Angel Tag, etc.

“I am the most paranoid person I know.” - Me, 2011-Present

I had a panic attack at a club rowing party at age 20 because ALCOHOL was there and ACCPD IS GONNA RAID THIS PARTY AND ARREST ME EVEN THOUGH MY BAC IS NEGATIVE SOMEHOW

We all watched kids get into bars with expired Bruster’s gift cards, but my brain was convinced with the authority of 2+2=4 that UGAPD was gonna fly into my dorm window if I had Svedka in my backpack at 19.

Bojangles is overrated btw. And Cookout was good like twice.

Sit down, NC. We got this.

I’m just gonna be walking the dog at halftime completely unbothered. This is marvelous.

That dumbass bird team in Flowery Branch need not apply

Let Puglisi’s class checker run the offense.

Gunner to Runner for a……Tunner?

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Depends on what else happens. Doesn’t really matter at this point. Just keep winning!