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コーヒー •Xennial •default/settings •Morgenmuffel •PC Gamer •Nihilistic AF •Lacónico •LSHMSFOAIDMT •fortis Fortūna adiuvat •🚗🎵🎮🎧 •❤️ @alesiakira.bsky.social
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nani gigantum humeris insidentes
Must be getting close to town — we’re hitting more people.

#fortune
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 PM
There’s no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.

#fortune
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Wait… it’s all a scam?
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
nonchalant
February 5, 2026 at 5:11 AM
“In a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit except his face.”
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"It’s so refreshing to see someone who isn’t held back by common sense"
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“A good driver sometimes misses their turn. A bad driver never misses their turn.”
January 8, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Edición 2026
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Reposted
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
“ […] he has the face of a man who doesn't let his lack of knowledge prevent him from having strong opinions. “
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"...la expoganadera semiurbanizada llamada Aguascalientes..." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“not worth the candle”

“not worth the piece of paper it’s printed on”

“not worth the server it’s hosted on”
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The degree of technical confidence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

#fortune
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Unions, attorneys, and condoms: the more the other party doesn’t want you to have one the more you definitely need one.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"IDGAF as a service"
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
AI is a buzzword used to finesse money from uneducated Boomer venture capitalists.
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“LinkedIn is a toxic cesspool of self-important, value signaling, narcissistic scum with shit advise.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Reposted
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
oof
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle — it might be your bycicle.

#fortune
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- Franklin P. Jones

#fortune
October 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM