Todd
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Maybe someday I'll figure this out.
ATX, he/him, educational writer and editor
ATX, he/him, educational writer and editor
Double Induckity
Casaducka
Duckizen Kane
Casaducka
Duckizen Kane
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Double Induckity
Casaducka
Duckizen Kane
Casaducka
Duckizen Kane
Every action creates an equal and opposite reaction.
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Every action creates an equal and opposite reaction.
It's always the most careful who are the best at crime. Next stop, the Louvre.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's always the most careful who are the best at crime. Next stop, the Louvre.
My children's favorite was the one where Franklin goes to law school and sues the Republican white supremacists into bankruptcy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My children's favorite was the one where Franklin goes to law school and sues the Republican white supremacists into bankruptcy.
Birthdays aren't even real. You were grown in a lab.
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Birthdays aren't even real. You were grown in a lab.
Have you heard about the midnight rambler?
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Have you heard about the midnight rambler?
I wonder whether interest in the group decreased because people thought there was too much violence or not enough.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder whether interest in the group decreased because people thought there was too much violence or not enough.
Without snap benefits, all I get now are free toes. 😔
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Without snap benefits, all I get now are free toes. 😔
I've lived in Texas long enough to know Chip Roy is 10 pounds of fertilizer in a 5-pound bag.
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I've lived in Texas long enough to know Chip Roy is 10 pounds of fertilizer in a 5-pound bag.
Cuomo regularly test markets this phrase with mixed results.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Cuomo regularly test markets this phrase with mixed results.
It got weird when Vance suggested a three-way and Erika realized he meant with the sectional.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It got weird when Vance suggested a three-way and Erika realized he meant with the sectional.
"A couch? Vance asked.
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"A couch? Vance asked.
It's a challenge, because as long as Republican white supremacists keep threatening the murder the LGBTQ community, Democrats need to stand up for their safety.
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's a challenge, because as long as Republican white supremacists keep threatening the murder the LGBTQ community, Democrats need to stand up for their safety.
A ballroom too far? Really, that's what they're upset about?
October 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A ballroom too far? Really, that's what they're upset about?
My cat sez werk is dum.
October 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My cat sez werk is dum.
Delivered to Florida Man
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Delivered to Florida Man
Cooked vegetable matter smells like festering decay.
October 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Cooked vegetable matter smells like festering decay.
Everything feels so confusing, I don't even know what to believe. But Indiana is a good place to start.
October 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everything feels so confusing, I don't even know what to believe. But Indiana is a good place to start.
He will need to keep getting checkups as long as Republicans keep climbing in his colon.
October 10, 2025 at 11:06 PM
He will need to keep getting checkups as long as Republicans keep climbing in his colon.
If I'm paying for my child's therapy, I feel like I should be able to submit a rebuttal.
October 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If I'm paying for my child's therapy, I feel like I should be able to submit a rebuttal.
Fully loaded on breakfast tacos and ready to roll.
October 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fully loaded on breakfast tacos and ready to roll.