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WX Alert Mashup
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Sliced and diced phony weather alerts in nostalgic ALL CAPS every 3 hours. May sound real; they are not.
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BURLINGTON, VERMONT has issued a BROWN SNOW SQUALL SWEEPSTAKES until 10:15 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 5h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI has issued a NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' POTASSIUM 'S GREATEST HITS until 6:55 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 8h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN HOUSTON/GALVESTON, TEXAS has issued a SIX DEGREES OF TORNADO FORECAST until 7:10 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 11h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORMAN/OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA has issued a TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE MEGA DOPPLER SAVINGS EVENT until 7:35 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 14h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA has issued a HARD DISASTER LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN until 7:55 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 17h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORTHERN INDIANA, INDIANA has issued a WEIRD FIRE FEAT. LUDACRIS until 3:40 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 20h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN WILMINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA has issued an EXCESSIVE EARTHQUAKE CHAMPIONSHIP until 9:55 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 23h
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PORTLAND, OREGON has issued an INSUFFICIENT PYROCUMULUS AT THE COMBINATION KFC TACO BELL until 10:20 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA has issued a JUICY MYSTERY STORM until 9:35 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO has issued a SMALL NOWCASTING AT THE COMBINATION KFC TACO BELL until 8:00 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RAPID CITY, SOUTH DAKOTA has issued a VENTI FRESH BEATS CONVENTION until 5:05 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO has issued a FIERY PIANO FEAT. LIL JON until 5:05 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA has issued a CANADIAN HRRR AWARENESS TOUR until 11:30 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAND JUNCTION, COLORADO has issued a FABULOUS FLOOD FINAL EXAM until 6:50 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DULUTH, MINNESOTA has issued a REGIONAL DANGER DISCUSSION until 10:45 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 1d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN GRAY/PORTLAND, MAINE has issued a HIGH FLAG THING until 5:10 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI has issued an EPIC COW PRESS CONFERENCE until 10:25 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PODUNK has issued a DOUBLE SOCKS SWEEPSTAKES until 9:35 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHEYENNE, WYOMING has issued a WET 'N WILD HABERDASHER JUBILEE until 4:40 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN JACKSON, KENTUCKY has issued a JUICY DEBRIS BALL FIESTA until 1:15 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY has issued a HARD SHOTS! ?? STATEMENT until 7:30 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PEACHTREE CITY/ATLANTA, GEORGIA has issued an INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF KNUCKLE IN AISLE 7 until 10:25 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORTH PLATTE, NEBRASKA has issued an ADIABATIC PICKLE TIK-TOK DANCE until 4:50 AM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 2d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN DETROIT/PONTIAC, MICHIGAN has issued an AFTERNOON GROUNDHOG PRESS CONFERENCE until 2:30 PM...
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WX Alert Mashup @wx-mashup.bsky.social · 3d
...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PENDLETON, OREGON has issued a PUMPKIN SPICE POTATO FIRE until 12:55 PM...
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