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Wuppus the Wise
@wuppusthewise.bsky.social
i am very smart
(@slungusposting.bsky.social fan account)
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November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Slungus
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
what the FUCK is slungus doing
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
[Wupp!] it today twin
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
a new wisdom: fuck megacorporations and monopolies, fuck the system, and fuck nazis
or no, dont fuck nazis
they dont deserve pleasurable sex
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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WUPP! WUPP! WUPP!
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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oughhhh im [Wupp!]ing it im [Wupp!]ing it….
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
make sure to [Wupp!] today!
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
95 ppl gotta go follow @slungusposting.bsky.social teehee 6.7 thousand followers are on the horizon
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
wupping it
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
wuppus is not feeling very wise
my one [wupp!]ing purpose in life is to spread wisdom

i
i cannot conjure any
i am a [wupp!]ing failure
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
wupping it so good
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I am too old to invoke 67. So instead I shall invoke this.

Slungus
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Today is November 15th. The day that this account was created and the first Slungus was posted one year ago. Back when I first made the account i really wasn’t expecting it to blow up to the point where it is now. This was all purely for goofs. But I still appreciate the support regardless.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
sloss
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
there is only one correct answer
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
fun fact: forearm crutches are actually better than underarm crutches but they're about 20 bucks more expensive, and so health insurance companies won't give them to you

underarm crutches can compress the nerves in your armpits and cause crutch paralysis

capitalism strikes again
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i haven't wupped in a hot minute hold on
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
cities will burn
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
if you create a suPer secret account that you dont want anyone 2 find, it would be beneficial to not use the same handle format as your main
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Slungus lore: Heehee :3 I’m gonna put on a silly hat today >_<

The Luppus subplot for the last 6 months
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Fuck GenAI

Cabbit
Fuck GenAI

Slungus
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 AM