Ryan Missanelli
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Ryan Missanelli
@wrytoast.bsky.social
Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.
My grandad had a great response to this sort of thing:

“I’m 5’11”; 6’0” on a warm day”
January 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Folks with Delco accents when being told what to do by a probably Cowboys fan
a man wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a headband is standing in a stadium .
Alt: Motivated Cam Newton
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Golden Flake, and have the game in the heart of the SEC: the Hoover Met
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Or not…
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Once Godfrey left I cancelled my subscription and it ended last week. With him there it was like listening to the folks at the corner of the bar talk over a beer. With just Richard and Alex I feel like I’m sitting in a lecture. I’ll just pay for Phantom Island instead.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM