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The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD “Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway "Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
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WHISKY FERRYS ADRIFT

"There have been no ferries running to the location, renowned as one of Scotland’s premium whisky regions, for the past three years after sailings from Ardrossan in Ayrshire were originally launched in 2013 to help develop tourism."

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www.scotsman.com/new...
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"Istanbul was Constantinople
Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Where ferrys crash,
Is Constantinople, not Istanbul
So if you've hit a dock in Constantinople
The bang will be felt in Istanbul
But it'll all buff out, with Turkish delight"
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VIDEO | Ferry strikes pier and moored vessel in central Istanbul
A passenger vessel accidentally struck another vessel and a pier in the Turkish city of Istanbul on Monday, October 6.Local media said the Ro-Pax ferry Okmeydan
www.bairdmaritime.com
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ORANGE IS THE NEW WEDNESDAY - RIDE THE FERRYS
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IS THE CANADA INFRASTRUCTURE BANK PROVIDING THE FUNDING FOR THE CHINESE JUNK, ER, COSTUME?
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JERSEY AND GEURNSEY, TWO ISLANDS DIVIDED BY A COMMON WATER

DFDS GETS WITH THE PROGRAM

"More crossings when people want to travel, fewer anti-social sailing times and better options for day-trips to France - these are real improvements we're pleased to deliver"
DFDS ferry schedule issued without Jersey-Guernsey trip timings
DFDS issues its 2026 sailing schedule but there are no details of trips between Jersey and Guernsey.
www.bbc.com
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FERRYS: THE GODZILLA PROBLEM

"Executive Producer Mike McClanahan asks tough questions about the Gojira (ゴジラ) problem facing the ferrys on 'The Impact' TV news issues program"
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“THE NIGHT FERRYS”, BY CHRISTOPHER CYR
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OUR COAST GUARD COMPLIANT SIGNAGE UPGRADE FOR ALL FEET VESSELS IS NEARLY COMPLETE.
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FERRYS NEWS FROM THE BEEB:

"The catamaran Kraken, which can carry 110 passengers, will make three crossings across the Solent each way during weekdays, with plans to broaden its timetable in the coming months."
New Yarmouth-Lymington ferry service set to start crossings
The passenger-only ferry will run on weekdays, taking about 35 minutes to cross the Solent.
www.bbc.com
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FERRYS IN ART, A CONTINUING SERIES:

"THE FERRY SUQUAMISH BEING TOWED BACK TO EAGLE HARBOR AFTER HER UNEXPECTED ENGINE FAILURE DURING THE ANNUAL OYSTER RUN", BY JOSEPH MALLORD WILLIAM TURNER, OIL ON CANVAS.
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GHOST BREMERTON FERRYS' RIDERS OF THE PAST GATHER IN THE KALAKALA'S TAP ROOM AND CONTEMPLATE WHAT TO DO FOR KATURDAY.

#FERRY #FERRIES #CATURDAY #KALAKALA
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YOU USED MSPAINT 3.0 OR 3.1 FOR THAT?
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POSTS LIKE THIS ARE WHY WE ARE ONLY THE SECOND BEST FERRYS PARODY ACCOUNT...IN THE WORLD
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PRENDRE LE FERRY À VAPEUR POUR DIEPPE
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THE BREMERTON FERRYS GOTH GALS WISH Y'ALL A HAPPY EARLY OCTOBER'S FRIDAY!
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