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Dr. Eve Ryorifice
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You might say my profession was fated with my first pet Snorri & first street Sturluson, but my shieldmaiden fetish has been coincidental
Dumb bad-breath stool-fucker gargoyle Joe Rogan is a cowbell for the herd of fuckin’ idiots & pieces of shit in human society
December 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
To not be on the brink of insanity this December, you gotta be very wealthy or very stupid, or both
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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THEY REDACTED ALL THE PERPETRATORS
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the braindead Fetterman body odor? fear, dumpster juice & fried onions
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I’m not even going to publish a copy of Trumps comments about Reiner and his wife. But occasionally he reminds me that he is simply one of the worst, most degenerate individuals who has ever existed in American public life. Hard to think of any more vicious, vile and sociopathic.
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Sage & sweat burn the air as Lizza, in a corner of the room, stands sentry with the brain worm while on the bed Nuzzi, furried in a bearsuit, smears whale blubber on RFK Jr HGH stomach, still sluggish itself with dog meat & felched harvest
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“American Canyon” by Robert Felching Kennedy Jr, Secretary of Health & Harvest Services
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Missiles fly over Tel Aviv as Tarantino sucks toes like pacifiers, while Morricone plays softly from the Feet Room
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I'm ICE, boys. I love crashing cars, getting divorced, crashing cars, bargain bin jeans, texting while driving, crashing cars, OLD GLORY, and let's not forget my one true passion in life—crashing cars
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sorry, folks: gotta cancel the annual Antifa Bake Sale
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Can’t help but wonder what % of the 42 million vote (in any capacity) & does that improve at all for the party who didn’t want them to fucking starve
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Craig Jones, regret to say, is a genius

youtu.be/IFO7qTQKIXQ?...
The Untold Story of Dana White and Modern MMA
YouTube video by The B-Team
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
starving 42 million in order to destroy the health care system ... wonder what ha ha funnies those rascally jokesters over at SNL have in store this week
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Can't say I enjoyed "Tyler Perry's Predator: Badlands"
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This game is as long as Andrew Cuomo’s lizard tongue
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Are the MAGA Latinos ❤️ this yet!? Your dad/husband/brother/sister/mom/daughter could be snatched anywhere/anytime by masked ICE agents with HGH gut & Nazi tattoos & you must eat shit
September 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Utterly evil Executive Branch, utterly corrupt Supreme Court, utterly coward Republican Congress, utterly useless Democrat Congress = America is Hell, burning to the ground
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
please someone record Pete Davidson bombing in Riyadh for the princes & ministers who planned & funded his dad's death on 9/11
September 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
September 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Canelo! Crawford! TKO & fascist Dana White begin to end boxing by ending the Ali Act, starting tonight only on Netflix!
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
🎵So, bye-bye, Mister Charlie Kirk
Drove my Cybertruck to Hooters, but ICE made my dark-skinned wife twerk
And them good ol' Groypers were vapin' watermelon in silence
Singin', “Counting or not counting gang violence
Counting or not counting gang violence”🎵
September 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM