Martin Tupperware
@wsu-a.bsky.social
Problem focused, solution oriented.
~What's the best way to eat an elephant?~
I'm probably the person to talk to if you have passionate opinions about the part of the early 90s where Fox had an hour of Sunday comedies from 10-11 PM.
~What's the best way to eat an elephant?~
I'm probably the person to talk to if you have passionate opinions about the part of the early 90s where Fox had an hour of Sunday comedies from 10-11 PM.
There was no safer bet in the world than Indiana to win with a Miami cover.
January 20, 2026 at 3:35 AM
There was no safer bet in the world than Indiana to win with a Miami cover.
Businesses that should be partnered: oil change and haircut.
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Businesses that should be partnered: oil change and haircut.
One of the most notable things about Enumclaw is that people have gone there to fuck farm animals, I wouldn't stage a whole ad campaign around (not) trading trucks for cows.
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
One of the most notable things about Enumclaw is that people have gone there to fuck farm animals, I wouldn't stage a whole ad campaign around (not) trading trucks for cows.
Will Anderson is making Campbell soup.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Will Anderson is making Campbell soup.
Is there a "J6 Pardon--->ICE" database anywhere?
January 18, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Is there a "J6 Pardon--->ICE" database anywhere?
It's ironic that reading a good portion of the "I saw ICE!" posts are misinformed people doing a lot of "I saw a strange guy in a black truck watching kids at the park!" warnings, which, also very useful information, thanks for your vigilance.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It's ironic that reading a good portion of the "I saw ICE!" posts are misinformed people doing a lot of "I saw a strange guy in a black truck watching kids at the park!" warnings, which, also very useful information, thanks for your vigilance.
That'll do it, the combination of shittiness represented by ESPNs "Premium-Premium" paid tier and the general awfulness represented by the WWE will be enough to get me to say no to the Royal Rumble, the funnest wrestling invention ever. (also by a pervert!)
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
That'll do it, the combination of shittiness represented by ESPNs "Premium-Premium" paid tier and the general awfulness represented by the WWE will be enough to get me to say no to the Royal Rumble, the funnest wrestling invention ever. (also by a pervert!)
Some producer must have said "let me hear what was big during the Clinton inauguration, no, the first one" and now there's a bunch of new stuff that sounds vaguely like an En Vogue song.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Some producer must have said "let me hear what was big during the Clinton inauguration, no, the first one" and now there's a bunch of new stuff that sounds vaguely like an En Vogue song.
The Let's Invade Minnesota! ethos points to a failing of the Electoral College, that is "United" States are great... but less great than identifying 23 states you can victimize, to the benefit of the other 27, to win you an election.
January 18, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The Let's Invade Minnesota! ethos points to a failing of the Electoral College, that is "United" States are great... but less great than identifying 23 states you can victimize, to the benefit of the other 27, to win you an election.
You ABSOLUTELY beat the Niners 55-6 if they'll let you.
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
You ABSOLUTELY beat the Niners 55-6 if they'll let you.
He wants Greenland for security like he wanted Venezuela to stop inbound drug trafficking.
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
He wants Greenland for security like he wanted Venezuela to stop inbound drug trafficking.
Its a beautiful, clear evening, there's a taco truck next to the roaming taco van in the gas station parking lot and another pop-up taco stand on the opposite street corner, might do an impromptu taco pub crawl.
January 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Its a beautiful, clear evening, there's a taco truck next to the roaming taco van in the gas station parking lot and another pop-up taco stand on the opposite street corner, might do an impromptu taco pub crawl.
"Our Band is called MADNESS! and our hit song is about How Rowdy Our Neighborhood Gets! so we Advertise Tax Software."
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"Our Band is called MADNESS! and our hit song is about How Rowdy Our Neighborhood Gets! so we Advertise Tax Software."
You have the power to move inanimate objects with your poop.
Better name for this power- smellykinesis, or telekineshits?
Better name for this power- smellykinesis, or telekineshits?
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
You have the power to move inanimate objects with your poop.
Better name for this power- smellykinesis, or telekineshits?
Better name for this power- smellykinesis, or telekineshits?
Ahh, so he has self diagnosed internal bleeding; can't wait for the ICE version of VAERS.
NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Ahh, so he has self diagnosed internal bleeding; can't wait for the ICE version of VAERS.
When MLB gets locked out next winter, a ton of people are going to point at Kyle Tucker, Very Good Player Who Isn't a Superstar getting 60M a year from the games richest team who just won the World Series, and demand change in several structures.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 PM
When MLB gets locked out next winter, a ton of people are going to point at Kyle Tucker, Very Good Player Who Isn't a Superstar getting 60M a year from the games richest team who just won the World Series, and demand change in several structures.
Talk To Me is like someone found a hidden track on their Heart In Motion CD 35 years after it came out.
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Talk To Me is like someone found a hidden track on their Heart In Motion CD 35 years after it came out.
It's bad that in 2026 we demonize immigrants who fled war or achieved at home as sneaky freeloaders, while we make heroes of Al Bob, who won't leave a town of 500 because he'll show them all when the asbestos farm comes back, but until then why doesn't his public assistance go as far as it used to?
a man in a suit is dancing on a stage in the dark .
ALT: a man in a suit is dancing on a stage in the dark .
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January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
It's bad that in 2026 we demonize immigrants who fled war or achieved at home as sneaky freeloaders, while we make heroes of Al Bob, who won't leave a town of 500 because he'll show them all when the asbestos farm comes back, but until then why doesn't his public assistance go as far as it used to?
It's not an (x) issue, it's a mental health problem!
No, we're not funding mental health either, why?
No, we're not funding mental health either, why?
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
It's not an (x) issue, it's a mental health problem!
No, we're not funding mental health either, why?
No, we're not funding mental health either, why?
I just saw that The Lusty Lady was becoming a waterfront lobster roll place, and I'm just glad to see they're staying in the seafood business.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I just saw that The Lusty Lady was becoming a waterfront lobster roll place, and I'm just glad to see they're staying in the seafood business.
A "restitution" tax on Trump voters based on how many times they pulled the lever for him.
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
A "restitution" tax on Trump voters based on how many times they pulled the lever for him.
Never be the "here's a picture of someone parking bad!" person, you're probably isolating the 4th domino in a chain of ten.
January 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Never be the "here's a picture of someone parking bad!" person, you're probably isolating the 4th domino in a chain of ten.
GREENLAND: please understand that most of America loves you, but only as a friend, and it feels like if we fuck you the friendship will be ruined, which, again, most people don't want.
January 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
GREENLAND: please understand that most of America loves you, but only as a friend, and it feels like if we fuck you the friendship will be ruined, which, again, most people don't want.
I want to know the first player to pull a "I'm not coming here if you make me play in the games against FCS/G5 schools, gotta stay at 9 to preserve my redshirt, write it into the NIL" move.
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I want to know the first player to pull a "I'm not coming here if you make me play in the games against FCS/G5 schools, gotta stay at 9 to preserve my redshirt, write it into the NIL" move.