Oooooor a secret third option: Summoning a demon to drag the orange man to hell.
December 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Oooooor a secret third option: Summoning a demon to drag the orange man to hell.
Love you too, Aunt Cassie!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Love you too, Aunt Cassie!!
Ooooh. I did not know that. Now I do.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ooooh. I did not know that. Now I do.
Putting on weight takes time and patience. You can’t force it.
December 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Putting on weight takes time and patience. You can’t force it.
HEY! No bad self talk! You are the most amazing person ever!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
HEY! No bad self talk! You are the most amazing person ever!!
It’s okay. She can’t hurt you.
December 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It’s okay. She can’t hurt you.
Keep up the good work!
December 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Keep up the good work!
How the hell is she 60?! She looks at least 40.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How the hell is she 60?! She looks at least 40.
I wish to unknow what I just read.
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I wish to unknow what I just read.
The day that I delete my social media account is the day that I am having a mental breakdown and need help.
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The day that I delete my social media account is the day that I am having a mental breakdown and need help.
Ferris only took the day off because he wanted to avoid a social studies test and to spite Principal Rooney.
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Ferris only took the day off because he wanted to avoid a social studies test and to spite Principal Rooney.
That would not surprise me in the least. It genuinely wouldn’t.
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That would not surprise me in the least. It genuinely wouldn’t.
Throw in three movies and a line of plush toys and you got a deal!
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Throw in three movies and a line of plush toys and you got a deal!
I wanna hug him even though he could poke me with his spines. He just looks so huggable!!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I wanna hug him even though he could poke me with his spines. He just looks so huggable!!!
Batman could do better. Hell DEADPOOL could do better. Yes I know they’re fictional and from different comics. BUT honestly, they’re far better options than whatever Gavin Newsome is.
August 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Batman could do better. Hell DEADPOOL could do better. Yes I know they’re fictional and from different comics. BUT honestly, they’re far better options than whatever Gavin Newsome is.