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Crooked lawyers be like: your honor, my client may be guilty, as the jury has made perfectly clear, but perhaps instead of punishing him we should be thanking him for not having murdered ALL of us
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Crooked lawyers be like: your honor, my client may be guilty, as the jury has made perfectly clear, but perhaps instead of punishing him we should be thanking him for not having murdered ALL of us
Did you seriously fall asleep on the toilet?
Uh, no. I was just resting my butthole
Uh, no. I was just resting my butthole
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did you seriously fall asleep on the toilet?
Uh, no. I was just resting my butthole
Uh, no. I was just resting my butthole
First they pumpkin spiced the lattes. And I did not speak out
Then they pumpkin spiced the doughnuts. And I did not speak up
Then when they came to pumpkin spice me. No one whould speak up for me
Then they pumpkin spiced the doughnuts. And I did not speak up
Then when they came to pumpkin spice me. No one whould speak up for me
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
First they pumpkin spiced the lattes. And I did not speak out
Then they pumpkin spiced the doughnuts. And I did not speak up
Then when they came to pumpkin spice me. No one whould speak up for me
Then they pumpkin spiced the doughnuts. And I did not speak up
Then when they came to pumpkin spice me. No one whould speak up for me
The comic irony that is using my drug test results as a weed tray
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The comic irony that is using my drug test results as a weed tray
Breaking news:
Dollar General to open 1st location in Windhelm
Dollar General to open 1st location in Windhelm
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Breaking news:
Dollar General to open 1st location in Windhelm
Dollar General to open 1st location in Windhelm
Step 1: ask them their astrology sign
Step 2: scoff/groan at whatever answer they give
Step 3: profit
Step 2: scoff/groan at whatever answer they give
Step 3: profit
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Step 1: ask them their astrology sign
Step 2: scoff/groan at whatever answer they give
Step 3: profit
Step 2: scoff/groan at whatever answer they give
Step 3: profit
Me when I'm old:
I may have alzhiemer's, but at least I don't have alzhiemer's
I may have alzhiemer's, but at least I don't have alzhiemer's
April 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Me when I'm old:
I may have alzhiemer's, but at least I don't have alzhiemer's
I may have alzhiemer's, but at least I don't have alzhiemer's
You're so vague, I bet you think this song is about... something
February 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You're so vague, I bet you think this song is about... something
Italian sluts:
Uh Oh, spaghetti-hoes
Uh Oh, spaghetti-hoes
February 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Italian sluts:
Uh Oh, spaghetti-hoes
Uh Oh, spaghetti-hoes
My personality is in disorder
February 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My personality is in disorder
My mid-life crisis is gonna be less about getting old and more so about the fact that I'm only halfway
February 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My mid-life crisis is gonna be less about getting old and more so about the fact that I'm only halfway
Frankie Muniz looks like if Jessie Pinkman was in a pop-punk band
February 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Frankie Muniz looks like if Jessie Pinkman was in a pop-punk band
People who say English is one of the hardest languages to learn coz of all the unnecessary silent letters.
My brother in christ, you're gonna shit your pants when you discover French
My brother in christ, you're gonna shit your pants when you discover French
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
People who say English is one of the hardest languages to learn coz of all the unnecessary silent letters.
My brother in christ, you're gonna shit your pants when you discover French
My brother in christ, you're gonna shit your pants when you discover French
She's dating for love
He's dating for sex
I'm catfishing them both
He's dating for sex
I'm catfishing them both
February 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
She's dating for love
He's dating for sex
I'm catfishing them both
He's dating for sex
I'm catfishing them both
Hey baby, are your legs my parents? Coz I'm gonna be the reason they separate 👉😎👉
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey baby, are your legs my parents? Coz I'm gonna be the reason they separate 👉😎👉
I've heard the of the cyberpunk being called the Reich Rover.
How about the Deplorian
How about the Deplorian
February 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've heard the of the cyberpunk being called the Reich Rover.
How about the Deplorian
How about the Deplorian
You're so vague. I bet you think this song is about.... something
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You're so vague. I bet you think this song is about.... something
Elon musk looks like when senator Kelly turns into the water goop on the table in the first X-men movie
February 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Elon musk looks like when senator Kelly turns into the water goop on the table in the first X-men movie
Reposted
"Hot grannies in your area want your d*ck"
They can pry it from my cold, dead hands
They can pry it from my cold, dead hands
January 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
"Hot grannies in your area want your d*ck"
They can pry it from my cold, dead hands
They can pry it from my cold, dead hands
Professional skateboarding uses male enhancement devices
Me: Tony Hawks phony cock
Me: Tony Hawks phony cock
January 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Professional skateboarding uses male enhancement devices
Me: Tony Hawks phony cock
Me: Tony Hawks phony cock
Can't wait to start using this app to post my most unhinged thoughts
January 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Can't wait to start using this app to post my most unhinged thoughts