isopod from @sbug.games is:
- A 3D platformer with deeply expressive mechanics and a wild sense of speed
- Delightfully Australian
- Unashamedly Anticapitalist
- Filled with weird words and bits from yours truly
And it’s out today! Get it while it’s hot!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
- A 3D platformer with deeply expressive mechanics and a wild sense of speed
- Delightfully Australian
- Unashamedly Anticapitalist
- Filled with weird words and bits from yours truly
And it’s out today! Get it while it’s hot!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Isopod from @sbug.games is:
- A 3D platformer with deeply expressive mechanics and a wild sense of speed
- Delightfully Australian
- Unashamedly Anticapitalist
- Filled with weird words and bits from yours truly
And it’s out today! Get it while it’s hot!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...
- A 3D platformer with deeply expressive mechanics and a wild sense of speed
- Delightfully Australian
- Unashamedly Anticapitalist
- Filled with weird words and bits from yours truly
And it’s out today! Get it while it’s hot!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2053910/...