I need to quit my job and become a lizard

Customer service is so garbage lol. this girl literally chugged her entire sprite in front of me in the drive thru and then shook her cup at me and was like "ummm refill please??" and i was like "yeah no." some of yall need to touch grass and realize customer service employees are people

Does anyone else keep getting owl videos? No hate to owls they're fine but idk why i'm seeing owl videos as 90% of my feed lol

Trying to derangedmaxx rn where are all my feral girlies at i need to bite a man and make the most horrific noise music ever created

Literally don't know how i'm going to get through the last 2 areas in Elden Ring. Crumbling Farum and the snowfield can suck it i'm fighting for my life 😭 Soulsborne games really make u feel like 150 hours in is NOTHING i feel like im so behind rn. Malenia can solo me for all i care 😩

Chat are there any repercussions to devouring an entire can of beans in one go? Not with a spoon i'm about to unhinge my jaw like a boa constrictor that just strangled a deer on the riverbed i am famished for beans