I promise there’s nothing interesting on my account this is so annoying wtf
Whoever is trying to hack my Instagram- your mom’s a hoe
January 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I promise there’s nothing interesting on my account this is so annoying wtf
Need more hours in the day
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Need more hours in the day
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i like my women manly and I like my men girly - it’s true
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
i like my women manly and I like my men girly - it’s true
Listening to these loser ass men talk to each other about how they never feel they can be themselves around women (see:conservative) I’m like yeah because you are an embarrassing loser I wouldn’t be myself around other people if I were you either lmao
January 7, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Listening to these loser ass men talk to each other about how they never feel they can be themselves around women (see:conservative) I’m like yeah because you are an embarrassing loser I wouldn’t be myself around other people if I were you either lmao
Whoever is trying to hack my Instagram- your mom’s a hoe
January 6, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Whoever is trying to hack my Instagram- your mom’s a hoe
For longer than I’m comfortable admitting I thought David Archuleta and David Guetta were the same person
January 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
For longer than I’m comfortable admitting I thought David Archuleta and David Guetta were the same person
MILIF (Man I Love Indian Food)
January 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
MILIF (Man I Love Indian Food)
When will the white devil be vanquished (brioche buns)
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When will the white devil be vanquished (brioche buns)
Being back East means having good beer again. Expect me to come back 10-15lbs heavier
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Being back East means having good beer again. Expect me to come back 10-15lbs heavier
One day I’ll stop using candles and **** ******s as pattern weights but today is not that day
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One day I’ll stop using candles and **** ******s as pattern weights but today is not that day
7/11 run is the only running I do
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
7/11 run is the only running I do
Good luck with the new Pokémon Pocket TCG pack 😎
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Good luck with the new Pokémon Pocket TCG pack 😎
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if your flyer is AI im not going!! if your accompanying visual is AI im not listening!!!
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
if your flyer is AI im not going!! if your accompanying visual is AI im not listening!!!
I love when parents throw a birthday party for a child way too young to understand what’s going on and the kid just doesn’t give a fuck
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love when parents throw a birthday party for a child way too young to understand what’s going on and the kid just doesn’t give a fuck
Everyone have fun and be safe tn @ N2N!!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Everyone have fun and be safe tn @ N2N!!!!!
FACK it’s so cold and my bed is so warm
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
FACK it’s so cold and my bed is so warm
Where’s my award for Chicago’s most surly and irascible bartender
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Where’s my award for Chicago’s most surly and irascible bartender
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I will not let all the weight I gained or amount of food I ate bother me or make me spiral
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I will not let all the weight I gained or amount of food I ate bother me or make me spiral
Love when the bus passes me without even looking at the stop to see if there’s someone waiting
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Love when the bus passes me without even looking at the stop to see if there’s someone waiting
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Being a dependable worker is lowkey shit cause I always get the short end of the stick when everyone else always calls off to just stay at home and play with their holes and poles 😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Being a dependable worker is lowkey shit cause I always get the short end of the stick when everyone else always calls off to just stay at home and play with their holes and poles 😭
Me justifying a bad look:
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me justifying a bad look:
The two shirts I currently attempting to purchase. I contain multitudes
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The two shirts I currently attempting to purchase. I contain multitudes
Did you guys know Michael Jackson originally wrote ‘Billie Jean’ about @bjsilly.bsky.social but was forced to change the name after a lengthy and costly defamation lawsuit? #chicagodraghistory
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Did you guys know Michael Jackson originally wrote ‘Billie Jean’ about @bjsilly.bsky.social but was forced to change the name after a lengthy and costly defamation lawsuit? #chicagodraghistory
What was everyone else’s family’s non traditional thanksgiving food? I feel like everyone has at least one thing on their family table that most other families don’t.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What was everyone else’s family’s non traditional thanksgiving food? I feel like everyone has at least one thing on their family table that most other families don’t.
Sometimes all all it takes is dropping 25$ at Wingstop to really get your life together
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sometimes all all it takes is dropping 25$ at Wingstop to really get your life together