Can someone smarter than me explain to me how Amazon can layoff 14,000 employees this week and have aws outages trend up after the layoffs yet have their stock price continue to climb? I feel like a company laying off that many employees is a sign that they are not doing well rather than growing.

Funny how a place will claim to your favorite before it even opens

Things Portland is currently ravaged by:

Pizza
Temperate, sunny weather
Coffee
Middling soccer
Sunsets
Farmer’s markets
Apples
Hiking trails
Thai food
Fresh hops
Harvest-ready vineyards

Things Portland is not ravaged by:

War

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Grabbed lunch, ran some errands, and got a coffee all without traveling longer than 10 minutes and without driving. Love living in a city.

Me when I’m asked to write unit tests

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

telling my boss I’m going to fuck up roughly 30% of the time and it’s math’s fault

My reaction to finding out H street festival is this weekend instead of missing it like last year

I'm so excited to bike this grab a beer at a nearby town and marc back to dc all on the same day since marc runs on weekends

The federal forces are drawing cock and balls on DC with their aircraft and we're all supposed to believe they're in the city to "fight crime" 🤔

Cc @mayorbowser.bsky.social

Love this spot boozy ice cream on a summer day is 👍

"M-ATVs weigh 15 tons, or around 30,000 pounds, and are meant to survive the blast from an improvised explosive device. A 15 ton vehicle moving at high speed will have a hard time stopping on any street, let alone the streets of D.C."

Fortunately, the driver of this SUV was not killed in the crash!

Some shots of symmetry

I heard you liked castles

#mbtpubroll pepper planted

#iykyk