Weird Things People Do
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Your daily dose of humor: memes, jokes, and everything in between. Because laughter is the best medicine!
I hate watching an episode a week, I'm more of a season a day kinda person
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I hate watching an episode a week, I'm more of a season a day kinda person
The gossip in my town is faster than the wifi
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The gossip in my town is faster than the wifi
You want 50k on Instagram.
I want 50k in a duffle bag.
We're not the same...
I want 50k in a duffle bag.
We're not the same...
January 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You want 50k on Instagram.
I want 50k in a duffle bag.
We're not the same...
I want 50k in a duffle bag.
We're not the same...
i could not be a therapist
i'd want to see a picture of the person ur crying about
i'd want to see a picture of the person ur crying about
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
i could not be a therapist
i'd want to see a picture of the person ur crying about
i'd want to see a picture of the person ur crying about
Before the year ends, I would like to make one last bad decision
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Before the year ends, I would like to make one last bad decision
I feel so genuinely sorry for people who message me expecting a good conversation.
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I feel so genuinely sorry for people who message me expecting a good conversation.
Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person.
January 1, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person.
The music needs to be louder than my thoughts and that's all I know right now.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The music needs to be louder than my thoughts and that's all I know right now.
When his story don't add up but it's cool cuz yours ain't bout to either.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
When his story don't add up but it's cool cuz yours ain't bout to either.
If a man introduce to his family, he will still cheat.. okay princess
January 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If a man introduce to his family, he will still cheat.. okay princess
To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 PM
To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.
I have smiled at people who have said the most terrible things about me and they think I don't know
January 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I have smiled at people who have said the most terrible things about me and they think I don't know
I can tell u 30 different stories while TRYING to tell u literally ONE.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I can tell u 30 different stories while TRYING to tell u literally ONE.
Cooking for someone will always be an act of love to me. Especially when the food is good. A lot of effort goes into cooking.
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cooking for someone will always be an act of love to me. Especially when the food is good. A lot of effort goes into cooking.
I can't see at night I just be driving
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I can't see at night I just be driving
New year, new me, new ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's.
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
New year, new me, new ingredients, better pizza, Papa John's.
I don't have to accept anything that doesn't sit well with me & I won't
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I don't have to accept anything that doesn't sit well with me & I won't
listening to 80s music is free therapy btw
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
listening to 80s music is free therapy btw
I'M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I'M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING.
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I'M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING.
Not much of a 'rise and shine' person
more of a caffeinate and hope for the best
more of a caffeinate and hope for the best
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Not much of a 'rise and shine' person
more of a caffeinate and hope for the best
more of a caffeinate and hope for the best
Your real soulmate will naturally vibe with you, heal with you and make you love yourself more.
December 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Your real soulmate will naturally vibe with you, heal with you and make you love yourself more.
In order to be in a healthy relationship you have to talk about the things that bother you... Even if you agree to disagree.
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
In order to be in a healthy relationship you have to talk about the things that bother you... Even if you agree to disagree.
I'M A MOM, of course I want a break but when I get a break I want my baby back.
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'M A MOM, of course I want a break but when I get a break I want my baby back.
my mom so lucky she has funny kids imagine how boring her life would be without us
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
my mom so lucky she has funny kids imagine how boring her life would be without us
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.
Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear.