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Mr. Labrador Commissions Closed! (5/5 slots taken) @mrlabrador.bsky.social · 6h

Bust sketch for @twizzthetoon.bsky.social for today's stream

Spooky season. There be were-labby's about.

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 2h

I'm sorry that sucks ass. :c

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 2h

You should go in if you can ;3;

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 5h

@hayzel.bsky.social is this vore?

A screenshot from Peak with Hayzel as a chicken with lil wolf ears. I'm currently starving.

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 8h

You could have a burger AND go to bed

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 12h

Damn FS1, you missed Cal's at-bat because you were in a commercial break? Do fucking better lol, it's not like he's the HR leader and this is a playoff game or anything.

Wait

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 12h

Cannot see how that was not a foul ball and it immediately lead to another run. Dang.

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 12h

Thank you!

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 13h

Naw I drink hot coffee all the time unless it's like SUPER hot outside. Like hot hot. Like it can be hot and I'll still do a hot coffee.

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 13h

That's a lot of yote!

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 14h

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

A mariners fan with a "Dump 62 Here" shirt on.

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 14h

I'll allow it

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 14h

ALDS Game 4 starts in like... 12 minutes.

If the Mariners win, they move onto the ALCS for the first time since 2001.

LET'S FUCKING GO, here's your unhinged post from the subreddit:

WAKE THE FUCK UP SEATTLE ITS 7AM AND I KNOW YOU SPENT ALL NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO CATCH THE HOME RUN BALL YOU MANIFESTED WITH A CUSTOM T SHRT AT AN AWAY PLAYOFF GAME BUT IT'S NOT OVER SO PUT ON YOUR "DUMP ALCS HERE" SHRT CUZ WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN GAME FOUR AND MANIFEST THIS SERIES

WE JUST WENT INTO DETROIT AND DROPPED 8 RUNS AND THREE DINGERS ON THESE KITTENS LIKE WE OWN THE PLACE BC AFAICT WE LITERALLY DO NOW. WE'RE UP 2-1 IN THE SERIES. ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE ALCS. ONE. FUCKING. WIN. AWAY.

YESTERDAY WALTER THE CHEMIST SHOWED UP IN DETROIT AND SAID "ACTUALLY I'M MORE OF A SURGEON" THEN PROCEEDED TO DISSECT THE TIGERS FOR 6 INNINGS LIKE HE WAS PERFORMING AN AUTOPSY ON A LIVING BASEBALL TEAM. 1 EARNED RUN 7 STRIKEOUTS ZERO WALKS. ZERO MERCY. THE MAN WAS PAINTING CORNERS LIKE BOB ROSS EXCEPT INSTEAD OF HAPPY LITTLE TREES IT WAS SAD LITTLE STRIKEOUTS.

TODAY AT 12:08PM (YEAH ANOTHER WEEKDAY AFTERNOON GAME BC MLB APPARENTLY THINKS WE ALL WORK AT VIBES FACTORIES WITH UNLIMITED PTO) WE'VE GOT BRYCE MILLER ON THE MOUND. IS HE A POSTSEASON ROOKIE? YES. DO WE CARE? NO. YOU KNOW WHY? BC THIS ENTIRE TEAM SPENT 24 YEARS IN BASEBALL PURGATORY AND THEY'RE NOT GOING BACK TO HELL WITHOUT A FIGHT.

YOUR BOSS MIGHT ASK WHY YOU'RE NOT IN THE OFFICE. TELL THEM YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING ABOUT ORGANIZATIONAL RESTRUCTURING. THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE ORGANIZATION IS THE DETROIT TIGERS AND THE RESTRUCTURING IS THEIR ENTIRE OFFSEASON PLANS.

TWENTY-FOUR YEARS. THAT'S HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE WE WERE IN THE ALCS. SOME OF YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN YET. SOME OF YOU WERE KIDS PLAYING TEE BALL. SOME OF YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE YOUR WHOLE ASS CAREER, YOUR MARRIAGE, YOUR MORTGAGE, YOUR INEVITABLE DESCENT INTO LOWER BACK PAIN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT.

AND IT'S HERE RN. IT'S LITERALLY TODAY. WE'RE ONE W AWAY FROM EXORCISING 24 YEARS OF DEMONS AND PROVING THAT BASEBALL GODS DO IN FACT ACCEPT PAYMENTS IN THE FORM OF SUFFERING AND ETSY WITCH INVOICES.

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 16h

Wow look at that shoob 🥴

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Sully AD (After Dinner >:3c) @sussykoboldad.bsky.social · 16h

Fatties galore~ Makes sense though due to this season with all the treats and snacks to devour being left out for Halloween!

More to come, Third Batch is in progress ~ and still taking more of these YCHs if anyone is interested, feel free to contact me. #fatfur

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22h

#WarRavagedPortland

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 17h

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis

damon albarn on the chorus: oooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

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August but more pounds @chonkyskies.bsky.social · 1d

Birthday doodle

#Fatfur

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

Cal hitting his 61st HR to a guy wearing a "Dump 61 Here" shirt and then the guy immediately taking off his shirt to reveal a "Dump 62 Here" shirt is the most perfect thing I've ever seen.

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

Happy bappy to me 💜

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Ashes Litea, Worse @asheslitea.bsky.social · 2d

Currently have an empty queue if anyone is interested!

Ashes Litea, Worse @asheslitea.bsky.social · Jan 6

Howdy! I'm happy to announce I'm opening for commissions for the New Year! If you're interested, please use the form below and I will contact you through your preferred method!

forms.gle/rhde5vZ6ZJCb...

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

Thank you!

silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

Maaaaan, finding out that fucking Rogers/Sportsnet is apparently no longer covering the Mariners game today because of the rain delay?

Like I know y'all OWN the Blue Jays but you're just gonna leave your Mariners fans on the west coast out in the fucking rain???

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silverwuffamute @wuffaf.at · 1d

Thanks bolf. c: