Y’all ivy MBAs are just so happy to outsource the consequences of your actions to numbers on an excel sheet. Individually, you’re probably smart but put all your asses in a board room and you’re sharing one single brain cell among all of you.
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Y’all ivy MBAs are just so happy to outsource the consequences of your actions to numbers on an excel sheet. Individually, you’re probably smart but put all your asses in a board room and you’re sharing one single brain cell among all of you.
sun went down at 4:50 today. Am I sad or is it SAD?
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
sun went down at 4:50 today. Am I sad or is it SAD?
Woke up with “hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?” Stuck in my head so today is gonna be a fab day
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Woke up with “hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?” Stuck in my head so today is gonna be a fab day
Remember when we had to work hard to have fun on the internet? Remember when we had to install the StumbleUpon toolbar and keep clicking till we found something interesting?
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Remember when we had to work hard to have fun on the internet? Remember when we had to install the StumbleUpon toolbar and keep clicking till we found something interesting?
Q: why do we go through hardship?
A: so we can enjoy the blessings of substance abuse
A: so we can enjoy the blessings of substance abuse
October 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Q: why do we go through hardship?
A: so we can enjoy the blessings of substance abuse
A: so we can enjoy the blessings of substance abuse
With everything going on, least they could do is put out a new season of Mindhunter.
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
With everything going on, least they could do is put out a new season of Mindhunter.
It’s 2025, no ad copy needs to say “Fall into…” any more. We all get paid way too much to not come up with fresh concepts.
October 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s 2025, no ad copy needs to say “Fall into…” any more. We all get paid way too much to not come up with fresh concepts.
I’ve hated every pause ad I’ve worked on and seen. Zero value. Maybe even negative.
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I’ve hated every pause ad I’ve worked on and seen. Zero value. Maybe even negative.
i like ur dog but i dont trust
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i like ur dog but i dont trust
I love it when influences say “come with me” in that specific intonation bc like I’m never coming with you. We’re not even in the same friend group. I don’t know you. Why you want me to come with you? That’s weird. Don’t talk to me like that.
October 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I love it when influences say “come with me” in that specific intonation bc like I’m never coming with you. We’re not even in the same friend group. I don’t know you. Why you want me to come with you? That’s weird. Don’t talk to me like that.
I do in two days what you can hope to do in two years (destroy my wellbeing)
October 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I do in two days what you can hope to do in two years (destroy my wellbeing)
Who does Amazon think they are? Who the hell do they think I am?? Just put on a Hindi language show, and it’s dubbed in Malayalam with Spanish subtitles.
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Who does Amazon think they are? Who the hell do they think I am?? Just put on a Hindi language show, and it’s dubbed in Malayalam with Spanish subtitles.
Winner of Fat Bear Week can have a big chomp out of me. As a lil treat.
September 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Winner of Fat Bear Week can have a big chomp out of me. As a lil treat.
3 brand strategy directions in 15 hours. I’m HIM
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
3 brand strategy directions in 15 hours. I’m HIM
The rampant abuse of positioning statements is this industry needs to be stopped.
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The rampant abuse of positioning statements is this industry needs to be stopped.
I get paid to give my opinion on things I’ve no specialization in to other, more talented people who then do things based on what I’ve chosen to tell them. This should not be a real job.
September 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I get paid to give my opinion on things I’ve no specialization in to other, more talented people who then do things based on what I’ve chosen to tell them. This should not be a real job.
so funny when people go “you got another tattoo?”
would you say that to a conglomerate that just acquired a new business? a solar system that captured a new planet in its gravity field? a fat rodent trying to break into its 16th trash can?
would you say that to a conglomerate that just acquired a new business? a solar system that captured a new planet in its gravity field? a fat rodent trying to break into its 16th trash can?
September 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
so funny when people go “you got another tattoo?”
would you say that to a conglomerate that just acquired a new business? a solar system that captured a new planet in its gravity field? a fat rodent trying to break into its 16th trash can?
would you say that to a conglomerate that just acquired a new business? a solar system that captured a new planet in its gravity field? a fat rodent trying to break into its 16th trash can?
Chipotle commercial: “Nobody does carne asada better than chipotle. NOBODY.”
a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chipotle commercial: “Nobody does carne asada better than chipotle. NOBODY.”
It was great to be part of advertising history
August 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It was great to be part of advertising history
Unlike most advertising, pharma ads spends 80% of the TV spot to tell you all the reasons why not to use their product. That’s a level of confidence zero non-pharma brands can ever hope to have.
August 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Unlike most advertising, pharma ads spends 80% of the TV spot to tell you all the reasons why not to use their product. That’s a level of confidence zero non-pharma brands can ever hope to have.
I open Bluesky once a month to see what has gone through @kcinchi.bsky.social ‘s digestive tract recently
August 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I open Bluesky once a month to see what has gone through @kcinchi.bsky.social ‘s digestive tract recently
I love watching J Kenji’s POV cooking videos with the go-pro because I can pretend to slurp the spoon when he does a lil taste test. It’s not going into your mouth, Kenji, it’s going into OUR mouth mmm yum
August 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love watching J Kenji’s POV cooking videos with the go-pro because I can pretend to slurp the spoon when he does a lil taste test. It’s not going into your mouth, Kenji, it’s going into OUR mouth mmm yum
idc first thing I do with a book to know if it’s gonna be good is to look at its cover
August 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
idc first thing I do with a book to know if it’s gonna be good is to look at its cover
most of my progress has been based on failure than success
July 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
most of my progress has been based on failure than success