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Lance Burgess
@wvlance.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Fanboy
Cor Blimey!

Dragon Quest VIII may be the greatest game of all the times.
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
GameFaqs “Poll of the Day” query - I mean, honestly, how do they think I found the GameFaqs website to begin with 30 years (or so) ago? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
There is just no end to the lies and gaslighting my generation endured . . .
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I think a Congressional hearing on this needs to happen ASAP.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Can someone forward this to Carlie Irsay-Gordon? 🤔 I’m being facetious, I am sure she is well aware 😂

The Colts went for it twice on fourth down in FG position. Granted, the second time was down 4 points at the end of the game BUT if they had taken the points earlier, a FG there would have won it.
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
How I’m watching the Falcons today . . . he’s snoring 😂

#ATLvsNYJ
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Liquid metal slime! 👀

The anxiety of encountering a metal slime and the XP possibilities is one of the most exciting encounters in video gaming 😂

The only thing I can think of off the top of my head that compares is encountering shiny Pokemon ✨

#DragonQuest #DragonQuestVIII #PS2
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
To me, Dragon Quest VIII is more like watching old home movies, it’s visiting old friends, it’s not retro gaming . . .
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The PS2 era was so good to us ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ok, I'm in . . . see you in Whamhalla 😂
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh look, JPOP Demon Hunters 😏
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
🎵 Ever since that night we've been together
Lovers at first sight, in love forever
It turned out so right
For strangers in the night
Doo be doo be doo🎵
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I will be tuning in, sir 🫡

Feel free to use this joke if you’d like:

“This was a lot like watching Dr. Dobeck meet Derek at dinner in ‘Step-Brothers’” 😏
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Everytime I put these up I forget where I put them . . . and then one day I open a drawer or a cabinet or a closet and go, "Hey, my old basketball card album . . ." 😂
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I don't recommend it.

I found it excessively wordy and poorly thought out . . . the denouement was also predictable and ultimately unsatisfying 😏
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Me, when my wife tells me we're going somewhere "important" to wear something nice and only bring one device that I actually need and leave the rest at home 😏
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
@atrupar.com connecting the dots pretty well, I think :
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Johnson: Democrats are “somehow trying to tie the President to this."
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
12 touches
66 yards
2 TDs
Keep pouring that Bijan Mustard on 'em ! 😩

#RiseUp
#CARvsATL
November 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s not about the drugs . . .
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Words of wisdom for #Noirvember 😊
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
And there it is . . . the Follow-ship of the Beast . . .
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"What radicalized you?”
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I asked AI to make this for #Noirvember . . . lol it’s awful.

I texted it to my wife and asked which of these guys did she recognize? She said, “just Frank & Dean” lol I think she thinks Robert Mitchum is Dean but which one she thinks is Frank I have no idea lol
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM