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Ælfhelm
@wyrmslayer.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Writer. Independent Tolkien Scholar. Veteran Gamemaster. Denizen of Penn’s Woods. 0-Level Hobbit Clue-finder.

Grētingas eallum and eallum wel gemēted! Onlūcað wordhord and wesað blīðe!
A clear path to the hell-mouth of #hasbro. The devil is in the details.

#dnd #rpg
April 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Devil’s the details:
April 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Lo! Here’s a work worthy of reading!

As for me, it inspires my master’s thesis on similar happenings in Beowulf Studies. In this forthcoming essay, I’ll dive deep into the fetid mere of stifling criticism all mired in serpentine eisegesis.

#tolkien #beowulf
April 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Alas, poor Wall Street!

Ivy League diplomas will soon be as worthless as the US dollar.
April 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Why #Disney & #Hollywood suck

A fantastic exploration of pop cultural aesthetics: romantic realism champions beauty, truth; transgressive and, dystrophic realism’s attempt to subvert tradition, normalize pathology, and crush resistance to luciferian agenda.

treeofwoe.substack.com/p/a-digressi...
April 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
March 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Years of writer's block have finally given way.

Now I find there's just not enough time in the day to write what has been stewing all these long years. For this, I give thanks and praise to the Shaper of Middle-earth under Heaven, all-mighty Lord of Hosts!
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Here is sage advice!
March 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This should clear things up.
March 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My dear fool, you are the one misconstruing what he said. Don’t wanna take my word for it? Then check CNN.
March 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yes, and yet so wrong. Fortunately, CNN has cleared this up for you—he wasn’t conflating the two as you have done.
March 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
March 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM