WukongShowerThoughts
@wukongshawathought.bsky.social
Handsomest under the sun. Foxgirl connoisseur. I do my best work in the shower.
The Waltz? Applie Pie Baking? Fencing? There's 8 billion of you, you're a month of dedicated effort away from being in the top 1% at something. And if you're not, who is going to be able to TELL the difference? The other 99%?
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
The Waltz? Applie Pie Baking? Fencing? There's 8 billion of you, you're a month of dedicated effort away from being in the top 1% at something. And if you're not, who is going to be able to TELL the difference? The other 99%?
Strength can be measured in the strength of one's opinions about cheese. Since my opinions are only somewhat strong, I consider myself to be a student.
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Strength can be measured in the strength of one's opinions about cheese. Since my opinions are only somewhat strong, I consider myself to be a student.
Pay attention to when you think your life has started. It hasn't started a little while ago and it will not start next year. It is ongoing, right now. If you do not find a way to truly be alive while on the road to where you want to be, then you will has squandered your life away.
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Pay attention to when you think your life has started. It hasn't started a little while ago and it will not start next year. It is ongoing, right now. If you do not find a way to truly be alive while on the road to where you want to be, then you will has squandered your life away.
I have fought many powerful foes before, but none as powerful as the tinsel I found in the west. You think you have the hang of it and then it surprises you with new and clever twists. And you can never judge whether you have enough or too little, because it hides its true size. Truly amazing!
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I have fought many powerful foes before, but none as powerful as the tinsel I found in the west. You think you have the hang of it and then it surprises you with new and clever twists. And you can never judge whether you have enough or too little, because it hides its true size. Truly amazing!
Sometimes your teachers will tell you that you got to the right answer but took the wrong route. If you ever feel they're just giving you a hard time, remember this: bananas are radioactive and yes you will die of food poisoning if you eat too many.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sometimes your teachers will tell you that you got to the right answer but took the wrong route. If you ever feel they're just giving you a hard time, remember this: bananas are radioactive and yes you will die of food poisoning if you eat too many.
I was recently asked to stop monkeying around, a phrase which deeply confused me. After 3 days and nights of uninterrupted thinking, I decided the phrase made no sense so I threw some fruit at them to protest in the most unambiguous terms.
Cordially, the Monkey King.
Cordially, the Monkey King.
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I was recently asked to stop monkeying around, a phrase which deeply confused me. After 3 days and nights of uninterrupted thinking, I decided the phrase made no sense so I threw some fruit at them to protest in the most unambiguous terms.
Cordially, the Monkey King.
Cordially, the Monkey King.
Your hobbies and interests rule.
Mine govern.
Mine govern.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Your hobbies and interests rule.
Mine govern.
Mine govern.
In this world there are fun bets and then there are those bets you make with your own body after digesting a burrito.
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
In this world there are fun bets and then there are those bets you make with your own body after digesting a burrito.
It seems during my absence over the past few centuries humanity has learned to grant geese their proper place in the order of things. Good!
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It seems during my absence over the past few centuries humanity has learned to grant geese their proper place in the order of things. Good!
I think back to this video quite often, as I rarely see a better demonstration of fox
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
Dixiedo fox runs away with my phone. Tries to bury it.
YouTube video by Saveafox
www.youtube.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I think back to this video quite often, as I rarely see a better demonstration of fox
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GegN...
I now have the skill to attempt making crepes and mess it up in a recoverable way, rather than unsalvageable. You know, like the difference between an injured dog and an injured horse. I hope all of my skills reach the injured dog tier.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I now have the skill to attempt making crepes and mess it up in a recoverable way, rather than unsalvageable. You know, like the difference between an injured dog and an injured horse. I hope all of my skills reach the injured dog tier.
Half of life is your perspective on things. The other half is your perspective on cats.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Half of life is your perspective on things. The other half is your perspective on cats.
If you're not gonna be balanced, you will probably end up patched.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you're not gonna be balanced, you will probably end up patched.
When the zombie apocalypse comes I want my first words to be "we need to lock in" and honestly if you can't match my energy take the other car.
November 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When the zombie apocalypse comes I want my first words to be "we need to lock in" and honestly if you can't match my energy take the other car.
People kept saying to buy the dip so I found myself this most excellent aioli and my life has improved as a result. I think I understand profit, finally.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People kept saying to buy the dip so I found myself this most excellent aioli and my life has improved as a result. I think I understand profit, finally.
It is always possible for negativity to corner a reasonable, logical man. To admit you are defeated by your circumstances is to be reasonable. But the negativity in your mind will always be afraid of the reasonable man who will keep rising despite all reason, and without it. I am the one they fear.
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It is always possible for negativity to corner a reasonable, logical man. To admit you are defeated by your circumstances is to be reasonable. But the negativity in your mind will always be afraid of the reasonable man who will keep rising despite all reason, and without it. I am the one they fear.
I salt my pasta water like an italian pirate whose true love is the sea.
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I salt my pasta water like an italian pirate whose true love is the sea.
If you ever have diarrhea just remember: switching to your second toilet is always faster than flushing.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you ever have diarrhea just remember: switching to your second toilet is always faster than flushing.
It is a grim day today, one of the rare times I need to change my mind about something I said. Please don't reach for the low hanging fruit, humans. If you're working together with others, mess up and then blame them, it's not a good fruit to grab.
I don't like children.
I don't like children.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It is a grim day today, one of the rare times I need to change my mind about something I said. Please don't reach for the low hanging fruit, humans. If you're working together with others, mess up and then blame them, it's not a good fruit to grab.
I don't like children.
I don't like children.
My promise as king is to provide food to my people. It sounds like this is all I need to do to be a good king these days. To the foxes I also promise entertainment, though. Because I care.
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My promise as king is to provide food to my people. It sounds like this is all I need to do to be a good king these days. To the foxes I also promise entertainment, though. Because I care.
I am contrarian enough that I find contrarians boring. True rebellion is contentment.
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I am contrarian enough that I find contrarians boring. True rebellion is contentment.
The unspoken truth of this world is that having a crow familiar would automatically put you above everyone else. To think people compete for money and fame, poor lost souls. I compete for crows.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The unspoken truth of this world is that having a crow familiar would automatically put you above everyone else. To think people compete for money and fame, poor lost souls. I compete for crows.
It's called mexican, not mexican't! I'm putting eggs in my guacamole.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's called mexican, not mexican't! I'm putting eggs in my guacamole.
Don't confuse the waves that shake your boat with your goal. Yes you may need to turn back, yes you may need to change your goal or your boat, but never go thinking that each wave coming your way is now your goal, or all you will do is float and forget.
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Don't confuse the waves that shake your boat with your goal. Yes you may need to turn back, yes you may need to change your goal or your boat, but never go thinking that each wave coming your way is now your goal, or all you will do is float and forget.
People have told me I have a superiority complex, which was confusing to me because there's nothing complex about it, it's very simple. Well, maybe I'm just smarter like that.
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
People have told me I have a superiority complex, which was confusing to me because there's nothing complex about it, it's very simple. Well, maybe I'm just smarter like that.