W T Mort
@wtmort.bsky.social
Board games, disc golf, and Simpsons references are mostly what you'll get here.
May I recommend a running mate?
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
May I recommend a running mate?
Watched the first episode of The Chair Company, then got served this ad 🤔
October 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Watched the first episode of The Chair Company, then got served this ad 🤔
Either AI is stupid or the NFL is RIGGED
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Either AI is stupid or the NFL is RIGGED
FATHER NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
June 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
FATHER NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
Anyone else get this combo of icons on their phone and think a little guy is watching?
June 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Anyone else get this combo of icons on their phone and think a little guy is watching?
Got it again. Build the next racist regime in Monopoly Go!
May 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Got it again. Build the next racist regime in Monopoly Go!
Was just served an ad for a Monopoly Go!/Star Wars partnership. The tagline?
Your Empire won't build itself.
Yikes. 😬
Your Empire won't build itself.
Yikes. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Was just served an ad for a Monopoly Go!/Star Wars partnership. The tagline?
Your Empire won't build itself.
Yikes. 😬
Your Empire won't build itself.
Yikes. 😬
When you want to snooze but you're still on squirrel patrol.
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
When you want to snooze but you're still on squirrel patrol.
Trying my hand at painting.
November 10, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Trying my hand at painting.
I don't post often, but when I do it's because this guy
November 7, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I don't post often, but when I do it's because this guy
Look at this handsome guy!
September 22, 2023 at 5:53 PM
Look at this handsome guy!
Did someone say it was Woof! Wednesday???
August 17, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Did someone say it was Woof! Wednesday???