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Ian Boatman
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NWS Meteorologist for WFO Wilmington, NC (ILM) | Double Dawg | Foodie/Cocktailie | Opinions are mine. Reposts ≠ Endorsements | University of Georgia Class of 2017, 2019. Go Dawgs.
Angel Tag, etc.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“I am the most paranoid person I know.” - Me, 2011-Present

I had a panic attack at a club rowing party at age 20 because ALCOHOL was there and ACCPD IS GONNA RAID THIS PARTY AND ARREST ME EVEN THOUGH MY BAC IS NEGATIVE SOMEHOW
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
We all watched kids get into bars with expired Bruster’s gift cards, but my brain was convinced with the authority of 2+2=4 that UGAPD was gonna fly into my dorm window if I had Svedka in my backpack at 19.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Bojangles is overrated btw. And Cookout was good like twice.

Sit down, NC. We got this.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m just gonna be walking the dog at halftime completely unbothered. This is marvelous.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That dumbass bird team in Flowery Branch need not apply
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Let Puglisi’s class checker run the offense.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Gunner to Runner for a……Tunner?
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Depends on what else happens. Doesn’t really matter at this point. Just keep winning!
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM