Xaesha
@xaesha.bsky.social
COMMISSIONS: WHY NOT \8D/ xaesha.carrd.co
38M he/they, occasionally NSFW, always daft.
I'm the anxious rat on your couch eating cheese and looking at orc dudes.
Under 18? Git to gittin'. 🔞
38M he/they, occasionally NSFW, always daft.
I'm the anxious rat on your couch eating cheese and looking at orc dudes.
Under 18? Git to gittin'. 🔞
Situation normal, holla when you don't give a fuck: It's one of my Four Horsemen. ;3
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Situation normal, holla when you don't give a fuck: It's one of my Four Horsemen. ;3
Me: "Hmm, am I really a switch...?"
You: *this photo series*
Me: "...YUP."
You: *this photo series*
Me: "...YUP."
January 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Me: "Hmm, am I really a switch...?"
You: *this photo series*
Me: "...YUP."
You: *this photo series*
Me: "...YUP."
I used to take Ambien and tweet, and tag it. I'd wake up to insightful statements I had no recollection of making, like:
- "i want myself a big butcher daddy"
- "umbra? penumbra? nuh-uhmbra"
- "monitors are just sand castles"
Someone trained an e-book bot on Ambien tweets.
Now I just draw dick.
- "i want myself a big butcher daddy"
- "umbra? penumbra? nuh-uhmbra"
- "monitors are just sand castles"
Someone trained an e-book bot on Ambien tweets.
Now I just draw dick.
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
I used to take Ambien and tweet, and tag it. I'd wake up to insightful statements I had no recollection of making, like:
- "i want myself a big butcher daddy"
- "umbra? penumbra? nuh-uhmbra"
- "monitors are just sand castles"
Someone trained an e-book bot on Ambien tweets.
Now I just draw dick.
- "i want myself a big butcher daddy"
- "umbra? penumbra? nuh-uhmbra"
- "monitors are just sand castles"
Someone trained an e-book bot on Ambien tweets.
Now I just draw dick.
okay that's definitely me.
i have slut aspirations at best.
but i will ramp up the sexual tension in the room and then dip, leaving everyone else to suffer the consequences of my bullsluttery.
i have slut aspirations at best.
but i will ramp up the sexual tension in the room and then dip, leaving everyone else to suffer the consequences of my bullsluttery.
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
okay that's definitely me.
i have slut aspirations at best.
but i will ramp up the sexual tension in the room and then dip, leaving everyone else to suffer the consequences of my bullsluttery.
i have slut aspirations at best.
but i will ramp up the sexual tension in the room and then dip, leaving everyone else to suffer the consequences of my bullsluttery.
Oh yeah, I want my audio crunchier than a cumsock.
I mean, what?
I mean, what?
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Oh yeah, I want my audio crunchier than a cumsock.
I mean, what?
I mean, what?
..is it the back pain? I bet it's the back pain.
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
..is it the back pain? I bet it's the back pain.
Can I do top three? The first one is too obvious.
1) Getting married to @itsmedijon.bsky.social <3
2) Getting into VRChat, meeting you, and that all-nighter where we chatted and shared music.
3) Finding and participating in Hrothmarket, which was my first time getting paid for doing art.
1) Getting married to @itsmedijon.bsky.social <3
2) Getting into VRChat, meeting you, and that all-nighter where we chatted and shared music.
3) Finding and participating in Hrothmarket, which was my first time getting paid for doing art.
January 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Can I do top three? The first one is too obvious.
1) Getting married to @itsmedijon.bsky.social <3
2) Getting into VRChat, meeting you, and that all-nighter where we chatted and shared music.
3) Finding and participating in Hrothmarket, which was my first time getting paid for doing art.
1) Getting married to @itsmedijon.bsky.social <3
2) Getting into VRChat, meeting you, and that all-nighter where we chatted and shared music.
3) Finding and participating in Hrothmarket, which was my first time getting paid for doing art.
Ooh! I volunteer to help! There's a cute futuristic little bar world with a very diverse drink making system and pool/pong I'd bartend for you and your date(s), a couple ideas for chill activities and games, before finishing up with a movie at Popcorn Palace (and then... :3c)?
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Ooh! I volunteer to help! There's a cute futuristic little bar world with a very diverse drink making system and pool/pong I'd bartend for you and your date(s), a couple ideas for chill activities and games, before finishing up with a movie at Popcorn Palace (and then... :3c)?
Do a pre-interview! Check if any of the initial questions are dealbreakers for public revelation. Don't ANSWER the questions during the pre-interview and that'll keep the banter fresh, and you'll have time to think of responses and follow-up questions.
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Do a pre-interview! Check if any of the initial questions are dealbreakers for public revelation. Don't ANSWER the questions during the pre-interview and that'll keep the banter fresh, and you'll have time to think of responses and follow-up questions.
GOSH FINE
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So follow if you're broke and looking for more corruption and vice in your life? :D
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So follow if you're broke and looking for more corruption and vice in your life? :D
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
GOSH FINE
...
So follow if you're broke and looking for more corruption and vice in your life? :D
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So follow if you're broke and looking for more corruption and vice in your life? :D
That was mildly terrifying, I thought I borked my avatar or there were too many synced parameters that I didn't catch. I'm just grateful certain "aspects" weren't toggled on suddenly around a bunch of folks, oh no.
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
That was mildly terrifying, I thought I borked my avatar or there were too many synced parameters that I didn't catch. I'm just grateful certain "aspects" weren't toggled on suddenly around a bunch of folks, oh no.
Lonely Sunset. If you watch the animatic, or are there with friends to mourn someone, it can be cathartic. But visiting it alone with no purpose, it's heart-wrenching sorrow. You just know it's a place that is filled with sadness, despite its beauty.
December 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Lonely Sunset. If you watch the animatic, or are there with friends to mourn someone, it can be cathartic. But visiting it alone with no purpose, it's heart-wrenching sorrow. You just know it's a place that is filled with sadness, despite its beauty.
What's that? *THE* "Wine Mom" on Bsky?! \8D/
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
What's that? *THE* "Wine Mom" on Bsky?! \8D/
Likewise -- Mood++ since. <3
December 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Likewise -- Mood++ since. <3
This one is my fault. >~<;;
But the solution is still solid!
But the solution is still solid!
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This one is my fault. >~<;;
But the solution is still solid!
But the solution is still solid!
I think you got me and my husband gregnant with this.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I think you got me and my husband gregnant with this.
*gets out of closet*
*realizes that was just the crawl space*
OH. GUESS THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR HERE.
*realizes that was just the crawl space*
OH. GUESS THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR HERE.
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
*gets out of closet*
*realizes that was just the crawl space*
OH. GUESS THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR HERE.
*realizes that was just the crawl space*
OH. GUESS THERE'S ANOTHER DOOR HERE.
Awww! <3
Dang, if I found out something I said to someone had that kind of effect on them, my ego would be *ecliptic*. 😂
Dang, if I found out something I said to someone had that kind of effect on them, my ego would be *ecliptic*. 😂
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Awww! <3
Dang, if I found out something I said to someone had that kind of effect on them, my ego would be *ecliptic*. 😂
Dang, if I found out something I said to someone had that kind of effect on them, my ego would be *ecliptic*. 😂
*looks at date of this post*
*does a little mental math*
*dial-up noises*
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...
"Connection established!"
Oh, that's PRISTINE. No notes! 🤣👍
*does a little mental math*
*dial-up noises*
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...
"Connection established!"
Oh, that's PRISTINE. No notes! 🤣👍
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
*looks at date of this post*
*does a little mental math*
*dial-up noises*
...
...
"Connection established!"
Oh, that's PRISTINE. No notes! 🤣👍
*does a little mental math*
*dial-up noises*
...
...
"Connection established!"
Oh, that's PRISTINE. No notes! 🤣👍